Status
Ended
Network
CBS
SEASON
EPISODE

Crime, Drama

DESCRIPTION

In this mismatched buddy cop dramedy, an amazingly handsome, happy-go-lucky FBI agent is paired with a local, hard scrabble Michigan homicide detective. As they solve crimes together, their polar opposite methods only slightly outweigh their disdain for each other.

Season 1

Aired 2 years ago - May 24, 2015

Milt survives a car bombing and enlists Russ to track down his would-be assassin, leading to startling revelations about why Milt is the way he is and what brought him to Battle Creek.

Aired 2 years ago - May 17, 2015

Milt learns more about Russ' youth when the local high school football coach is murdered. Also, Russ and Holly's friendship reaches a crossroad.

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Why don't you enter? I'm sure you have inspired ideas...
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...and do each other's nails, do we?
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You're more than welcome to crash at my house for a few.
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The only person making any money off this is Miss Windjammer herself.
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- Stop it. - You know, it's funny, Joey, but...
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I'd say that's a pretty respectable college nest egg, don't you think?
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If you have a tendency towards cross-dressing...
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What, are you guys doing some kind of exposé for the paper?
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were serious about this. I mean...
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I'm gonna go sit down, okay?
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I'm not the one taking group showers at an all-girls school.
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- all it has to offer. And most importantly, ladies, have fun.
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...challenging social stereotypes.
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...with the Band-Aids on her knees and the one braid falling out.
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At last. The moment of truth.
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Or maybe I'll become an actress or a model...
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All this sexual tension really cannot be good for your complexion.
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...on a dig in Tunisia, or a safari in Africa.
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...they move away, and...
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Wait a second. I have to smile? You never said anything about smiling.
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Could it be Cinderella's fairy godmother did the job too well?
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You don't have to be the biggest football stud...
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You may not have a chance of winning...
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Singing "On my Own" from Les Misérables...
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Instead of a magic act, he will perform a dramatic interpretation.
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...because that which scorns me deems to own me.
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I don't want their money, Dawson.
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...please don't judge them by their station in life.
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...for any Tuesday or Thursday matinee is...
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I know what it must have taken for you to get up there and do that.
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For you to look at me the way that you look at Jen.
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Dawson, you've had a lifetime to process your feelings for me.
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Good evening.
Aired 2 years ago - May 17, 2015

Milt puts his career on the line when he illegally uses NSA feeds to help a woman determine who shot her husband. Also, a local doctor is drawn to Russ' show of compassion, and Holly is frustrated that her new relationship isn't progressing.

Aired 2 years ago - May 10, 2015

Milt and the Battle Creek P.D. work overtime to locate and rescue Russ after he’s taken hostage by an escaped convict.

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I haven't talked to him in a long time.
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Yes, I'm angry. It just doesn't happen to be at Bob.
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Let her know that you're completely over her. It's yesterday's news.
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- Let's not get ahead of ourselves. - Okay, the rumor is true.
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I'd like you to meet your new lab partner.
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So let's have a friendly conversation.
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I also have a date, and we're going to the carnival.
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- Except for one thing. - What's that?
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Yeah. Well, yeah.
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We're observing the reproductive process of Pulmonata snails.
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I'll just tell Dr. Rand that this experiment within an experiment...
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...is to be with two female snails at the same time.
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...and cancel the date. But I... I just...
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...I really wish I was taking you with me today.
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- Dawson! - Mary Beth. Hi.
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- Dawson, a word, please. - Sure. We'll catch up.
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So let's just save the chitchat for later, okay?
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Even more amazing: Personality like yours, and you can.
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A lot of people would consider you a lucky woman.
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...that when you loosen up, you're not half bad to be around.
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I owe you an explanation, and this time, I owe you the truth.
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Okay. So if it wasn't my feelings for Jen that upset you, what was it?
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Move over.
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Both of them, okay?
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You don't have to worry, Jo. You're gonna make it out of here.
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Do you know what I find fascinating?
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- What's that supposed to mean? - It means you shouldn't be here.
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And do you remember your very convincing, very heartfelt response?
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Look at me and tell me that I was wrong...
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Could it possibly be your reasons are the same as mine?
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So how'd tonight go for you?
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That's good. Because that's exactly what I meant to imply.
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...like kiss her, that I wouldn't be stepping on any toes.
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Nothing. Because you know what? Because I am fine with it.
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I was confused and surprised and attracted.
Aired 2 years ago - May 03, 2015

Russ helps Font investigate when he is certain one of the FBI’s most wanted fugitives is hiding in Battle Creek, even though Milt insists that the man died months earlier.

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...doesn't mean there's some vacancy I'm looking to fill.
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Man, if I lived 50 yards away from her...
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Take a little ride with me. Let me illustrate my point.
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So, what do you say? I need the merit badge.
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You had to do it. You had to live up to the expectations.
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Have you ever seen the guy throw a baseball?
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Don't worry. I won't tell anyone we're together.
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The boys had to wrap up a few things before we left, so...
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Well, girls, gotta run. I see Saint Dawson's chomping at the bit.
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Why would you even ask me that?
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...after announcing this little road trip of ours?
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She needs to talk.
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You have one to...
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- It's not that big a deal. - I may be overstepping my boundary...
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...and the good angel is on one shoulder and the devil on the other?
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You'll have to trust me on this one. Sometimes...
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Did you guys ever see American Graffiti?
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Oh, my God!
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I want to thank you all for helping me prepare for tonight's college fair.
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Excuse me?
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You're dumber than who?
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Let's see. There's...
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Actually, it was your shirt.
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Mrs. Tringle wants me to sign up for that "Mommy and me" class.
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You know what? Don't, Joey. Don't turn this into a Dawson thing.
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Film school, huh?
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The evening snaps into focus.
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Okay. Tell you what.
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The girl's comic relief. Speaking of which, Warren Gary...
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Let's just say he had a soft spot for the ladies...
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What are you doing back here?
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Are you pouting because things didn't go as planned?
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...wouldn't want a loser like me hanging around, I'll tell you what.
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I'm afraid I'd be getting worked up for something that I hear is an anticlimax.
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...I picked you up this morning was because...
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 26, 2015

Milt is caught in the middle of Commander Guziewicz’s personal life when her adopted son asks him to investigate if the man jailed for his birth parents’ murders is actually innocent,

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 12, 2015

Russ is forced to turn to the last person he wants help from to assist on a murder investigation: his mother, a convicted counterfeiter and con artist.

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What? Whoa, 600?
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- Every chick wanted a piece of him? - They didn't want a "piece" of him.
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Hey, Dawson, get pumped. It's your favorite time of day, gym time!
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I'm really glad it's Friday.
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- She did? - Yeah.
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...if it's just a matter of time...
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Thanks for the sex tips, Casanova. I'm hungry. I want to eat.
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How do I do that?
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Oh, my God. That sounds like Abby Morgan.
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Saturday detention.
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...you will spend the day shelving books and sorting library cards.
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...he threw a basketball at my face.
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How about you, Jen? What was your crime?
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You ever heard of a little drug called Ecstasy?
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Anthony Michael Hall got some kind of weird thyroid condition.
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Really? What do you want to play? Pin the Tail on the Ho-bag?
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All right, Abby. Just remember, it's my turn next.
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Perfect. Then in keeping with our kissing theme...
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It's your turn, Joey.
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- It's a stupid question. - Why is it a stupid question?
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...so just get over yourself.
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...which means she's probably taped a whole week's worth of shows...
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- I can just tell. - Because she's checked it out.
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- You guys, chill out. - Can't we all just get along?
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Me, lose this? Please. Stay off the crack, pal.
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Dawson, nice air ball.
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I saw a kiss that could set the Atlantic Ocean on fire. Don't tell me I'm wrong.
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- Not with you. - I know.
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Hey, ladies! Yo! Yo! Ladies, locker room's faster!
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Yes, we were starving.
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...and putting them back into that drawer.
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- Excessive tardies? - What happened to the Ecstasy?
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...Pacey can't fess up to anything. - I am sick of you copping this attitude.
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And when you call me that, it's like you're exposing me.
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And the coach came in...
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I guess I'm just looking for a reason why...
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 05, 2015

When someone attempts to assassinate Battle Creek’s mayor during the annual “Breakfast Day” celebration, Russ and Milt must protect the unorthodox politician while trying to track down the attacker.

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Because we're about 80% sure you're human.
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She's considered possible scenarios detailing a God-like source...
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Yes, there is something.
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...this woman's gonna cave completely.
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I was hoping for something more illicit than that.
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So do me a favor. Pretend you never asked me that question.
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I really appreciate that effort, Dawson, but it really is that bad.
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But if you go through those halls like you couldn't care less...
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I don't know if the rumors are true or exaggerated...
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We actually have something in common:
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...and I become rude and defensive, and give her more of a reason...
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Bessie?
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Which means the nearest phone belongs to your friend Dawson...
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I'm gonna start calling you Josephine.
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Okay, yeah, sure, but I...
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Maybe I'm not in the tax bracket that guarantees a prompt response...
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You can't tell me anything I haven't already heard in the teachers' lounge.
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And I know that atheism is about the least desirable trait...
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And so I say to myself, "Bingo."
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That's really heavy, Pacey.
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...and the only thing preventing this from becoming a second-hand story...
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Girls, move that coffee table out of the way.
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No, it's Judas, actually.
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I'm Caroline Fields, Miss Jacobs' attorney.
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Please forgive my candor, Miss Jacobs, when I ask you...
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A C-plus student who sits in the back of Miss Jacobs' English class...
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but for the record...
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If something's wrong, I want to know about it!
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Gram, she is losing a lot of blood.
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...when I tell her what happened in her living room.
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Who does Bessie remind you of?
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And I would come home, and I would sit with her.
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I mean, she didn't tell me that, but I knew I...
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Proud? I don't quite follow you, Tamara.
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...was just said in the heat of the moment.
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...and I should be at my sister's house in Rochester by tomorrow.
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But you knew that there...
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...just because I'm older and arguably more mature...
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 29, 2015

After Commander Guziewicz narrowly escapes when her home is burned down, the arson investigation leads Russ and Milt to a variety of suspects, including a string of ex-lovers and her own estranged son. Also, Russ is determined to find out who sent Holly a gift.

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Fine, Jim. If anybody needs me...
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Maybe on the Tom Hanksl Harrison Ford idealistic side...
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Really? I think your CD collection would contradict that.
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He hasn't cracked a book since third grade.
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If the Lord decides to blow my house away, so be it.
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- Do you wanna talk about this? - It's got nothing to do with you... Us.
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Need I remind you who won the local Emmy and the Golden Desk Award?
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Do you have some new rationale for breaking the sacred vows of marriage?
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- I didn't say that. - We're not all as pious as you.
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Right.
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Instead of asking why your mother's doing all these horrible things...
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Every sentence that comes to mind ends with the F word.
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He likes to keep it quiet, being an officer of the law in a small town.
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Hon, what is it?
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I mean, who watches those shows anyway? They're all the same.
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...every time that I haven't been with you...
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Well, because I needed a change. I have a dysfunctional ex-husband...
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- She's off and running. - Bodie, don't.
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It's pretty cold in there too, and I just needed a little break.
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Fears of abandonment turned into fantasy spectacles of security and joy.
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Just give us a chance to get to know each other a little more intimately.
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I have good gaydar.
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The woman who never shut up. Talk, talk, talk, all the time.
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What I need for you to know...
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Before I physically remove you from it.
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Once again, thank you very much.
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...most of the time.
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But then again, he shipped me 200 miles away so he wouldn't have to.
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Flirting? I don't flirt.
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If you could do any one thing right now, what would it be?
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Everything I ever wanted...
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 22, 2015

Russ and Milt pit the crime-solving skills of their police dogs against each other as they work to solve the murder of a local waitress. Meanwhile, Russ tries a new tactic to get Milt to admit what brought him to Battle Creek.

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I'm sorry, Pacey. I know you thought she was saving herself for you, but...
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I should get going before Grams puts out an APB.
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So I figure the next time I see you, we are in for one titanic kiss.
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Why don't you remind me again.
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Not 20 yet. Not until Monday.
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Stop! Dude, you're messing up my dailies.
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Well, I'm not cursed with self-awareness like you are, Dawson...
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The guy with the brown hair and the throbbing neck muscles...
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Bizarre might be a word, yeah.
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Your mom was just helping me out with a little wardrobe problem.
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- What do you think? - I think you had it right the first time.
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And as far as Dawson and me, Grams...
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Sex as a warning. I'm not kidding about this.
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I still have a lot of pre-dubbing to do tomorrow.
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...were clever enough, they could still do almost anything.
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- Seen your mom this morning yet? - No, I'll track her down later.
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Dawson, look. There's your mom.
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...you're kind of stuck here with little more than a semi-stranger.
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What I should really do is tell my dad.
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Joey?
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You're bored. So you lie to me to curb your own boredom.
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You've never been very good at disguising that look...
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Maybe it's me. Maybe I have these old-fashioned ideas about fidelity.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean... But don't you think that in certain situations...
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Dawson?
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Question of the day:
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You know, I never knew you were so bothered by this, Pacey...
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And because we were in a public place where any number of students...
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I think you owe me about seven-eighths of a conversation.
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Or... And now I'll make it really easy for you, Dawson...
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She's saying, "I understand, you're nervous about making...
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...does not entirely exist, okay?
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Dawson, I thought you said you were gonna tell her.
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I admit there's a strong possibility this is not the right time...
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Granted he's articulate for his age, but he's not exactly mature.
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And you've been with other guys, right?
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Great. Thanks.
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...and in five years, it'll be almost 1 00, and nobody will care when I did it.
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With you.
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 15, 2015

When BCPD’s police dog, Cookie, sniffs out a stash of heroin in a young girl’s backpack, Russ and Milt have competing theories as to where it came from and why she had it. Also, Jacocks travels to Detroit for a training seminar, with the ulterior motive of finding out why Milt was sent to Battle Creek.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 08, 2015

FBI Special Agent Milt Chamberlain and Det. Russ Agnew go undercover as distillers to infiltrate Battle Creek's maple syrup cartels when a murder victim is found to have drowned in the gooey breakfast confection. Meanwhile, Det. Font White goes to war with his medical marijuana dealer.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 01, 2015

Jaded Det. Russ Agnew reluctantly partners with charming FBI Agent Milt Chamberlain to solve a drug-related double homicide, but while Milt investigates with the high-tech resources of the FBI, Russ prefers old-school police work and instinct.