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Season 8

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 11, 2011

Larry accuses his neighbor, Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; Larry gives an inappropriate gift to Elizabeth's son.

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- Sorry? - She's playing. Shh.
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No, I'm gonna go with straight Tequila.
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- I'm really glad you're here. - I found it really annoying.
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you know, his being so...
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- Hey, you know what? - What?
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Was it pissed or Parkinson's? I don't know.
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It's about the fact that you hit two buttons.
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- I think I'm gonna go to 36 and 37. - Good good.
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I'm not gonna lie to you-- Nobody likes to be shushed.
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It was not a performance. I mean, per se.
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Let me get that.
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You're kidding! What the hell is he doing on the cover of a magazine?
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Because it's really-- It's an interesting mustache,
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So he's got Parkinson's. Of course it's Parkinson's.
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I'm just comparing it to other things you can shake up, right?
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- He's pissed. - He's pissed.
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Oh my God, I'm gonna make the "gone with the wind" costume.
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Yeah, I'm up.
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- You know what I'm saying? - How is that a fair fight?
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At the very least it'll help you get to sleep.
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and you've made up some bullshit excuse about your feet,
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- The clomping? - Parkinson's.
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- what the hell were you thinking? - What?
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He's too young to be attracted to anybody.
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- Eh, that's pretty gay. - Well, you're handling a ball.
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You realize that might've been the dumbest move you could have possibly done?
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- How about you, Jeff? - What?
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By the way, still a lot of clomping I'm hearing.
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He bumped into me on purpose.
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Oh yeah. Let me tell you something, okay?
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shoved me, okay?
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That guy told you about that?
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I think I don't have to explain that a third offense
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$10,000.
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like any great leader, I responded.
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I don't want it. What am I gonna do with it?
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- Yeah, it's cool, isn't it-- The fringe? - Yeah.
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What the--?
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- to be petit pointing on-- - Susie, look out!
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and a very warm welcome to mayor Bloomberg...
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I'll get the whole thing straightened out.
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The violin sign, Larry. Come on, please.
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- I'm-- I'm-- - Get out of here!
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- Suppositories? - They call them bullets.
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So I was telling Jeff that I bought him a violin.
Aired 5 years ago - Sep 04, 2011

An ice cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry.

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- The music from the Mr. Softee Truck? - Yes.
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Yeah, that's right. All right, come on, take it off.
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What the fuck are you doing, kid?
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You felt humiliated as a result of the strip poker game?
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- You felt humiliated as a result of this-- - I'm not comfortable with it.
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- Really? - You worry too much.
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You know, before I came out today
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with their pussy mustard-yellow shit uniforms.
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All right, come on, Yari.
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I got distracted by the Softee Truck.
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with two outs that cost us the championship.
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I have noticed that white people revere black people in glasses,
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- Let me check. - By the way, great game yesterday.
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because I made an error? What are you, 12 years old?
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- He says winning is the only answer. - It's important.
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Buckner, fuck you. Go Buckner yourself.
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Wow, this is amazing. It worked.
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Well, listen, I hope you'll excuse me.
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What's the big deal? We're just on line. So,
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- He only played the important notes... - Yeah.
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Wow.
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I'd love to talk to you about this. Do you got a minute?
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Oh my God. How do you put up with that?
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and we need one more guy to fill out the Minyan.
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- Thank you very much. - A pleasure.
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Larry, don't worry about it. Hey.
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- Come on in. - Hi, Lar.
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We met at a baseball card show.
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- Hey, I'm sorry. Sorry. - What happened?
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- Shit happens, Larry. - "Shit happens"?
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- Oh? - I'm just putting it out there.
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I don't know why we have to go through this charade.
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Why? I thought you were gonna come upstairs.
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No man would ever change his mind, I'll tell you that.
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What the hell is this?
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She is cheating on you with this fucking chair.
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the more dramatic forms of narcissism,
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- which was normal for him-- - You might as well call him George Lucas.
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And very often he would hire them for an hour,
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Yes, and congratulations, doctor.
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I need to get over there. What don't you understand about fire?
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What? What are you waiting for?
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Looks like quite a fire.
Aired 5 years ago - Aug 28, 2011

Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry’s training schedule.

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- You know what? - What?
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Here we have a fully articulated antenna, okay?
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Do you know a kid once stabbed me in class?
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What do you think?
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This could be a big, elaborate con game for all we know.
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All right, look, here's what we'll tell him,
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Oh, I'm Ira's wife.
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Okay, can I tell you something?
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- All right, let's go tell him. - We gotta test the prototype.
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What's all this? What's causing this?
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- We're moving. - Yeah!
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- Why? 'Cause he's here? Right? I know. - Yeah yeah.
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I'm still at the same email-- ihatelarry.
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- He's in his mid-'80s. - Uh-huh.
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Judge Horn, wow. That is something.
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I could do it right now. By God, I'm gonna go into that room and do it.
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Larry-- Larry David.
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Hey, could you do me a favor, Larry?
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- Are you gonna cheat me too? - Hey, dad, dad, easy.
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Do what?
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Did anybody see-- Did anybody see a one-armed man?
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Larry, I'm not gonna listen to this anymore, all right?
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So I told Henry and he says, "no no, he's got dementia.
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She was the belle of Brighton.
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I want to track him down.
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Beautiful! Look at that-- Beautiful.
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Sorry. Sorry about that.
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Larry, as your business manager,
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I mean, I love your exuberance
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- Sorry to interrupt. - Britney, this is Larry. Larry.
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I don't like what that says about you.
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- So moist. - Yeah.
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you are the first inventor I've ever handed a check to?
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You know, I was actually planning
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- I just need to rest for second. - Oh my God, God forbid.
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- Henry. - Great to run into you again.
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you are a man of great character.
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Sure.
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C-o-o-n.
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That's big of you.
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Why did you give her my time?
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It's my only open time too.
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Why don't we let him decide? He's neutral.
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Look forward to it. Okay.
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- I'll see you inside. - Okay, yeah.
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- Because obviously there's a problem. - There's no problem.
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Obviously?
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All right. Well, listen,
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I find myself saying it's a multimillion-dollar idea.
Aired 5 years ago - Aug 21, 2011

Larry competes with Rosie O’Donnell for the same woman, explores the nuances of Japanese bows, and refuses lunch with an LA acquaintance.

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I came alive in areas that have been dry like the Sahara desert.
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I'm gonna be annihilated by you in the love department?
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I was surprised. I thought it was a bitch-ass car.
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- Let me see the place, man. - What roommate?
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Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
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You think I'd go out with a guy wearing a green wife-beater?
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- Larry, hi. - Duckstein.
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why would we have lunch in the new city?
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- Let me get this straight-- - There's nothing to get straight.
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There won't be a snack. There won't be coffee.
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Awesome. Thank you for coming over.
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- That's hot. - It's a wonderful quality.
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You know what? I'm going back there
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- Sushi at Yankee stadium? - I know.
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Oh!
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Secure the bags
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then you move on? You go away? Everything okay, yeah?
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You think about on the way home. I think, yeah.
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- Can I-- Do I bow back? - Yeah yeah. Do.
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And you saw her when? Monday?
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She was too busy moaning to laugh.
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She knows all the words to "Cats," okay?
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All right, Larry. Two away. Two away.
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Where's he throwing the ball?
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And let's face it, she's got the lesbian advantage.
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This penis that I have cannot compete with the Tonys.
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Wow. Too bad for that person.
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So I very sorry. So I apologize to him, yes.
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- Shit bow? - Shit bow.
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Thank you, yes. Very good.
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You're Mr. grand slam? Mr. get anybody, even Jane, huh?
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No no no no no no no.
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- Yeah! - Well, get it in!
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She blew off the Tonys with Rosie.
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Hi. Here to pick up an order for Larry David.
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You secure the take-out order.
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Listen, a bow is a bow, right?
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No, what did he say?
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there's other good restaurants around too.
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Hold the fuck on, bitch. Hold the fuck up. God damn.
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- You know I'm depending on it. - You got to go solo, man.
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Come on.
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Aired 5 years ago - Aug 14, 2011

Larry plays the hero in the sky and underground; Jeff’s courtship of Ricky Gervais is sabotaged by a nosy waiter.

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No, I don't want water.
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Don't hurt me. I'll go back to my seat.
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Oh my-- Oh.
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I'm Donna, by the way.
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Can I turn around or is that--
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- I'm gonna buy him a bottle of wine. - Great move. Why not?
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- Excuse me. - Yes?
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- It is inappropriate. - It's really taking advantage.
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He just revolutionized the way restaurants work, my friend.
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right there in the water, that was inspiring to people.
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It's funny, you know? I've never really been tested like that before.
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Yeah.
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- Ah, hello. - Hello.
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- If everybody's bringing that-- - Ah, Ricardo.
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Well, thank you. It was good. There was good.
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I'm sure there's loads of things that go on that you've never heard of that aren't odd.
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It's one man's fear of the outbreak of World War I.
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So you're not really missing her for that three and a half hours.
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- You didn't? - No, not when it's a gift.
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I would think I'd better look at the price. I don't want to take advantage.
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- I don't want to mingle. - Well, you're gonna have to
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I am. I am the husband of the brit.
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- I'm glad you're not Spanish. - Really?
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- It's supposed to be hard. - Not this hard.
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So how's your marriage?
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- and his little plums are hanging down. - His plums!
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Excuse me, Susie. Where is the toilet?
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We became a couple because we didn't want to be separated.
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I don't want to sit next to my husband. I'm with him all the time.
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This unforg--
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Listen, you were great. Forget about them. You were great.
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- Oh dear. - Oh, come on.
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Come on.
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- Oh, is that so? - Check it out, Columbo.
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Thank you. And I've given you the gift of art.
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I don't give a shit what you enjoyed about my performance.
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Thank you very much for coming back.
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It's all right. Water under the bridge.
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- Hey. - I can't-- I really can't be talking to you.
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- No good? - Not really.
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And you, I wouldn't let you represent me now.
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Aired 5 years ago - Aug 07, 2011

Larry's evolving alibi to get out of a charity function results in unexpected travel plans. Meanwhile, Susie makes demands for the terminally ill family dog's last meal; and Larry points out personal flaws in the buffet line and in parking lots.

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- Krista: It was Smith, probably. - Brent: Hey. Oh, okay.
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Really good. 99 times out of 100,
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- Yeah. You see? - I feel a little manipulated.
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- Excellent. - Thanks.
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and you say you love that roach, I'm gonna do what I can
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Mmm, no. He saves pets.
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The way you're saying it, it's almost like
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- I should go. Okay. - Oh. Okay.
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- Mm-hmm. - That's Brian Horsch's son,
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It's comical, but it's all with the love, you know?
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- Oh, that's too bad. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I'm gonna meet Jeff for lunch.
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- Jeff: Hey. - Hey.
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Like a plate with-- Peanut butter and jelly
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I was just telling Susie we're gonna have to put Oscar down.
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- Okay? - Is she the type of woman
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I'm just-- I'm just curious, that's all.
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He's in pain. He's gonna die soon.
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then you're gonna leave and then that car is gonna get blamed.
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- Just-- Just park your car between the lines. - A farm?
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I'm sure you will too, at everyone else's expense.
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- It's a total chat and cut. - Jeff: No no no no no no.
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- Oh. Wow. - Bedbugs. Just devastating. Had to burn everything.
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Six weeks on our end, approximately.
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I'm the world's fastest prep as a director. You know that.
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- Okay, I'll pass it along. All right. Be well. - Yeah. Okay.
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- Oh! - Good, huh?
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No, now you've gotten two and I've gotten one.
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Get that off.
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Wasn't there another one? So all of them would be closed?
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- that there's not a lot of Pinkberrys near prisons. - There's plenty of Pinkberrys.
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Larry: Where were you? I waited half an hour.
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- I've got to go through all these levels. - I'm not the Kremlin!
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I only met him once and he nipped at me.
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He should have at least a puppet in the car
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Pinkberry.
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- Are you hungry? - Oh, I think he's saying he wants some pizza.
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Is that what you're gonna do?
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Nobody. So go ahead and squeal
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- Hey. - I thought you were going to New York.
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I'm actually going back tomorrow.
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in New York doing this off-Broadway thing,
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Okay, so if you're going tomorrow,
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Susie: I know. It was yummy, wasn't it?
Aired 5 years ago - Jul 31, 2011

Larry challenges the rules of dating and rethinks a decision regarding a new workplace neighbor. Meanwhile, Jeff invents an ill-advised excuse to get out of a dining engagement.

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check-to-cheek contact from men-- That's unacceptable.
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very cute text that you sent me. It was very sweet.
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Why can't you kiss and talk?
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The funny thing is my mom's the one who sent it to me.
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- Good night, sweetheart. - Thanks, good night.
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- thank you very much. - Bye.
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Hey, Larry.
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- When? When are they coming back? - I don't know, Larry.
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- This is Larry David. - Hello, boss Larry there.
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No, they take tests and I--
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You know, straighten up a little bit. Maybe you can get one back.
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- 45 minute-- Rivkin did? - 45-- Yes!
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You know, they keep you waiting there in the room there with 1300 other people.
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I overslept, so I went to Whole Foods instead and I used my credit card.
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- Oh, won't I? - I shat where I ate
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- Sure. - So yesterday she took $60 from me.
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This is what a desk should look like.
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- Knock knock knock. - Hey, Larry, hello!
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- No, I would be. - Anyways.
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We're not gonna say a word, so don't even worry about it.
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My dad just died.
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is cover this with a little 100 sunblock and you'll be fine.
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All right, I'm on my way.
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Well, it's a mystery to me.
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It's routine and it is strictly necessary, all right?
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There can be no bullshit on this counter, do you understand?
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Look, Big Dog does not give up cabinets.
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- It's not bread. - That's bread, that's bread.
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"I'm sorry to hear that."
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- Do you want me to put it on for you? - Yeah, thanks.
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Is this about the 60-- The 60 bucks that you lent me?
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I've really tried, but the truth is
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I believe they refer to that as a smiley face.
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So sorry.
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- Thanks for being here. - Yeah.
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might take for her?
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- You're shitting me? - Not shitting.
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right on the spot.
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I made Larry David wait 45 minutes for an appointment?
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Yeah, sorry. Sorry about that.
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If you don't sneak a peek at the penis, I'll-- I'll--
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Yeah well, I'm canceling my appointment.
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Oh, you must be Mr. Greene.
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That's my kitchen too! I've got a cabinet in there!
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- That things aren't great right now? - I am telling you the truth.
Aired 5 years ago - Jul 24, 2011

A Palestinian chicken restaurant is incredibly popular with Larry and his friends despite its open hostility towards Jews and Israel. Meanwhile, Larry's approached to inform people that their habits are agitating by family members too scared to do so.

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- Hey. Hello. - Welcome.
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Oh. He's not gonna like it.
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We were just talking about the golf tournament.
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- ..."Don't park there," listen. - Okay.
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I go there every night.
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All right. So, you hungry?
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- What? - Okay.
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Al-Abbas best original chicken.
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- Yeah, they should. Yeah, they should. - Exactly.
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I'm gonna make placards and everything.
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What are you bringing your daughter to an adult dinner party for?
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I'm changing it, and now I'm saying thank you for helping me.
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I got an estimate on the car.
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- How cold were those potatoes, by the way? - They were freezing.
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I mean, why would you say "L.O.L. " Instead of just laughing at something?
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- I will pay for it myself. - Let me see if I've got this right.
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- Not bad. - Good.
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- Why not just laugh? - I am laughing.
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and tell me how I should stop saying "L.O.L."?
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- You're a social assassin. - Jesus.
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Okay.
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- It's far too cocky a move. - Yeah. Yeah.
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- Do you understand? - What the hell is that?
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A big Jew. Big.
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- Shara. - Call me.
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Eddie and Ilene? He's cheating on Juliet?
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- Don't-- don't worry. I won't say anything. - All right?
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It's a wonderful thing to say. I love when she says "L.O.L."
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- I'm not taking any more requests. - Let me tell you something.
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Larry, there's something I want to talk to you about.
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It's humiliating. All of my friends make fun of me in the morning
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I'm not your man.
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- You would do that? - Try me.
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You zionist pig. You occupying fuck.
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Fuck me like Israel fucks my people!
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Funkman. Look who's here.
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Rabbi Stein said that I can't play
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And if she gives the okay, would you play?
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Oh! Sirens! Yarmulke on the floor! Oh!
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- I was gonna finish my lunch. - Well, that's all right.
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Well, keep that away from me no matter what.
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How did you get the rabbi to let me play?
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- No pressure, L.D. All we need is a two-putt. - Come on, Larry.
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- What's going on? - What?
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- Do I ever say a word? - What do you want from me?
Aired 5 years ago - Jul 17, 2011

Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women. Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test. Leon survives a case of mistaken identity.

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- She gives to charity? - That's right.
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We sit in the back. I say we go.
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I will bring a bag. I didn't bring a bag today.
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- What are you doing? - I'm looking for Lewis.
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And what exactly are they saying?
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- What? - I think Lewis has lost his mind.
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But you didn't say we shouldn't go.
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I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was on the base, sir.
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It sounds like you appreciate the art form.
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that you might want to get checked out.
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- You don't remember me? - No.
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- I'll keep my eyes peeled for him. - I'm gonna go in.
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It was a guy. Not important.
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of your social security card number is 4938.
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( Doorbell rings )
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she could have cried a foot or two over.
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She's also part of the sorority over there?
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and perhaps apologize...
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to have a safe man in their midst
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- I'd like to introduce our neighbor and friend Larry. - Hello.
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Larry, I think you might remember our friend Saundra.
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that Larry acknowledged your feelings and apologized.
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We're going to move on down the couch.
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to go to a different section,
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- Jesus. - Well, okay, so--
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- ...Happy. - What in the fuck is she talking about?
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- That is incredible. - Isn't that a beautiful gesture?
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Thank you so much.
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- Oh! - Oh hi.
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- What do you mean pain? - ...And that I get these backaches.
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You take an advil for that stuff.
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Everybody wants to see those. Who wants to see balls?
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Look, you hurt the man. You hurt the man.
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I had breast vision, I told you.
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- Isn't it? - Totally.
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We could talk till we're blue in the face.
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- Hi, Dale. - Hey.
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Shit.
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how you kind of...
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That is some shiner you got there.
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I deserved it actually.
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All right. I'll give you some.
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that you'd like to tell me about this accident?
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Good. What's happening?
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- sort of the same thing for me. - All right, good luck.
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I thought you were somebody else.
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Aired 5 years ago - Jul 10, 2011

Larry learns his lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout daughter of a beleaguered sports owner.

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- You're welcome to stay. - I like this desk.
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- Hey. Good to see you. - Hello.
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- You don't like the bedding. - I like the bedding.
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- Okay. - I think you're crossing boundaries
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Only because I told you because you know who I am.
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50-50. You take whatever 50% you want.
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Okay. I've got some great news.
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- London! - Maybe I should go, Marty.
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- The fish chowder's yummy. - Larry!
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The team is-- The team's an asset
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- It's the last week. - She's going for the record this year.
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- Crab legs, shrimp, potatoes. - I'm still a little bit hungry. Can I take a couple potatoes?
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What's the difference if I give it to somebody else?
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you'd have to be able to establish prior intent.
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attorney-at-law. Here's my card.
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What small shit? There hasn't been any small things.
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Oh, thank you berry munch, ooooh.
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It's covered with caramel, rolled in toasted coconut.
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and she's a woman. She left stuff upstairs
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Um, I don't really know how to use one of these.
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Oh okay.
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- Are you sure you're reading the right directions? - No, listen to me.
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Take the outer tube, take your thumb and middle finger...
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- Tor scooter? When did this occur? - I was in college.
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You better go over to O'Donnell and apologize.
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- I think the whole thing is crazy. - You know what?
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- I'm sorry. - I could have had three weeks
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I'm here to see Mr. O'Donnell.
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I'm supposed to go to the baseball game with him.
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- I love those. - No.
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To me, it's kind of like public school.
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that makes you think I want to have sex with you.
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- Yeah. - ( Doorbell rings )
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- Uh, no. - Oh okay, still,
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- Oh no, you're not! - A real gentleman...
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went to high school with you.
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- Because of Berg. - Yes.
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- Oi, Larry, with this-- - Oi! Again! See?
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So did you know Berg was a Swede?
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- He just won. - ( Larry snorts )
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I'm gonna be single!
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I didn't run any-- We had a nice marriage for 20 years.
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O'Donnell's got the Swede. I should really tell him about Berg.
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Especially considering what happened with my daughter.
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No no no.
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Asshole! You cost me the Dodgers.
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It's a tampon.