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Season 3  "General Breast Theme with Cobras"  3x1

Aired 9 months ago - Sep 25, 2016

The safety of Tandy and the group is in jeopardy as armed intruders storm the Malibu beach near their home, and no one can agree on what to do. While Melissa takes drastic action, Tandy gets a new lesson in fashion.

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Don't shoot! Don't shoot me!
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You're gonna pull through this, buddy!
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♪ We'll still have each other ♪
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♪ Nothing's gonna stop us! ♪
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Just sick about it.
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Ooh. (laughs)
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and I can make them sing like a Doobie Brother.
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But it gets kind of lonely out there.
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(laughs)
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Uh... c-could you excuse us
#12
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Well, I like Lewis's energy.
#13
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that Tandy wasn't a dangerous lunatic,
#14
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Look...
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No, my name's Tandy.
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(chuckles) What am I saying?
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I mean, we both have our secrets,
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Hey, how about we, uh, ink up some jeans?
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Just seems like the perfect place to masturbate.
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I'm being very sincere here:
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- No, really, I... - Really?
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That's...
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They say that eyebrows are the curtains to the windows
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I mean, you know, he's definitely a...
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You're flirting with me.
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who pees off the back of pickup trucks,
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Hair. You like it?
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They're just having fun, right, guys?
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Pat is just a... fantastic...
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"A bi-corn"?
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(whispers): Like, he's seriously dangerous.
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He told me that he killed somebody a few weeks ago
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(both groan)
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He was the best.
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Okay, maybe a little more to the left now.
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It's looking good.
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It's called friendship, Pat.
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Look, I know Pat's awkward.
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(chuckles): Oh, that's funny.
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to take off that suit if it weren't for your support.
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and every one of you.
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to be out of the suit, you know?
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(Carol and Tandy continue talking quietly)
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