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Season 1  "Lumps"  1x3

Aired 9 months ago - Mar 29, 2018

Vince, Michael, Matthew and the rest of the Champions staff struggle to figure out why they're losing female members.

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Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
And he's a steal at only $200.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Middle-aged ladies are our best customers.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
It's just a place where women sit on exercise equipment
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
I used to get all my exercise
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
In two months, I gained 100 pounds.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
to be a welcoming place to work out for men and women.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
What?
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
I'm the same age. It's normal age.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Uh, I am doing the math and your business model
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
- That is so sexist. - Hey, I'm not sexist at all.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
from poaching our members by giving them
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
- Thank you. - We are dropping everything
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
So Dana, you've been asking for a raise for a couple weeks now.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Excuse me? Name one thing about me that makes me look single.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Okay? Because you're gonna be earning it by working more
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
And you're gonna have to show me how to deduct that off my taxes.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Why doesn't Champions have quotes on the walls?
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Oh, hi. So you must be the Champions boys.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
Okay, let's just ease into this with a little chit chat.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Because you are four feet tall and about to get beat up.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
and you probably don't even mean to,
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
Poaching? No, that's what I do in Africa
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
Lady, we're very successful.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
at Champions a free one-month membership.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Britney! Ugly pervs is all we've got left.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Yankee Candle, the return line at Kohl's,
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
We go under cover to find out their secrets.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
we're about to take down the neighborhood safe space for women.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
It's Asher.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
I don't wanna pass judgment without knowing all the facts.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
- disenchanted with Champions? - Yes, I am
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
there are no husbands.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Ohh! I knew I was forgetting something.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
- Great job, Ruby. - No! Terrible job.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
being obsessed about what the magazines told me to look like.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
Massage train!
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
But ever since
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
Ruby was the heart and soul and pecs of this place.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
Well, she was always texting me,
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
And then I thought about losing you
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
That's so great. Now Michael can be our accountant and we can fire Dana.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
that's not the floor of an all-male gym?
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
I read that on an ad for chunky peanut butter.
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
work harder on math, I hear, "I don't believe
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
so that when baseball didn't work out,
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
Oh, really? What was the last Judi Dench movie you've seen her in?

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Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Middle-aged ladies are our best customers.
#2
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
It's just a place where women sit on exercise equipment
#3
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
I used to get all my exercise
#4
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
In two months, I gained 100 pounds.
#5
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
to be a welcoming place to work out for men and women.
#6
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
What?
#7
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
I'm the same age. It's normal age.
#8
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Uh, I am doing the math and your business model
#9
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
- That is so sexist. - Hey, I'm not sexist at all.
#10
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
from poaching our members by giving them
#11
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
- Thank you. - We are dropping everything
#12
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
So Dana, you've been asking for a raise for a couple weeks now.
#13
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Excuse me? Name one thing about me that makes me look single.
#14
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Okay? Because you're gonna be earning it by working more
#15
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
And you're gonna have to show me how to deduct that off my taxes.
#16
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Why doesn't Champions have quotes on the walls?
#17
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Oh, hi. So you must be the Champions boys.
#18
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
Okay, let's just ease into this with a little chit chat.
#19
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Because you are four feet tall and about to get beat up.
#20
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
and you probably don't even mean to,
#21
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
Poaching? No, that's what I do in Africa
#22
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
Lady, we're very successful.
#23
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
at Champions a free one-month membership.
#24
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25 #25 Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Britney! Ugly pervs is all we've got left.
#26
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Yankee Candle, the return line at Kohl's,
#27
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
We go under cover to find out their secrets.
#28
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
we're about to take down the neighborhood safe space for women.
#29
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
It's Asher.
#30
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
I don't wanna pass judgment without knowing all the facts.
#31
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
- disenchanted with Champions? - Yes, I am
#32
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
there are no husbands.
#33
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Ohh! I knew I was forgetting something.
#35
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
- Great job, Ruby. - No! Terrible job.
#36
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
being obsessed about what the magazines told me to look like.
#37
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Massage train!
#39
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
But ever since
#40
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
Ruby was the heart and soul and pecs of this place.
#41
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Well, she was always texting me,
#43
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
And then I thought about losing you
#44
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
That's so great. Now Michael can be our accountant and we can fire Dana.
#45
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
that's not the floor of an all-male gym?
#46
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
I read that on an ad for chunky peanut butter.
#47
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
work harder on math, I hear, "I don't believe
#48
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
so that when baseball didn't work out,
#49
Recap of Champions Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
Oh, really? What was the last Judi Dench movie you've seen her in?
#50