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Jill is annoyed that her son, Ethan, brought his atheist fiance, Lynn, along to the cabin & she's willing to do whatever it takes to make sure an atheist doesn't marry into her family.

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#2 #3

We're here to pick up the keys for Froggy Cottage.

#4

Our son is not marrying an atheist.

#5

I'll get those for you.

#6 #7 #8

was in this syringe

#9

Can you believe that's what she sleeps in?

#10

of old-fashioned, tasteful PJ's?

#11 #12 #13 #14

Jeff dunked her under water about four times,

#15 #16

I can't imagine how crowded Hell must be these days.

#17

And because of that, we all started to get along.

#18

I was feeling so good

#19

because it's just a beautiful piece of jewelry.

#20

that the blue of his tears

#21

Yeah, but the screen was shut.

#22

Last time we were up here, I had something very similar.

#23

Lynn's leg is still red and inflamed

#24 #25

- I'm here now, too. - He can see that.

#26

In any event, I need it to disappear pronto.

#27

How 'bout we put a pin in all that stuff about what my brother

#28 #29

You're sure you don't want to talk to me alone?

#30

then maybe you should think about getting a job.

#31

Jesus, Jessica, does everything have to be a fight?

#32

- Can I see her? - She's in exam room four.

#33 #34

I just don't get it, man. Why are you doing this to me?

#35

their infected body in that hot tub.

#36

Ethan was less than pleased.

#37

You saw how nice Lynn was being after we baptized her.

#38

what having your fiancée pretend to like us

#39

Well, that's before I knew what it was.

#40

who sleeps with a loud-ass machine

#41

If she loses that leg,

#42

- but she's gonna be fine. - Thank God.

#43

When you gave me this necklace,

#44

I prayed.

#45

but I can't claim that anymore.

#46

My head wants to condemn your actions,

#47

That son of a bitch up there has put me through the goddamn ringer.

#48

I have been to church every Sunday of my life

#49

your buddy God gave me to parade around in.

#50