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Season 5  "Heavy Petting"  5x6

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 09, 2013

Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business. Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a trade maid.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 1
Uh, your super sexy wife. I'm doing Baby Geoffrey's party
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
What? The color is neither here nor
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
sessions' worth, Andre. That's not one shot.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
back. Just watch, watch, okay?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
Just a bad time, you know. Take a second, we'll just get
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
"Milk"? Do you want, like, one percent,
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
Geoffrey, you're not much of a physical specimen, but you can
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
I peed my pants a bit. A small bit, it's just a
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
You're driving around in a van that says "Heavy Petting"?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
Who's up for some heavy petting? Yay!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
Just like I taught you. Jesus, Taco, half these dogs
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
is a mobile pet cemetery, and I think that one might be a cat.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
They appreciate that I treat 'em all equally.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
Not my problem, lady.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
She didn't leave me, she's on vacation.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
these children around. Well, is there a ditch we
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
protein. You know what?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
Shh. Okay, go, go, go, go.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
Mommy will never think to look inside here.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
Oh, it seems you spilled a little bit in the corner of your
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
to keep your dogs off of my lawn.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
And keep the curtains of mine that you're wearing as a dress.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
Well, the rest of my bedroom set's already done.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
Oh! What?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
Yeah! What the...?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26
favor. You are a brat, you know
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
wiener make a beeline for Andre's buns.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 28
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 29
Uh, it gets her into trouble quite a bit, as you can imagine.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
medication.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
'Cause when you pee on green grass, it turns it yellow.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
Ew, what is that? That's you.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
drinks are here. Everyone here knows it's
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
Twinkies. Ho Hos.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
Ow! You're hurting me!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
Can no one change toilet
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Brothers. Always cramping your space.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38
Yes. Please, take them. Thank you.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
Took one of his wheels off so no one would steal him.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
I'm downtown and want some egg salad.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
It's a compass. "N" is this way, and I think
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
Rodney! Everybody calls me uxin."
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 43
Always whining, always whining.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
Not much. You know what. I think the dog's still
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
What are you doing so far away from home?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
Ellie, I can't have you walk home by yourself.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
me and you, that's it. No one has to know.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
And once my head was clear, I realized that was a terrible trade.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
Hey! Get your own pot.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 50

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
What? The color is neither here nor
#2 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
sessions' worth, Andre. That's not one shot.
#3 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
back. Just watch, watch, okay?
#4 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
Just a bad time, you know. Take a second, we'll just get
#5 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
"Milk"? Do you want, like, one percent,
#6 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
Geoffrey, you're not much of a physical specimen, but you can
#7 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
I peed my pants a bit. A small bit, it's just a
#8 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
You're driving around in a van that says "Heavy Petting"?
#9 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
Who's up for some heavy petting? Yay!
#10 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
Just like I taught you. Jesus, Taco, half these dogs
#11 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
is a mobile pet cemetery, and I think that one might be a cat.
#12 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
They appreciate that I treat 'em all equally.
#13 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
Not my problem, lady.
#14 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
She didn't leave me, she's on vacation.
#15 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
these children around. Well, is there a ditch we
#16 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
protein. You know what?
#17 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
Shh. Okay, go, go, go, go.
#18 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
Mommy will never think to look inside here.
#19 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
Oh, it seems you spilled a little bit in the corner of your
#20 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
to keep your dogs off of my lawn.
#21 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
And keep the curtains of mine that you're wearing as a dress.
#22 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
Well, the rest of my bedroom set's already done.
#23 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
Oh! What?
#24 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
Yeah! What the...?
#25 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26
favor. You are a brat, you know
#26 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
wiener make a beeline for Andre's buns.
#27 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 28 #28 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 29
Uh, it gets her into trouble quite a bit, as you can imagine.
#29 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
medication.
#30 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
'Cause when you pee on green grass, it turns it yellow.
#31 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
Ew, what is that? That's you.
#32 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
drinks are here. Everyone here knows it's
#33 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
Twinkies. Ho Hos.
#34 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
Ow! You're hurting me!
#35 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
Can no one change toilet
#36 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Brothers. Always cramping your space.
#37 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38
Yes. Please, take them. Thank you.
#38 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
Took one of his wheels off so no one would steal him.
#39 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
I'm downtown and want some egg salad.
#40 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
It's a compass. "N" is this way, and I think
#41 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
Rodney! Everybody calls me uxin."
#42 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 43
Always whining, always whining.
#43 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
Not much. You know what. I think the dog's still
#44 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
What are you doing so far away from home?
#45 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
Ellie, I can't have you walk home by yourself.
#46 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
me and you, that's it. No one has to know.
#47 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
And once my head was clear, I realized that was a terrible trade.
#48 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
Hey! Get your own pot.
#49 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 50 #50