Alone Together

Esther and Benji get their first writing room gig on the Dog Awards. Benji thinks it will be his launching pad for success, while Esther hopes to use the platform to raise dog awareness.

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This is amazing, but whose leg do I have to hump

#2 #3

The less people watch TV, the worse the spread gets.

#4

No, but I got Tweets. Are you trying to jam on some stuff? No? OK.

#5

What's your secret?

#6

And then he barks the lyrics

#7

wiener dogs come out in bikinis.

#8

Oh, shoot. Sorry.

#9

Sorta like that.

#10

I mean, that's very nice, Esther,

#11

- Like "pug life." - That's my guy right there!

#12

Next day trying to figure out

#13

He... He seems really upset.

#14

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

#15

and then I found out he was charging me $800 an hour.

#16

all these dog jokes, and what we should be doing

#17

because extra guac will not be a problem.

#18

four high heels, or just two?

#19

Benji, I don't touch outdated media.

#20

Great, and, uh, Game of Barks.

#21

We might be calling it "Barkbucks".

#22

You guys remember "Yo quiero"?

#23

she wants to throw away all of my old yearbooks.

#24

And first we have Chi Chi.

#25

Butter... epileptic Pomeranian.

#26

You are so passionate about this project.

#27

I understand.

#28

I'm not, but I do think I deserve one more than Fuzz.

#29 #30

Anyone. Just pitch something.

#31

- Yeah. - I heard, on the set of "Snow Dogs 2,"

#32

So, in this idea that you came up with,

#33

but she hasn't lost her ability to make people smile.

#34

She's got no legs.

#35

Every award show I've written for has been rigged.

#36

I can't believe Jim stole my binder.

#37

I am getting major Ruth Bader Ginsburg vibes.

#38

They have to be really careful, especially after the Oscars screw-up.

#39

of the awar... I'm kidding. Screw this place.

#40 #41

I don't know what you're trying to pull,

#42 #43

I feel like the dogs in my hot dog sketch aren't reading as hot.

#44

- Four legs, you might say. - Ah, four legs!

#45

in beautiful Van Nuys, California.

#46

Oh, I'm pretty settled right now, but any minute,

#47

Bro, I stole your binder, 'cause that's how it works.

#48

Oh, we got a lot of production value goin' on here.

#49

Guys, guys, listen. That was the network.

#50