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Season 1  "Chapter 2"  1x2

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 01, 2013

Francis and Doug plan to frame Secretary of State nominee, Michael Kern. Meanwhile, Zoe's popularity at the Washington Herald continues to grow.

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Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
Please write that down.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
Sixteen-year-old male. Sudden onset of double vision and night terrors, with no apparent cause.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
There was trauma. I got hit in the head during a lacrosse game.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
You're an only child, aren't you? Why would you say that?
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
It's called a myoclonic jerk. It's very common when you're falling asleep.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
Thirty percent of all dads don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
I want a detailed polysomnograph. If he's having night terrors, I want to see them.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
Oh, they know all about this.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
- Clever, but also pathetic. - So what did you find?
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
There's no tumor. Just a blockage causing pressure causing symptoms.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
It'll make you able to think deep thoughts,
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
We're gonna put a shunt into one of the ventricles to give the cerebrospinal fluid an out.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
Few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination,
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
Oh, McDonald. Wonderful doctor, loved kittens.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
loss of cognitive function, pain--
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Main floor. Okay. You take the cafeteria and administration.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
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Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
So the fact that he doesn't have M.S., it's-- it's really not good news after all.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
Excellent. Inject him through a lumbar puncture.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
- Steak knife? - Wife's nail file.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
I was in town. Not for family. Not for work.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Sweet of you to ask. Funny story.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
Auditory hallucination shows further brain degeneration.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
You know the problem? "Midnight" is actually spelled with a "G" and an "H".
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
Sounded cool though. They bought it.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
L.F. T.'s are elevated, but only twice the normal range.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
You've caused me considerable mental distress. I certainly hope so.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
No eastern equine encephalitis. You guys aren't gonna believe this.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
or did you think we were trying to ascertain who loves him the most in the whole wide world?
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
Because before that they are protected...
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
Boom. Stage II is universally fatal.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
But you won't feel it. The eye's been paralyzed.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
It's dangerous.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Insurance is not gonna pay for a bet.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
I got from Wilson.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
Looked it up on the Internet. It's one of those trait things.
 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
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Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
Sixteen-year-old male. Sudden onset of double vision and night terrors, with no apparent cause.
#2 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3 #3 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
There was trauma. I got hit in the head during a lacrosse game.
#4 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
You're an only child, aren't you? Why would you say that?
#5 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
It's called a myoclonic jerk. It's very common when you're falling asleep.
#6 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
Thirty percent of all dads don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.
#7 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
I want a detailed polysomnograph. If he's having night terrors, I want to see them.
#8 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
Oh, they know all about this.
#9 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10 #10 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
- Clever, but also pathetic. - So what did you find?
#11 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
There's no tumor. Just a blockage causing pressure causing symptoms.
#12 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
It'll make you able to think deep thoughts,
#13 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
We're gonna put a shunt into one of the ventricles to give the cerebrospinal fluid an out.
#14 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15 #15 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
Few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination,
#16 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
Oh, McDonald. Wonderful doctor, loved kittens.
#17 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
loss of cognitive function, pain--
#18 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Main floor. Okay. You take the cafeteria and administration.
#19 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20 #20 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21 #21 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22 #22 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23 #23 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24 #24 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
So the fact that he doesn't have M.S., it's-- it's really not good news after all.
#25 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
Excellent. Inject him through a lumbar puncture.
#26 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
- Steak knife? - Wife's nail file.
#27 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
I was in town. Not for family. Not for work.
#28 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Sweet of you to ask. Funny story.
#29 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30 #30 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
Auditory hallucination shows further brain degeneration.
#31 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
You know the problem? "Midnight" is actually spelled with a "G" and an "H".
#32 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
Sounded cool though. They bought it.
#33 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
L.F. T.'s are elevated, but only twice the normal range.
#34 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35 #35 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
You've caused me considerable mental distress. I certainly hope so.
#36 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
No eastern equine encephalitis. You guys aren't gonna believe this.
#37 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
or did you think we were trying to ascertain who loves him the most in the whole wide world?
#38 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
Because before that they are protected...
#39 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
Boom. Stage II is universally fatal.
#40 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
But you won't feel it. The eye's been paralyzed.
#41 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
It's dangerous.
#42 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Insurance is not gonna pay for a bet.
#43 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
I got from Wilson.
#44 Recap of House of Cards (US) Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
Looked it up on the Internet. It's one of those trait things.
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