Corporate

While on a business trip, Jake enjoys the pleasures of a hotel, Matt faces his frugal fears, and they both learn a lesson from a fellow traveler.

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#2 #3

They're top-shelf.

#4 #5

What do you say we hit the hot tub?

#6

or her mom did, so my mom still pretended we were poor

#7

But there were a bunch of wasp nests under that deck,

#8

I took one step away from the counter,

#9

Listen, your 20 bucks is gone,

#10 #11

Make sure to hydrate.

#12

- Oh, that's not tap water. It's from the minibar.

#13

We have the pool area all to ourselves.

#14

I think less of you now because of that bathing suit.

#15 #16

Let me guess. You guys were talking,

#17 #18

- Oh, I love my bathing suit.

#19

- $250.

#20

- That's what they say. So what about you?

#21

- Um, cheeseburger? Thanks, Brad.

#22

- Is he insane? - No, he's just rich as fuck.

#23

peripheral objects.

#24

- The room feels empty now, right?

#25

- That one's a grand, that one's 2,500,

#26

all the popes, Glenn Close.

#27

- How much money you make selling this stuff?

#28

and you disrespect me by asking how much money I make?

#29

so fuck you!

#30

- Let's do room service. - No!

#31

- I'll take two plain salmons, extra plain.

#32

Just give me the ketchup.

#33

- Keep varnishing.

#34

that could probably break your 20,

#35

- Oh, hey, my friend went to get change for your tip,

#36

Then you're ready to buy some trunks.

#37

- I respect you, too, Tandry.

#38

- Fuck me. - Okay, I think I've got it.

#39 #40 #41

- Business is pain. We're in town for pain.

#42

- Right, but I have to lie

#43

and you disrespect me by asking how much money I make?

#44 #45

you might want to put a little tip in the Tandry jar.

#46

- You guys are all checked out.

#47

Also, Hampton is ready for you in the business center.

#48

Aah!

#49

- Get dressed, psycho.

#50