Man Seeking Woman

Josh tries to convince Rosa that he’s over her.

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So "You up? Wanna hang?" was a group text?

#2

You know Mike?

#3

Dude, I'm psyched Rosa's coming.

#4

I mean, everyone walking in is wearing that jersey, so...

#5

Okay. Oh, yeah, what's your number?

#6

- He's got the tickets. - All right!

#7 #8

I think of Casey Jones.

#9

Pi... the Ninja Turtles love pizza, remember?

#10

Oh, my gosh! Oh!

#11

That was another cartoon that existed.

#12

[crowd cheering]

#13

- Oh, all right. - Thank you. Thank you.

#14

Crowd: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

#15

Mm. Mm.

#16

- What are you talking about? - Stay put.

#17

I think you're supposed to masturbate and cry.

#18

from one part of the city to another part of the city.

#19

I've been meaning to talk to you about something.

#20

- Uh-huh. - Whatsoever, um.

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I know you used to have a thing for her, and, um,

#22

Okay, Josh, but honestly, if you are not cool with it,

#23

♪ ♪

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♪ Well, that's something I'm above ♪

#25

♪ I'm cool with it ♪

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[cool jazz music]

#27

♪ Have a wonderful time ♪

#28

I can't imagine. I mean, my dad was...

#29

Yeah.

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women: ♪ Would you stop dating? ♪

#32

Mr. Cranky Pants is not a showbiz fan.

#33

No!

#34

I live here. Jesus Christ, man.

#35

Yeah, yeah, he sent it to me. I received it.

#36

I know I'm supposed to be cool with it, but, uh,

#37

Yeah, maybe you're right.

#38

Gonna set it off at midnight to celebrate this little cutie.

#39

Actually, we made it.

#40

[laughs] Isn't she great?

#41

- She looks a lot like Rosa. - She looks nothing like Rosa.

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- Josh! - Yeah?

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genetic sequence AAAAAGCTGCCCTAAAA.

#44

- No, no, no. - [snarling]

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But, Rosa, you are the kindest,

#46

All: Happy birthday, Rosa!

#47

She was born this morning in a centrifuge!

#48

from... from your chunky little carrot man,

#49

and I don't just mean her pretty face or her giant hand.

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