The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Midge and Susie gear up for their first roadtrip, and quickly learn that the dynamics of going on tour are more challenging than they thought. Back in New York, it's business as usual while Midge is away, forcing her to wonder if her new life is worth sacrificing her home life.

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and, ideally, very few diphthongs in the lyrics.

#2

I have a gig in the city when I get back.

#3

I know that all this stuff with me, with Noah...

#4

BOY: ♪ I went to the bathroom ♪

#5

I can see a dentist at Lindy's.

#6

-And some Bromo-Seltzer to go? -You bet.

#7

you cannot do that at my shower.

#8

doesn't make it garbage.

#9

America, here we come.

#10

-(scattered agreement) -It's up to Jackie.

#11

He told me he's listening to it because at work,

#12

-So you die on stage. What a way to go. -Move!

#13

I just wanted you to finish your set.

#14

and expanding my horizons.

#15

and got on top of me. I jabbed my finger into his eye,

#16

"Take me, I'm on fire!" at the fireman?

#17

He just wants you to call back so the phone'll ring

#18

Wait, are you short? You got enough money for the trip?

#19

to Midge on this trip, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

#20

Show them a picture if you have to.

#21 #22

-How do I look? -Like you're ready to take Philly.

#23

Because it's Philly.

#24

Am I a fucking manager or what?

#25 #26

I will. I just think you should hear one more thing.

#27

Suit yourself.

#28

I didn't ask if you'd ever been blown. I asked about this.

#29

Hey, I have that all organized.

#30

I think unless she can fit you in her mouth,

#31

There's only so much a man can take in his own house.

#32

'cause I don't know what a rain mac is.

#33

-I love books. -Anyway...

#34

I'm so sorry. It's today.

#35

Is that right? (chuckles) That's great.

#36

-I am sorry, and I love my friend Imogene. -(horse neighs)

#37

ALL: Bye.

#38

Well, then let's stop dealing with idiots.

#39

So what now?

#40

Hey. I need it to see.

#41 #42

Magda Goebbels, ladies and gentlemen.

#43

I'm really glad to be back in New York City, my home.

#44

Yeah, we all had a rough week.

#45

Shit.

#46

Ow! Fuck!

#47 #48

Get some people working for you who respect the talent.

#49

Thank you, Joel.

#50