The Guest Book

Trailer-park-boy Tommy takes his trailer-park-girl Marla to the mountains in an effort to wean her off crystal meth.

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#2

Oh, just a little over the counter dimethyl ether.

#3

It's just, you know, I'm not

#4

You know, she's crazy. Not me, I didn't get that gene, but she's just

#5

I'm... I'm sure I will call.

#6

I don't want to sleep in the El Camino.

#7 #8 #9

Someone broke in and busted the downstairs toilet.

#10

and need to write your name and number in my book.

#11

With that stutter,

#12 #13 #14

[LAUGHS]

#15 #16

I was practicing in front of the mirror. And it's actually kind of

#17

Oh, okay, well, that's actually not so...

#18

Sort of.

#19

Cool. Okay.

#20 #21

There was this new timecard system that,

#22

If I went on a date and I was still unhappy,

#23

I'm in the background, cleaning guacamole off my shirt.

#24 #25 #26

still leaking a little bit.

#27

[CELLPHONE RINGS]

#28

I don't know what a cock-smoocher is,

#29

I didn't... I didn't... I didn't know that about your mother.

#30 #31 #32

I would have never even made it through jury duty

#33

happy memories from your childhood.

#34

I would wake up in the middle of the night, terrified,

#35

Oh, my God.

#36

Oh, baby, I'm so proud of you.

#37

Yeah, I knew that if you could just step away from it

#38

[GRUNTING]

#39

♪ She was a cocktail waitress at the pit ♪

#40

♪ Then bring along a TV to watch Rick Dees ♪

#41

♪ And the powder in the baggie made her talk ♪

#42

[SCREAMS]

#43

[GRUNTING]

#44

You've gotta look at your wife's Tinder account.

#45

[SIGHS] Okay.

#46

Read how she describes herself.

#47

I was actually really devastated.

#48

You bet your ass I do, you hot little policewoman.

#49 #50