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Season 8  "My Cookie Pants"  8x6

Aired 15 years ago - Jan 27, 2009

Elliot and J.D. encounter a road block in their newfound romantic relationship, and Dr. Cox considers taking the now vacant Chief of Medicine post.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 1
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I can't do this all on my own
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 3
Hey, do you realize that we've already been dating for a week,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 4
Because tonight when you get home, I'm going to be waiting here,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 5
- I really wish I hadn't done that. - Yeah, me, too.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 6
I was on cloud nine this morning. Had a good night's sleep, hot shower,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 7
Well, I'd feel better if this bed were a little more comfortable.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 8
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 9
Perry, look at yourself.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 10
that it's literally filling me up with rage and hatred, so I should go.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 11
Look at you not getting sucked in.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 12
that your relationship with her had already gone so far south
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 13
I feel like that's not a coincidence.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 14
that looks like a thousand tiny spider bites.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 15
What can I say? I just wish you were at home with her.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 16
It turned out it was just heartburn.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 17
until you learn what it means to truly care for your patients.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 19
the Board offered you the Chief of Medicine.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 20
but you spend most of your time dealing with bureaucratic garbage.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 22
I love my wife and I wanna be by her side at all times! All times!
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 23
You guys are back together. I get that, it's great.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 24
I've been rocking these bad boys since the day I retired.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 25
J.D.: I knew exactly what to say, but the longer I waited,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 26
Just tell me this one thing and then I'll leave you alone.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 27
but I promise you, you are gonna regret this mistake for the rest of your...
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 28
I thought you were being callous with Mr. Lawton,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 29
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 30
He's not dead. He's upstairs. Dying.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 31
That pansy-assed little tattletale.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 32
See, that is the kind of passion that I want tonight with J.D.,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 33
but if he loses too much oxygen he'll get dizzy,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 34
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 35
I need your approval to cut down some lollipop trees
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 36
I know. I think you're crazy. It was a two-fer. Pow-pow.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 37
What do you care? You don't even listen to me.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 38
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 39
- Because you're a fraidy-cat. - Beg your pardon?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 40
Do you know why I got into medicine?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 41
I became a doctor because I love the nuts and bolts of it all.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 42
No, I can't even do that with my own family, let alone a total stranger.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 43
Who needs a promotion anyway?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 44
because I wanted to spare him a painful procedure.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 45
We spent that night watching a young father die of lung cancer.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 46
It's kind of like I'm the dude and you're the chick.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 47
You're a doctor.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 48
- Yeah, she did. - Tell me what makes it so special.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 49
You wanna know what's so special about Carla and me?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 50

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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 2
I can't do this all on my own
#2 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 3
Hey, do you realize that we've already been dating for a week,
#3 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 4
Because tonight when you get home, I'm going to be waiting here,
#4 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 5
- I really wish I hadn't done that. - Yeah, me, too.
#5 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 6
I was on cloud nine this morning. Had a good night's sleep, hot shower,
#6 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 7
Well, I'd feel better if this bed were a little more comfortable.
#7 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 8 #8 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 9
Perry, look at yourself.
#9 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 10
that it's literally filling me up with rage and hatred, so I should go.
#10 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 11
Look at you not getting sucked in.
#11 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 12
that your relationship with her had already gone so far south
#12 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 13
I feel like that's not a coincidence.
#13 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 14
that looks like a thousand tiny spider bites.
#14 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 15
What can I say? I just wish you were at home with her.
#15 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 16
It turned out it was just heartburn.
#16 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 17
until you learn what it means to truly care for your patients.
#17 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 18 #18 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 19
the Board offered you the Chief of Medicine.
#19 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 20
but you spend most of your time dealing with bureaucratic garbage.
#20 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 21 #21 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 22
I love my wife and I wanna be by her side at all times! All times!
#22 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 23
You guys are back together. I get that, it's great.
#23 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 24
I've been rocking these bad boys since the day I retired.
#24 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 25
J.D.: I knew exactly what to say, but the longer I waited,
#25 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 26
Just tell me this one thing and then I'll leave you alone.
#26 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 27
but I promise you, you are gonna regret this mistake for the rest of your...
#27 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 28
I thought you were being callous with Mr. Lawton,
#28 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 29 #29 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 30
He's not dead. He's upstairs. Dying.
#30 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 31
That pansy-assed little tattletale.
#31 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 32
See, that is the kind of passion that I want tonight with J.D.,
#32 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 33
but if he loses too much oxygen he'll get dizzy,
#33 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 34 #34 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 35
I need your approval to cut down some lollipop trees
#35 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 36
I know. I think you're crazy. It was a two-fer. Pow-pow.
#36 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 37
What do you care? You don't even listen to me.
#37 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 38 #38 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 39
- Because you're a fraidy-cat. - Beg your pardon?
#39 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 40
Do you know why I got into medicine?
#40 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 41
I became a doctor because I love the nuts and bolts of it all.
#41 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 42
No, I can't even do that with my own family, let alone a total stranger.
#42 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 43
Who needs a promotion anyway?
#43 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 44
because I wanted to spare him a painful procedure.
#44 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 45
We spent that night watching a young father die of lung cancer.
#45 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 46
It's kind of like I'm the dude and you're the chick.
#46 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 47
You're a doctor.
#47 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 48
- Yeah, she did. - Tell me what makes it so special.
#48 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 49
You wanna know what's so special about Carla and me?
#49 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 50 #50