The Guest Book

Adam, a sweet guy who suffers from OCD, is nervous to ask out his office crush Gillian, so he devises a plan that will get her up to the cabin for their first date.

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I will, Dad. I've been doing this for 20 years.

#2

Won't assign me to anything the least bit dangerous or exciting.

#3

get to know each other a little while we're there.

#4

go over the Froggy Cottage house rules with them?

#5 #6

"No smoking."

#7

"And lastly, no jumping on the bed.

#8

Aw, man, I got to go to the bathroom.

#9

But I needed this stripper to fall in love with me fast.

#10 #11 #12

have been more specific in your text. Stop using so many emojis.

#13

Dad, he hit the bull's-eye!

#14 #15 #16

- I could fit down my pant. - Shh!

#17

I like this story.

#18

In the park, but I bet he knows someone.

#19

Yes, everything is fine,

#20 #21

All night.

#22 #23

with a softball bat when I was 7?

#24 #25

Is that a sonnet?

#26 #27

"slowly turned into a whisper.

#28

"and no one asks me why

#29

has become more routine, less exciting.

#30

You have two lines left in your sonnet

#31

And there - my first seven.

#32

I'm sorry. Uh...

#33

that I stole but right now there's a suitcase full of cash

#34

"If it falls off, just put it back."

#35

Oh, my God. Okay.

#36

I only see my son every two weeks.

#37

Uh... I'll see you in a couple weeks, okay, buddy?

#38 #39 #40

Yeah, I'm gonna pay full price.

#41

Aw, nuts.

#42

you'll be handcuffed to each other on your way to jail.

#43 #44

What the hell just happened?

#45

Yeah, in a sec.

#46

Wait!

#47

Take me with you.

#48

"watching 'Magic Mike' while I diddle my bean."

#49

But in case we get caught, I can't go to jail.

#50