Heathers

As prom looms around the corner, JD and Veronica are moving in opposite directions. She is closer to her friends than she has been all year, while he is trying to use prom to keep Westerburg divided by pitting Heather Duke against Heather Chandler.

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Oh, Heather.

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-We have a chateau there. -Well, it's a little place.

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For loving our son.

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He was A, boring.

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Hey.

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-I'll be right back. -A lefty, I love that.

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Because Heather Chandler just decided that prom is a tool of the patriarchy

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We should be able to look super-hot if we want to.

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are gonna look like two limp sausages dipped in wet crepe paper.

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We have to protect them, but we also have to empower them.

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Girls may wear their skirts two inches higher to prom.

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I don't need to do anything but look good and watch you fail.

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Teen Nietzsche is suddenly creaming his jeans over a school dance?

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and that's when she'll excitedly tell me how she finally found a guy

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What is this?

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I'm sure Kurt's suicide was a devastating loss for you since...

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Kurt's death will keep your ball in the air for a few weeks, maybe.

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It's not like Heather Chandler where it's just another girl.

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Did Trailer Parker teach you that bible quote?

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Because of you, Veronica. I know how important it is to you.

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It's so easy to confuse them.

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Oberlin.

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In every life, a little rain must fall.

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-Go get my stuff. -Jade, listen to me.

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Nine-one-one. Shelby Dunnstock has a French manicure on her toes

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which means I need you to drive like your miserable life depends on it

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I'm very popular and very white.

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JD...

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I had no choice.

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