Loudermilk

A visit from Loudermilk's alcoholic, philandering father opens old wounds and creates new problems.

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Wow. If you can't have one glass of wine with your old man,

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That's okay. Go ahead. Tell me about it.

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Hey, uh, does he still think I'm gay?

#5

Of course you did.

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the weeks and months and years and...

#7

There, there. Let it all out.

#8

Actually, pretty accurate.

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Oh, yeah, take it all...

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until now. that I let you have

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Is Annette still here?

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She was a screamer, huh? Yeah.

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with the uni-boober?

#17

Mm-hmm.

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of weird when my Dad's around. Oh, yeah, he's... he's kind

#20

True dat. I-I will see you guys later.

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Usually I sleep with just a shirt on.

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I fucked a chicken once.

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And I was all pissed off and drunk out of my gourd

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- that's the chicken vagina. - Yeah. I mean,

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Sam, a moment?

#27

I got my asshole father in town.

#28

That's true. It is big business.

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...more than half of you people are not alcoholics.

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He got his guys together, and they turned bread into wine,

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they got paid to make sure that every senator and every governor

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you are obligated to do rehab.

#33

Don't listen to this idiot. You're all alcoholics!

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Stop resisting!

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is to accept the fact that they can never, ever drink again.

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Oh, yeah. Who's your daddy?!

#38

Well... cute.

#39

No, no. Don't, don't, don't.

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hiding under the couch. Look what I found

#41

Fine. not people who wronged me.

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When you were a kid, I was a good father.

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terrible childhoods, okay? Look, we all had

#44

That's bullshit.

#45

You know what?

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Just go back and, you know,

#47

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

#48

Why not? Sure.

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