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Dr. Gregory House, a drug-addicted, unconventional, misanthropic medical genius, leads a team of diagnosticians at the fictional Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey.

Season 1

Aired 18 years ago - May 24, 2005

When Stacy insists her husband Mark get tests, House insists he can handle things. But despite the fact Mark's tests prove negative, his steadily growing symptoms indicate he is dying. While House struggles with the mystery and make increasing demands on his staff, Wilson worries about House's emotional well-being, and Cuddy considers adding a new employee to the clinic. MORE -LESS

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Previous tests revealed nothing that would cause abdominal pain or the mood swings.
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If that's negative, CT his abdomen and pelvis, with and without contrast.
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We CTed your abdomen. Nothing that would explain the stomach pain.
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There's no need for exploratory surgery, Dr. Cameron has a diagnosis.
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Leslie vs. Leslie seems to be right in point, but I'm sure they're going to try to distinguish it by... [The overhead speaker pages Dr. Lodkin]
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Mrs. Warner. The surgery went well; he's in recovery, you can see him now.
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We'll check his blood for Alzheimer's protein markers.
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His sister voted for Nader, twice. That's about it.
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Hope you like oatmeal raisin. Love, Stacy."
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Said no. Champagne tap. No red cells, no white cells, serology's negative.
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This serves no diagnostic purpose.
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What if he has the virus but isn't producing those antibodies?
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With the head, the look.
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O2 stats are within range.
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Six more have sent him flowers, candy and a teddy bear, which I'm sure he finds very comforting.
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He. And he sent me the bear.
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[The phone rings]
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What is it?
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He said he went to Paris and the PET confirms it, so what?
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Yeah, well, one of the true tragedies of this condition is it makes you want to stick your cool, new mountain bike in the garage
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He might.
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If you think you're right you don't give a damn what they think.
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- You don't know Gregg. - Not like you do.
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Doc, he ain't right in the head!
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- No pain killers! - You were wrong!
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[Thunder in distance]
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You were right.
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What's so great about you? You always think you're right.
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Aired 18 years ago - May 17, 2005

House's ex-girlfriend Stacy Warner returns – not for House but to get help for her ailing husband. While House decides whether or not to take her case, Cuddy forces him to present a lecture to a class of medical students. As he weaves the stories of three patients who all present with a similar symptom, House gives a lecture the students will never forget. MORE -LESS

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It means there's either a neurological component or he's having an affair.
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Most likely cause of leg pain is muscle strain.
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Tightness of the ankle, loss of muscle control.
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and one will be very close to death.
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Bzzt! Sorry, thanks for playing.
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what say we check up on the volleyball player?
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I need to know everything about you.
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No, because she took such an interest she discovered a tiny nodule.
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You have decreased reflexes in your patellar tendon. Anyone?
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We have no history, he could be allergic.
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What say we take five? Get some coffee, go pee.
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She loves you, she just...can't... stand to...be around you.
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No. But that would make you interested, right?
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Or you go online and find there's only three poisonous snakes common in New Jersey:
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And who goes looking for the snake?
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If you have a reaction, we're ready to do whatever's necessary to ensure your airway stays open and your heart keeps beating.
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On average, drug addicts are stupid.
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[Groans]
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[Yells] - Susan!
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Oh, yeah, he's dying, but there's no wife and kid. Which is great.
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They grade you on gentleness and supportiveness? Is there a scale for measuring compassion?
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Well, I need to go home.
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You find out what matters to them.
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I... I don't know.
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If you can't handle that reality, pick another profession.
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[Crys]
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It may become necessary in order to save your life.
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Kids with prosthetic legs are running the 100-meter dash in twelve seconds.
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That's why I need the damn morphine!
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[His breathing quickens, and the monitors all go off.]
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They're all just chemical reactions that take place when the brain shuts down.
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We've got to let him cut the leg off.
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You don't think you deserve to be happy?
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I love you, too. I'm sorry.
Aired 18 years ago - May 10, 2005

House apparently triggers a stroke in a clinic patient, but the major topic of discussion is House's imminent date with Cameron, The team must deal with the patient's odd lifestyle, overbearing "friend," and reluctant parents in order to stop the strokes and try to save his life. Meanwhile, Wilson, Cuddy and the team offer House and Cameron advice while laying odds on the outcome. MORE -LESS

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Ista plaæa. -Zašto si pristala? -Jer je ovo najsretnije mjesto na svijetu.
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Osim želiš li da mu èeljust izleti. -Metalna ploèica.
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Ali tako je star! -A ti si tako mlad. -To ti je velika pogreška.
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Harveyjevi su roditelji poginuli u prometnoj nesreæi prije 2 g.
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Zubi. Harvey pati od anomije. Ne može se sjetiti imenica.
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i poslao ga naturopatu. -A on me opet poslao... -Akupunkturistici.
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Prije smo se držali za ruke, èitali zajedno i gledali Izazov.
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Hvala. Mogli biste i Myronu nešto propisati, nešto slabije.
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Samo je UZV sumnjiv. Prolaps mitralnog zaliska.
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Zaboga! Što izvodite? -Guši ga! -Stani. Pusti je.
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Pazila sam da mu je zasiæenost kisikom iznad 90.
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I dalje mislite da se Chase vara? -Ne, vjerojatno ima pravo.
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Rekla je da æete htjeti razgovarati sa mnom. -Lagala je. Izvolite.
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Pet godina samosažaljevanja sasvim je dovoljno.
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Smislit æu nešto.
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Teško æe potpisati kad su mrtvi. -Htjet æe dokaz. -Oèevu ruku?
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Trajna adresa? Važni brojevi za hitne sluèajeve? -Annette Rains.
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Zovem iz bolnice Princeton Plainsboro. Harvey je ovdje...
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Lagali ste im! -Rekao je da nam je sin mrtav. -To je sitna laž.
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Vi se ne palite na poniženje? Valjda to preskoèi jednu generaciju.
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Nadam se da si sigurna da to želiš jer, ako se opet otvori i nastrada,
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Otvaraj joj vrata. Pridrži joj stolicu. -Išao sam na spojeve.
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Lijepe cipele. Udobne su?
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Zao sam prema tebi pa te sigurno jako volim.
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Neæemo znati kolika je šteta dok se ne probudi. Ako se probudi.
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Od prijašnjih sam se osjeæao kao drvo. -Hvala na tom prizoru.
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Vi niste žrtve plave tablete. U vama je problem!
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Bilo je mnogo zanimljivih stvari. Bomboni nisu bili na vrhu liste.
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Inficirano se tkivo u èeljusti otkine i blokira dotok krvi u mozak.
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Kao što kažem svim pacijentima, recite ne gušenju.
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Aired 18 years ago - May 03, 2005

During an meningitis outbreak which overwhelms the clinic, House is drawn to a single patient: a 12-year-old whose symptoms don't quite match everyone else's. House, Foreman, and Chase must devise ingenious ways and locations to treat the girl's delicate condition in the middle of the chaos, and make an unexpected discovery. Meanwhile, House asks Cameron to come back to her job but she has one requirement that he might not be able to meet. MORE -LESS

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It's a figure of speech.
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I-- I'd be completely lost, get in everyone's way.
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Next.
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Next.
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Go like this.
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Twelve-year-old female. Fever, rash, neck pains. Not meningitis.
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Get a lumbar puncture. Some brain infections can be pretty clever at hide-and-seek.
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Push me again.
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Okay, I want you to hold your knees and tuck your head.
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I just-- I haven't slept. I'm so tired.
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We need to find where it's coming from.
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It's not bleeding.
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I wonder if that has anything to do with you costing us $100 million.
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because she's an idiot or she's insane.
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All he did was save his job. What?
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Many sick people. Puking in the hallways. It's crazy. We can reschedule.
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Are there dead people in those cabinets?
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- That's right. - He's in a band.
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like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20-hour stretches.
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Okay. We're, uh, we're pretty sure it's not cancer.
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Absolutely. She was totally unresponsive...
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Well, let's see now. There's the 18-year-old has-been that she beat out to make the Nationals,
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- When I was in med school, I had this old professor-- - Who touched you in the naughty place?
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You actually speak four languages, or are you just banking on never being interviewed by anyone who does?
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Uh, well, that's, uh, great. I think that's all we need.
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Okay. Well, they were nice. Pointy. Exactly.
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I'm "ultrasounding" your head.
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I'm not talking about her. You're talking about Cameron.
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You'll have a surgeon in the room in ten.
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Maybe she's adopted and we've got the wrong history.
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Actually, none.
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or a girl's body, as the case may be.
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- You wanted it. - Yeah. I did.
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to handle a simple thing like an abortion without Mommy and Daddy's help.
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- Well, when can we take her home? - Uh, in a few days.
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House.
Aired 19 years ago - Apr 19, 2005

While House and his team scramble to discover what's causing brain and kidney dysfunction in a pregnant woman, Vogler is working to get House fired after House's pharmaeutical speech. House determines the illness, but the woman and her husband must struggle with an emotional and heartbreaking choice: choose between her or that of her unborn child. Vogler calls for a vote to remove House, but when Wilson refuses to make the vote unanimous, Vogler threatens to take his money if Wilson isn't voted out. Finally, Cuddy must take a stand against Vogler. MORE -LESS

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The nurse will be in soon to take some blood. I'd like to run some more tests.
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You've been so good to me and-
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How come you're not in your office?
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Preeclampsia. Call the OB-GYN service and rub some prayer beads.
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Well, ultrasound looks good. No sign of fetal distress.
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Like this- this cold got really bad all of a sudden.
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Starving babies is bad- and illegal in many cultures.
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Stop. Preterm labor.
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And, uh, in fairness to your point of view,
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Great to see you back in the office. I guess Vogler found you?
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- We gotta talk. - Ooh. We gotta talk.
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This is how Vogler's gonna destroy me?
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If I don't give him one, he makes one up. Vogler's just one vote.
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[Coughs] Yeah. There's swelling, indenting the esophagus.
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You were making antibodies to fight the tumor.
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Pretty good. Twenty-eight weeks, so about 80%.
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If you postpone- even for a week-
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He accepted a Corvette from a patient who was a known member of the New Jersey Mafia.
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Well, first of all, you can't void my vote by making me stand in the hallway.
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The next generation is not my patient.
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I told you. She only has thighs for me.
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This job and this stupid screwed-up friendship,
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First Cameron, then Wilson.
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Otherwise in good health? Excellent.
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Angiogenesis inhibitors prevent the tumors from creating blood vessels.
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[Sean] His odds are much better than yours are.
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You didn't say, " You don't know what it would be like."
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but after that I couldn't even look at him without thinking of her.
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Well, thank God you were here to save all those lives!
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- Honey. - [Machine Beeping]
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The best course for the baby would be an immediate C-section. The longer we postpone,
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She's stabilized. How long was her oxygen at that level?
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Naomi's baby lives.
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- Nothing. - Charging.
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Thank you.
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I've sent a test down to confirm. When it comes back, you should start Olive on immunoglobulin replacement.
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What did he do? Buy you dinner and roses? Threaten to drown your dog?
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But if you're doing this because you are afraid of losing his money, then he's right.
Aired 19 years ago - Apr 12, 2005

At a high-level campaign fundraiser, a senator becomes violently ill. Vogler forces House to take the senator's case and offers to let off the hook on firing a team member if he'll deliver a speech on behalf of Vogler's pharmaceutical company. It looks like the senator has AIDS but House refuses to settle for the easy answer. And House ends up giving the speech, but it doesn't go quite as Vogler planned. MORE -LESS

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wait a second, don't I own that company?
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The fast we can get you better, the faster you can get out of here.
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Your political consultants have written you a nice story.
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Get an MRI and a lumbar puncture.
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Chase has nothing to worry about?
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Sure. You were pregnant.
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Mmm, but you'd only make that argument if you were an administrator covering your own ass.
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If that were true, would Dr. Wilson's mouth be contorted into that ugly little shape?
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but it only causes a lesion in your brain if your immune system is extremely weak to begin with.
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But...you haven't even tested me for HIV!
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You get to keep all of us if you flog his products?
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[laughing]
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it's a bad role model, it's a dis-discredit to the race.
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I don't.
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I'm testing you for booze, drugs and GHB.
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I take chances all the time, it's one of my worst qualities.
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I need to draw some more blood.
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Why are you spying on my case?
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Unless we find out the underlying disease, this guy's lied to his last constituent.
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I knew he was going to Africa and I figured he was vaccinated for Hep A and B.
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Get out of my life, how much clearer can you get?
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Looks complex. Central necrosis?
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House is a lousy teacher. You can't lie for beans.
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I said I was selling it. I didn't say I was giving it away.
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Well, not enough to indicate lymphoma.
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Don't you hate doing this?
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I don't think that's why you're asking.
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[Starts to cough and can't stop. It sounds like he's gasping for air.]
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This indicates partial sleep arousal.
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you sleepwalk right into his arms.
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See, antibodies are basically your defensive line.
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Start the senator on IV immunoglobulin stat.
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No, there's things I can't do, and like you said, I have to live with reality.
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[applause]
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Whenever one of his drugs is about to lose its patent he has his boys and girls alter it just a tiny bit and patent it all over again.
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[Playing "High Hopes" on piano]
Aired 19 years ago - Mar 29, 2005

House must fire one of his doctors and leaves them to think about it while they deal with an overweight 10-year old child who suffered a heart attack as the result of taking diet pills. House is also faced with a woman who won't accept surgery for a 30 lb. tumor because she wants to remain overweight.

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Nipples? You need to get rid of one of your people.
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- What's the problem? - Heart attack.
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That's what five pediatricians, two nutritionists and a psychologist said.
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Is this... thing treatable?
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Burning? Exactly.
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Way over. Kids in my neighborhood used to call me "Rerun".
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Not from Mummy. Everything in society tells us we have to be thin to be successful.
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It will be more cost-efficient once I grab Cameron's ass, call Foreman a spade, and Chase--
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Jessica. You're not, either. I don't wanna do this anymore.
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Oh, please. Save your pathetic insincerity for your boyfriend.
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I assume I don't have to point out that now would be an extremely good time...
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You might wanna broaden the search just a little.
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Right. So it's the money. You resent it, but you're gonna tell me that he doesn't need the job.
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And you are? With my job, yes.
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Jessica really doesn't have any friends.
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I assume his goal is to stir up antagonism toward me.
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Nope. But I've never gone swimming with you.
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I just-- I just wanted to fit in.
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Right. So I guess it's the media and pharmaceutical companies' fault now,
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Oh, my God.
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Did you actually see her prepare and administer the heparin?
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Hey! Stop worrying about your asses and start worrying about the patient's.
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And I do know what "induced" means. We did this?
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I'll definitely think twice before correcting one of your mistakes again.
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Because I'm not insanely insecure, and because I can actually trust in another human being,
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If he can work it so we keep the current staff for the same amount of money,
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She told me about the tumor. Yeah? She also tell you why she's refusing to have it removed?
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You have kids. How novel. That changes everything.
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At this point, it doesn't matter what caused the necrosis.
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Do you want to fire me?
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You jumped on this idea like a life raft. Not one question about what else it could be.
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Love her green eyes and his baby blues.
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looking for married women with surgical scars.
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I don't need you.
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- Pyoderma gangrenosum. - More sores.
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It's perfect. It explains everything.
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Once it's gone, everything will get normal very fast.
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Aired 19 years ago - Mar 22, 2005

Just before mobster Joey Arnello spills the beans in federal court and enters witness protection, he collapses. A court order instructs House to find out if he's faking. House and his team struggle to diagnose and cure Joey while Joey's brother Bill tries to slow things down and keep Joey from testifying. Meanwhile, Cuddy struggles to convince Vogler that House is an essential part of the hospital. MORE -LESS

Aired 19 years ago - Mar 15, 2005

Billionaire entrepreneur Edward Vogler spends $100 million on the clinic and becomes the new Chairman of the Board. As a businessman, Vogler intends to turn the clinic into a profitable venue for his biotech venture and plans to eliminate the financially draining services of Dr. House. Meanwhile, a businesswoman who has it all - perfect life, perfect body, perfect job - finds herself inexplicably paralyzed. When he diagnoses her secret, House must risk his job and his medical license to get her a necessary transplant. MORE -LESS

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- What about a disk herniation? - I don't know, Eric.
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Thank you.
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and overnight I was worth a billion dollars.
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and being able to look at her and say, "Good morning, honey. I love you."
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- How old is she? - Thirty-two.
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If you don't wanna sell, it means you don't care if people get your product.
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Perfect.
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Just wanted to see if your dad, you know-- Bizarre.
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He's using patients as guinea pigs.
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- Yeah, he took your parking space. - It's not necessarily bad news.
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I'm just suggesting we look outside the box. What if her sed rate is elevated?
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Next time, skip Aunt Elyssa.
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Okay then. Just gotta think like a billionaire.
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Dr. Simpson, did you hear? New management.
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The guy got over a million dollars. Don't tell me he's complaining.
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There is no cancer in your bone.
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Dr. Becker--
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What happened to our regular, old-fashioned colonoscopy?
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- I'll redo her angio-- - You'll do nothing!
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Thoracentesis revealed a transudate?
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Because of my position on the transplant committee?
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Thanks.
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He's still not wearing the coat.
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- I don't understand how that-- - You're a high-powered bulimic. You make yourself throw up.
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You know, how much is your life worth? How much is my job worth?
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Because that's what's on the table right now-- your life.
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Pressors and vasodilators have not improved her condition whatsoever.
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You don't have hunches. You know.
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Any psychiatric conditions? History of depression? She's a little blue.
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My patient's getting a heart.
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But usually he's putting it in our face.
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Oh, will you stop it with the book? Why are you doing this?
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Is that good or bad? It depends.
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Ironically, a substance that tightens every other corner of your face.
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Today, hospital's come into a lot of money.
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Aired 19 years ago - Mar 01, 2005

A 12-year-old boy believes he's cursed after a Ouija board tells him he's going to die, and his father makes increasing demands on House as they try to diagnose the boy's pneumonia-like symptoms and incongruous rash. Meanwhile, Chase's estranged father, a renowned doctor from Australia, visits and House invites him to sit in, much to Chase's discomfort. When House diagnoses the boy's illness, the young patient is forced to face the idea that his father may not be everything he believes. MORE -LESS

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I'm dying.
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Papular lesion, one centimeter, on top of a long, thin scab.
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What kind of pneumonia causes this kind of rash? Legionnaire's disease.
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Biopsy that rash.
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Okay. This might be a bit delicate.
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Hard to deal with sometimes?
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Said I was gonna die.
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A secret club. What's the secret-- they're all morons?
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with about 30 years of Aussie.
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Dad comes 5,000 miles, you're more curious than Junior is.
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I wouldn't have assigned Dr. House to your case if I didn't have every confidence in him.
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Is the anthrax doin' it?
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-just happening to strike at once. - Unless you've got a better theory.
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Works for spaghetti.
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Six doctors' brilliant conclusion is to take it easy. I write a check, name goes on a plaque,
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It doesn't hurt yet. Keep going.
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You haven't seen him in years, he flies across the Atlantic to see you-- Pacific.
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There's about 20 distinct autoimmune diseases-- Why are you here?
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I've got to talk to House about this treatment.
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It's a macrobiotic diet-- popular with Hollywood starlets and... cancer patients.
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I suppose it isn't.
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- Okay. So-- - I told you we should get him off the cytoxan.
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One's always been more than enough for me.
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Well, then I should definitely tell him. I'd wanna know. You wanna know everything.
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All this hate. It's toxic.
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- But the throat nodules still don't fit with that. - That's two diseases pretty much exclusive to Southeast Asia.
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Ow! Scale from one to 10-- how painful?
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Comes here expecting us to do an extra-good job because he gives a whole lot of money to this hospital.
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No wonder he got anthrax. The leprosy weakened his immune system.
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I want you to call down to Carville, Louisiana, home of the last leper colony in the Lower 48.
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I tell you my dad left, my mum drank herself to death, you gonna care about me more?
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I've given him enough hugs. He's given me enough disappointments.
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Breathe again.
Aired 19 years ago - Feb 22, 2005

A severely broken arm reveals a bizarre case of bone loss and ends the comeback plans of major league pitcher Hank Wiggen. House suspects Hank is lying about using steroids, as his condition worsens. When Hank's kidneys start to fail, his wife offers to donate hers, but she would have to abort her early pregnancy. Forced into an impossible solution, and admitting failure as an addict, Hank tries to take his own life. House and his team must isolate and fix the problem soon if this pitcher's life, as well his career, can be saved. Meanwhile, Foreman dates a pharmaceutical representative and House is stuck with two tickets and ends up going on a "date" with Cameron...to a monster truck rally. MORE -LESS

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You make him comfortable, send him home, which means you're just boring me.
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You want it to be his kidneys, because if it's his kidneys, then maybe we can treat it, fix it.
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If your car breaks down, you're an hour late, not two minutes.
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The doses are monitored. It's not a slip.
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Dr. Sports Fan can put it in Lucite and hang it around his neck.
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It's 4:45. I was rounding up.
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And? Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable talking about his private matters.
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Could be cancerous-- amyloidosis or lymphoma.
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Dr. Whitman to Anesthesiology. Dr. Whitman, Anesthesiology.
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You and your lawyer can write a paper.
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If you throw out the kidneys, everything else adds up.
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You see, kidneys don't wear watches.
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But if you add the kidney symptoms back into the mix,
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Huh?
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The test for Addison's is always inconclusive.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. I didn't know you were busy. Want me to come back?
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you should at least be able to see it in other people.
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I had car trouble.
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Friday night. The biggest official monster truck jam in the history of New Jersey.
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Uh... and wh-who--
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If you have the results, I'd like you to talk to both of us. If you don't, I'm late for a meeting.
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Not in your current condition.
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Lola's not gonna have an abortion.
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This is a pragmatic question for you?
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- You asking me to go with you? - Sure. Sounds good.
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Tachycardia. Your heart's beating too fast.
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His heart's not responding to the atropine.
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Hey, kid. How ya feelin'?
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I can see why they asked you to speak at the cancer dinner.
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Deception. That's the--
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Huh. Well, that's weird.
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Date's right on the label, number of pills-- regular person can do the math.
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Yeah, I get that.
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I'll start treating the Addison's, which will most likely destroy what's left of your kidneys.
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Or are we breaking up?
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Oh, they're all wet.
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If the patient decides to go the dialysis route, we've got some product you should check out.
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Don't worry. You're not gay. You're adventurous.
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What should we look for now, Hank?
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We'll start treatment right away.
Aired 19 years ago - Feb 15, 2005

House has to find out why a patient has internal bleedings after a car crash. In the meantime, he has a wager with Cuddy he can stay off the painkillers. Will his withdrawal symptoms eventually kill his patient?

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He's been in and out of the hospital for three weeks with internal bleeding. No one can find the cause.
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This is impossible. A 16-year-old does not get hemolytic anemia.
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- Well, he's 99.2. - Barely above normal.
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That's already done, and--
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better than a puppy.
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If you're detoxing, you'll have chills, nausea.
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Yeah, what she cared about was the car.
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- Have you been out of the country? - We went to China, but we got all our shots before we left.
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What about bruising? Never complained of tenderness under his arms or his groin?
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We're just testing.
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How long has it been?
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Fix the eye, you'd kill everything else. Surgery's out for the same reason.
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That's funny. She said you might need one.
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It's not an infection. Gallium scan didn't reveal anything.
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- Hey, no, no. Let go of my hand. - She doesn't speak English.
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The blood clot isn't life-threatening.
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And the antibiotics aren't doing anything.
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A.S.T. is 859. We're getting him to the I.C.U.
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I was born in a log cabin in Illinois--
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Yeah. I went to medical school too.
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Well, we figured if there was any hope at all that we could have her with us a little while longer, it'd be worth it.
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Did it work? Well, my hand hurts like hell.
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So what are you gonna do? The father's insisting on the lupus treatment.
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Yeah. He agreed to do it your way.
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which is the fourth diagnostic criterion.
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- And then she went and lied to the father. That's why you're angry. - Yeah. I trusted you.
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Take your pills before you kill this kid.
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Because you lied. Because House wanted to play games with my son's life.
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So we just wait? I'm afraid so.
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- Take your damn pills. - Psychosis requires--
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Saving a 16-year-old kid from a lifetime of immunosuppressant drugs and a very nasty scar.
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There's no way we can do this surgery now. Ya think?
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his body had to get its energy somewhere else.
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caused by naphthalene poisoning.
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Either way, I did you a favor.
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Watch out.
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Aired 19 years ago - Feb 08, 2005

Dr. Foreman believes an uncooperative homeless woman is faking seizures to get a meal ticket at the teaching hospital. But her homelessness strikes a personal chord with Dr. Wilson and he grows determined to keep her from falling between the cracks. Her worsening symptoms prove to be a complex mystery for House and his team, but the mystery of her identity and medical history may hold the answers to saving her life. Just as the team suspects she has contagious meningitis, the woman goes missing, only to be tasered by the police, who bring her back. But House deduces the taser may have proven yet another diagnosis, with dire results. Meanwhile, House has an audience of two medical students who are learning how to do case studies. MORE -LESS

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Èçñëåäâàíèÿòà ñà ÷èñòè, íî òÿ âñå îùå íå å íà ñåáå ñè.
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Î...ïðèáåðåòå ÿ, ìîëÿ âè.
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Èñêàø äà îáâèíèø Ôîðìàí.
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Óäàð â ãëàâàòà? Ñóáäóðàëåí õåìàòîì?
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åëåêòðîëèòíèÿ äèçáàëàíñ. Ùå çàïî÷íåì îò òàì.
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Ä-ð Òåðõàã îáåùà, ÷å ùå áúäà íà âðåìå âêúùè.
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Òîìîãðàôèÿòà ïîêàçâà, ÷å èìà õèðóðãè÷åñêà èãëà â ðúêàòà ñè.
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Íå ñè ïîìèñëèë, ÷å ñúì íàïðàâèë òîâà, çà äà ñïàñÿ çàäíèê òè, íàëè?
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Àç ñúùî áèõ ñå äåïðåñèðàë.
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Ñ Äæåðè Ëóçèíã, äà Òîé å îíêîëîã.
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Ìîæå áè å áèëî òåæêà ðàçäÿëà, ìîæå äà ÿ å èçîñòàâèë çàùîòî å áèëà íà íàðêîòèöè.
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Äà, çàáðàâèõ, ÷å òðÿáâà äà èìàì ïðè÷èíà, çà äà ñúì çàãðèæåí.
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Ðîäèòåëèòå íà Ôîðìàí ñà ùàñòëèâî æåíåíè îò 40 ãîäèíè.
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Ðàçáèðà ñå, â Øâåöèÿ, äóìàòà ïðèÿòåë ìîæå ñúùî òàêà äà ñå ïðåâåäå êàòî "êóöî íèùîæåñòâî"
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Âåðîÿòíî å äà èìà òóáåðêóëîçà, çàùî äà íÿìà õóáàâî äîáðîêà÷åñòâåíî îáðàçóâàíèå ñ êîåòî äà æèâåå.
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Ñúùåñòâóâà ëè èëè ãî èçìèñëèõòå?
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Àç íàïðàâèõ áèîïñèÿòà... íèêàêâî äîêîñâàíå.
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 íîùòà, êîãàòî äîéäå å áèëà íà ðåéâ ïàðòè íà Ñëîóí Ñòðèéò.
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Âîçåõ ñå íà Âèåíñêîòî êîëåëî, êîãàòî òàçè ÷àéêà ñå áëúñíà â ìåí.
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Íå ñúì êàçàë "Ñ". Èëè ñúì êàçàë?
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Äà.
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Åäâà ëè. Ñàìî, íèòî åäíî îò äâåòå íå ãî ïðåäèçâèêâà.
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Òîâà íå å ïèñòîëåò. Òîâà å âèñîêîâîëòîâ çàøåìåòèòåë.
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Äîáðàòà íîâèíà å, ÷å óñêîðåíèÿò ïóëñ íå å ñâúðçàí ñúñ ñúñòîÿíèåòî é.
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×å èìà íÿêàêâî åêñïåðèìåíòàëíî ëå÷åíèå, íî íÿìà äà ïîäåéñòâà?
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Òàçè êàòàñòðîôà ïðåäè äâå ãîäèíè...
Aired 19 years ago - Feb 01, 2005

Legendary jazz musician John Henry Giles is checked into the hospital and when he's told he's dying from ALS, he signs a DNR to avoid a slow death. House disagrees with the diagnosis and goes against everyone's wishes when he violates the DNR to save Giles' life. The decision lands House in court, drives Foreman to consider taking another job, and results in Giles' paralysis worsening. But when the patient inexplicably starts getting better, the team has to figure out the mystery in reverse and find out why his condition is improving. MORE -LESS

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- John Henry Giles? You a fan of his music? - He's a musician?
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Foreman did his residency with Hamilton.
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- Coughing up sputum? - Almost none. He seems stabilized.
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What else could it be?
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Yeah, I heard about him. Obsessive son of a bitch? That's him.
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I started him on I.V. steroids and Synthroid.
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Okay. Increase the steroids to 100 milligrams every 12 hours and, uh--
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No hair, which means nerve damage.
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So undo it. Chase?
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What did you just do?
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There is no question. It's the patient's decision.
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His lungs are worse. Any theories?
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These are criminal charges. They're not gonna let you take blood to make more tests.
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So far you've come in under budget.
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John Henry Giles.
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Exactly. And Mr. Giles's death will violate my client's Sixth Amendment right.
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I'm trying to listen to this.
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It doesn't.
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I didn't notice any clubbing on the judge's fingers. Neither did I.
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I checked you out, you know?
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But before you guys break out the oil, I should point out that you can't pull the plug. I have a court order.
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Soon as they pull that plug, he'll die.
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The inactivity causes-- Not interested in why.
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You hate me for saving your life.
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I'll give you a hand.
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unless you got something-- anything-- one thing.
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it's over.
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Don't need the money. We're not like you. I don't hate House.
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Listen, listen. I just think it wouldn't hurt him to learn a little humility.
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- The damage would likely be minimal. - No.
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This is gonna take us all the way up into your brain.
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Another difference in our styles--
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- One of those drugs is helping him. - And the rest--
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So your philosophy is, if they don't want treatment, they get it shoved down their throat,
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Bad news is John Henry's back where he started. Good news is Hamilton looks bad.
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You really think House would let Foreman out of his contract? He has to.
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If you think he's a better doctor than I am, then you should take the job.
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He sleeps better at night. He shouldn't.
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If it's inflammation, the steroids would've shrunk it down.
Aired 19 years ago - Jan 25, 2005

When a high school student falls victim to a mysterious but lethal poisoning, House and his team jump in to find out what is killing the teen. Suddenly, a second unrelated student is admitted with identical symptoms. With the boys' lives hanging in the balance, House and the team have to connect the dots fast. Meanwhile, an 82-year-old patient has become enamored with House while he helps her figure out the basis of her renewed fascination with her sexual feelings. MORE -LESS

Aired 19 years ago - Dec 28, 2004

After being discovered dead asleep, a woman is admitted to the hospital. The doctors are puzzled by her symptoms, as they consider everything from tumors to breast cancer to rabbit fever. When all the treatments fail, House concludes she has African sleeping sickness. However, neither the woman nor her husband could possibly have ever been to Africa. The woman will die without the proper treatment, but neither one will admit to having an affair. MORE -LESS

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Diseases don't have motives. No, but doctors do.
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Thank goodness we hired a neurologist.
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- Exercise? - Eight hours a day.
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She did not do that for her husband. She did that for herself.
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I want an E.K.G. and blood tests, including tox screen on Mrs.--
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She's seizing!
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A small glioma could hide from contrast. We could do a PETscan.
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Her mother died of it.
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Ow. I'm sorry. I know it's uncomfortable.
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Don't give up.
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- I.V. immunoglobulin. - So we're just gonna ignore the tumor?
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And what's that? The rôtisseur prepares the roasted meats and gravies.
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Freshman year, Ed came to a party that my roommate and I threw.
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We're gonna do the same test we did last night, okay? Do you know what day it is?
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Get 'em off. Get 'em off. There's nothing there, Elyse.
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almost all the parasites are inside the brain.
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It's either that or she missed her exit on the turnpike and wound up in Africa.
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What does that mean? When I have a good idea it's because of him?
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- Yep. - Probably inconclusive, but worth doing.
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That's all. I mean it.
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You think my husband's trying to poison me? No. Nothing like that.
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- You don't read Portuguese? - You do?
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And unfortunately, the treatment for both is extremely dangerous.
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Ofcourse not.
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Any new ideas?
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Check her blood pressure.
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The patient doesn't have tularemia. And then there was one.
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Why would she lie if she knew it could kill her? I don't ask why patients lie.
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then you need to allow me to start treatment.
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Glass syringes? And special I.V. tubing.
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How long before we know if it's working? It's tough to say.
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And you do? Yes.
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Thyroid cancer metastasized to his brain.
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You can't be that good a person and well-adjusted.
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Hey. She's gonna be okay.
Aired 19 years ago - Dec 21, 2004

Dr. House is intrigued by the symptoms of a schizophrenic woman, who displays mixed symptoms, including a tumor, but soon realizes the source of her problems isn't the obvious. House confronts his birthday and Chase confronts his past when the mother's son tries to keep up with her condition.

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But the pain started in her leg. Where the clot started- her calf.
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That doesn't happen. She's not an alcoholic. She only drinks when you give it to her?
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Did I ask you how old she was? I forget.
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And her kid wrote this, so it might be a little biased.
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Two thousand years ago, that's how Galen treated schizophrenics. The Marcus Welby of ancient Greece.
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Galen was pretty sure about the fumigation thing.
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And the meds?
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Patients are puzzles? You don't think so?
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Also, for the last two months, she hasn't shaved her legs. Because of the tremors, she cuts herself.
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And who knows, we might get more out of her.
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Haldol, five milligrams, stat.
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I just wanted to ask your opinion, Doctor.
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Get the kid a damned ice cream cake.
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he will know her name and be well pleased remembering it".
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You know that. I used it purely as a chemical restraint.
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- I used my best judgment. - It turns out your best judgment is not good enough.
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The prolonged P.T. time makes me think she's got a vitamin "K" deficiency.
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- Let's ultrasound the liver. - Three theories.
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Why not just make old Foreman lift the key from the kid's backpack?
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Pick that up on your psych rotation?
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The problem is, you can't actually live on this stuff.
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Shut up! I'm 18. I should be able to take care of my mom.
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I still don't buy a vitamin "K" deficiency. House was right.
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It's the epiphyseal plate, otherwise known as the "growth plate". What's wrong with it?
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You're 15, basically no mom.
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Oh, but she doesn't drink.
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Yeah, well, Lucy can't switch-hit.
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How temporarily?
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How long? Maybe we could catch a movie.
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Actually, I was just gonna remind you, you owe me six clinic hours this week.
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Uh-huh. Well, that's- that's how they teach it at Harvard Med.
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Today it's 4.6. How does that happen?
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Bergin has a right to know what he is operating on. True.
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It's a birthday. It's an excuse to be happy.
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I'm sorry. It was very, very wrong.
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There are some things you just can't fix. That's all I'm saying.
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Where are you taking him?
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"For in the old days, though she had young men's praise and old men's blame,
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And even if the cancer's in complete remission,
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On the small stuff, yeah- when to sleep, what to drink, you know.
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Didn't we just leave your office? I like to walk.
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Yes, I'm calling from London, you see? Must have got my times mixed up-
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I thought I encouraged you to question. You're not questioning.
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Put your hands on the bar here and your chin in here.
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"but walk by the dry thorn until I have found some beggar sheltering from the wind...
Aired 19 years ago - Dec 14, 2004

A nun whose hands are red, swollen and cracked is sent to House. The nun believes it is stigmata, but House suspects an allergic reaction. He gives her some pills, which cause her to become unable to breathe. As her condition worsens, her fellow sisters pray for her while House and his team work to discover the cause of her illness while House has to wonder if he misadministered the illness. MORE -LESS

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- How are you feeling? - Better.
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House Episode 1x05 - Damned If You Do
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You diagnosed the patient with allergies and prescribed antihistamines. She went into respiratory distress.
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I can justify keeping her here for a 24-hour observation.
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Order a chest CT and start the sister on Prednisone. 40 milligrams, TID.
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Do you consider it the work of the Devil, or do you just not get cable where you live?
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Most people don't like to listen.
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The store sent me home. They're gonna fire me.
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When I was 18, I went to the monastery, where they let me take my vows.
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It's always about you, Foreman.
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He's burning me with his touch!
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Are you hanging your diagnosis on an adverb?
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But the treatment is corticosteroids, Prednisone.
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Yeah, I took a read once, wasn't impressed.
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And that will help with this mixed connective tissue disease?
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It's not really in Augustine's best interest.
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Because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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- There's always an explanation, isn't there? - Yes, there is,
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The sister's breathing is labored.
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You did what you felt you had to.
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colorectal cancer, prostate cancer, and not for lung cancer
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Good boys have the fear of God put into them.
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I found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask.
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When she had a cardiac arrest, I had to open her blouse to do CPR.
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Maybe there is an underlying condition that explains the symptoms.
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So what's the source?
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You have a choice. Faith or fear.
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No way, she's in the damn clean room! Are you kidding me?
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Yeah, I want you to accept that sometimes patients die against all reason.
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If it's His will to take me,
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And the miracle of life all around.
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But when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.
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Not even you, Dr. House.
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No surgical pins in the arm.
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I got this IUD when I was 15.
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Aired 19 years ago - Dec 07, 2004

When a virus is spreading among the hospital, infecting six babies, House and his team must make decisions that could compromise the lives of the babies.

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Exhibit B: Baby Boy Hausen.
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It means that some random doctor of indeterminate skill thinks that the patient's bowel is obstructed.
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You're finding a cluster because you think it's interesting to find a cluster.
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This imaginary infection has spread to the next floor?
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Yes. I am very sorry. Why are you doing this?
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- That'll take months. - Needle in a haystack.
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V.R.E.? "H" flu.
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so we're starting them on the strongest antibiotics that we've got,
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Your son was born healthy.
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No.
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We have an epidemic in this hospital, and your tie is becoming a petri dish.
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They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites.
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Please, me and my husband wanted to have a kid soon,
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And the urine tests show no casts.
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- On adults, with their consent. - Fine. I'll get the parents' consent.
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Vancomycin is the best treatment for MRSA, so we're gonna keep giving it to her.
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What did you tell them? I told them the truth.
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Dr. House, this is my husband, Charlie.
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Thank you.
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but try not to get ahead of yourself.
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Tell them their child probably saved five lives.
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Maybe she should be thinking about a different specialty.
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Sniffles? No problem. Have some azithromycin.
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You're talking vials, not stick tests? I wouldn't take more than five or six.
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They got moved to the fifth floor, but they're probably all checked out by now.
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- Three viruses? - But what's weirder, the healthy kid we tested,
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It's an enterovirus. It lodges in the intestinal tract.
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So, pulmonary resistance has stabilized for the two kids, but, uh, B.P.'s still--
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Great. Glad we talked.
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Or deliver the baby? That would be "no".
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Hi. She's doing great.
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either has no experience with death or too much,
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I'm in the haystack.
Aired 19 years ago - Nov 30, 2004

A college student collapses after rowdy sex with his girlfriend. While House and his team attempt to determine the cause, the student's condition continues to deteriorate and his symptoms multiply complicating the diagnosis.

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That's just weird.
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Who wants to do up the discharge papers?
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I am a board-certified diagnostician,
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That's why you got the new glasses. That's why your teeth are sparkly white.
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I mean, I hope you got some specifics on exactly what was going on.
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Our treatment isn't making him better. It's killing him.
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It explains the cardiomyopathy, the pain, the low B.P., the fever.
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Cameron was right. No condition explains all these symptoms.
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That means that any two of them happening at the same time is a million-to-one shot.
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Hey, Mom.
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So, is that our job? House's puppets?
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You really think we're gonna come up with your mystery virus just by running gels till we guess it right?
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Brilliant.
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Say "Ah". Ah.
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I meant about Chase. What about Chase?
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Who told him? No one.
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Hey, I'm glad for the kid.
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His fever is gone. His rash is going away.
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I ran a T.S.H., T3 and T4. The patient's negative for hypothyroidism. I'm not talking about you.
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Don't look away. The space monkeys will be all over you.
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It's violent, it's ugly, and it's messy.
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Can you walk, Brandon?
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His white blood cell count is down, which means his body can't fight off infections.
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- The patient could've died. - The one with the pulled muscle?
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It's a game, and I'm gonna win because I got a head start. You are already miserable.
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which will result in abdominal pain, rash,
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Occam's Razor--
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You're the one he hasn't met. How can you treat someone without meeting them?
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Come on. Nobody's gonna be mad.
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If the prescription said cough medicine, that's what I dispensed.
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Can you tell this man what the pills in your son's medicine bottle actually looked like?
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- So, reality was wrong? - Reality's almost always wrong.
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- He can't tolerate any cardiac arrhythmia. Pull back. - He needs the surgery.
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- I should go. - You think it's gonna come out on its own?
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It's an MP3 player.
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Let's leave it a couple of weeks. He should be feeling better by then. Oh, wait. Which way does time go?
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- So, you get a new kidney every three years.
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your special boy is doing drugs. No, he's not.
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Aired 19 years ago - Nov 23, 2004

When a teenage lacrosse player is stricken with an unidentifiable brain disease, Dr. House and the team hustle to give his parents answers. Chase breaks the bad news, the kid has MS, but the boy's night-terror hallucinations disprove the diagnosis and send House and his team back to square one. As the boy's health deteriorates. House's side-bet on the paternity of the patient infuriates Dr. Cuddy and the teenager's parents, but may just pay off in spades. MORE -LESS

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When did my signature get so girlie?
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- You're going to examine a patient? - Nine times out of 10, there's no reason to talk to a patient.
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- "B" is a bear of a letter. - What does that tell you?
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Did you know that he got hit in the head?
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You're an only child, aren't you? Why would you say that?
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That twitch in your leg. Did you feel that?
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Anyone think this differential diagnosis might be compromised because we don't have an accurate family history?
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- He could've had a bad dream. - No. Parents said he was conscious during and didn't remember anything afterwards.
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I'm not restraining you for them.
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No space-occupying tumors.
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Two hundred million interhemispheric nerve fibers.
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Get him a radionucleotide cisternogram. I guarantee you'll see a blockage.
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It'll make you able to think deep thoughts,
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There's a lot of blockage. I've scheduled him for surgery.
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Think they don't work?
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fire-engine red- really.
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Turns out the bowing wasn't the cause of his problems. It was a symptom.
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It'll take months for a definitive diagnosis. What'll happen to me?
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We're looking into a couple of specialists,
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Dr. Cuddy. Great outfit.
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I'm going home.
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Come on. You can ride up with me.
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Well, it might get complicated. I mean, we work together.
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It'd kill him. No neurologist in his right mind would recommend that.
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Well, it's- it's unusual, but it's possible.
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Either you've got a problem with those hospitals, or they have a problem with you.
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She was gonna be hospital administrator, but just hated having to screw people like that.
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Let us know if it gets easier to focus on things, remember stuff.
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Push two milligrams I.V. Ativan, stat.
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- Oligoclonal bands still have to mean something. - But no fevers. White count's elevated, but within range.
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Get him an E.E.G., left and right E.O.G., esophageal microphones.
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Our son is dying, and you could care less.
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No epileptiform activity.
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You have gonorrhea.
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What's that? House is right. The father's not the father.
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Did you think we were looking for a genetic clue to his condition,
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The biological mother. When she was a baby, did she get her vaccinations?
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In this case, for 16 years.
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Could also kill him.
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You want us to consent to this? I don't even understand what you're talking about.
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Did you need something else?
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You just don't want to pay your end.
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Hey. Good morning.
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That's right. It's autosomal dominant.
Aired 19 years ago - Nov 16, 2004

A Kindergarten teacher starts speaking gibberish and passed out in front of her class. What looks like a possible brain tumor does not respond to treatment and provides many more questions than answers for House and his team as they engage in a risky trial-and-error approach to her case. When the young teacher refuses any additional variations of treatment and her life starts slipping away, House must act against his code of conduct and make a personal visit to his patient to convince her to trust him one last time. MORE -LESS

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Twenty-nine-year old female. First seizure one month ago.
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You're the oncologist. I'm just a lowly infectious disease guy.
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So you're trying to eliminate the humanity from the practice of medicine?
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I assume it's a corollary if "people lie" that "people screw up".
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Excellent. We have a point of agreement-- you're not gonna fire me.
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Basically, whatever's in your head lights up like a Christmas tree.
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Oh, I looked into that philosopher you quoted-- Jagger.
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You better love this cousin a whole lot.
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If she's having an allergic reaction to the gadolinium, she'll be dead in two minutes.
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Told you. You can't trust people.
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I made sure your first case was an interesting one. Cough just won't go away?
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Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem.
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Your doctor probably was concerned about the strength of the medicine too.
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She had a heart attack, and my father broke his back doing construction--
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If the blood vessels are inflamed, that's gonna look exactly like what we saw on the M.R.I. from Trenton County,
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So where's your family from then? Steroids aren't an alternative to radiation.
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- I was smelling the floor. - Oh.
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I can go up to her room tomorrow morning, ask her for the key.
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So what do you think-- should I trust her?
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But I'm pretty sure I can sue if you fire me for not breaking into some lady's house.
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She is not an experiment. I have a legitimate theory about what's wrong with her.
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So how you feeling? Much better, thanks.
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Am I ever gonna meet Dr. House?
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It's not what people say. It's what they do.
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We needed to shock you to get your heart going.
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She'll go blind permanently, and then the respiratory center will fail.
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And by then, maybe there's nothing we can do about it.
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Apparently not while researching this stuff on the Internet.
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Exam room two.
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That's right. You stole a loaf of bread to feed your starving family. Right?
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Dr. Foreman, a lot of Jews have non-Jewish relatives, and most of us don't keep kosher.
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Millions of people eat ham every day. It's quite a leap to think that's she's got a tapeworm.
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That's because this is not a typical case.
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The immune system wakes up, attacks the worm, and everything starts to swell.
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Now I can't walk and I'm wearing a diaper.
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So because you respect her, you're going to let her die?
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But Chase is right. He's right. We should X-ray her.
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It's there. Probably been there six to 10 years.
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I hired you...
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You could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff.