Champions

When Vince discovers a sexy poster in Michael's room, he faces the specter of giving Michael "The Talk."

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what's the point in using them at all, right?

#2

It's a good thing your husbands are all dead.

#3

- Joan of Arc, Anne Frank. - That's true.

#4

If Vince found out now, I know he'd freak out.

#5

It's for prisoners and child actors.

#6

Let's hit the books.

#7

than the one of your dad's identical twin... Matt Bomer.

#8

I agree. I mean, a woman who plays a boy

#9

- Okay, but when you do... - I won't, ever.

#10

I should probably write a book.

#11

Nom, nom, nom, am I right?

#12

That's how I ended up in a Russian storage facility

#13

Those all sound like really good reasons.

#14

to be thinking about S-E-X...

#15

cake pops, burger envy, turkey pardons,

#16

My pop taught me a woman can't get pregnant

#17

Everything I know about gay sex I learned from graffiti.

#18

this afternoon and then switch out all the urinal cakes.

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just think about how good Ryan Reynolds will be

#23 #24

I was thinking it was time to discuss your changing body

#25

so we're gonna have it.

#26

Moving on to something a little bit more fun.

#27 #28

Inappropriate? No.

#29

Eh, they never ask about that stuff.

#30 #31

struggling to give a meaningful "bees and the bees" talk.

#32

So, uh, what's going on?

#33

Pretty sure I permanently traumatized Michael.

#34

Oh, fine. I'll pick it up.

#35

What's with the textbooks, nerd?

#36

- they gave me this. - What?

#37

to run the gym and pay for my education.

#38

but you were, and now we never have to read again.

#39

before I make eye contact again.

#40

The gallery turns back into a karate dojo at 6:00,

#41

At least I know I'm leaving one grown-up in charge.

#42 #43

At real art shows, we want people to think

#44

- Oh, this is my favorite one. - Ah.

#45

Yes, because aren't we all just children?

#46 #47

Nick Cannon wants to make "Broke-lyn"

#48

Look, I'm gonna peace out. Gonna talk to Michael.

#49

on the collection plate's dime.

#50