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Season 1  "Story Two"  1x2

Aired 7 years ago - Aug 03, 2017

Jill is annoyed that her son, Ethan, brought his atheist fiance, Lynn, along to the cabin & she's willing to do whatever it takes to make sure an atheist doesn't marry into her family.

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Recap of The Guest Book Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
Now, you show me another stepmom that would do that
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We're here to pick up the keys for Froggy Cottage.
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Our son is not marrying an atheist.
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I'll get those for you.
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was in this syringe
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Can you believe that's what she sleeps in?
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of old-fashioned, tasteful PJ's?
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Jeff dunked her under water about four times,
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I can't imagine how crowded Hell must be these days.
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And because of that, we all started to get along.
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I was feeling so good
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because it's just a beautiful piece of jewelry.
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that the blue of his tears
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Yeah, but the screen was shut.
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Last time we were up here, I had something very similar.
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Lynn's leg is still red and inflamed
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- I'm here now, too. - He can see that.
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In any event, I need it to disappear pronto.
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How 'bout we put a pin in all that stuff about what my brother
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You're sure you don't want to talk to me alone?
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then maybe you should think about getting a job.
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Jesus, Jessica, does everything have to be a fight?
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- Can I see her? - She's in exam room four.
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I just don't get it, man. Why are you doing this to me?
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their infected body in that hot tub.
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Ethan was less than pleased.
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You saw how nice Lynn was being after we baptized her.
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what having your fiancée pretend to like us
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Well, that's before I knew what it was.
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who sleeps with a loud-ass machine
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If she loses that leg,
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- but she's gonna be fine. - Thank God.
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When you gave me this necklace,
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I prayed.
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but I can't claim that anymore.
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My head wants to condemn your actions,
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That son of a bitch up there has put me through the goddamn ringer.
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I have been to church every Sunday of my life
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your buddy God gave me to parade around in.

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We're here to pick up the keys for Froggy Cottage.
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Our son is not marrying an atheist.
#5
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I'll get those for you.
#6
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was in this syringe
#9
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Can you believe that's what she sleeps in?
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of old-fashioned, tasteful PJ's?
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Jeff dunked her under water about four times,
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I can't imagine how crowded Hell must be these days.
#17
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And because of that, we all started to get along.
#18
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I was feeling so good
#19
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because it's just a beautiful piece of jewelry.
#20
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that the blue of his tears
#21
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Yeah, but the screen was shut.
#22
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Last time we were up here, I had something very similar.
#23
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Lynn's leg is still red and inflamed
#24
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- I'm here now, too. - He can see that.
#26
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In any event, I need it to disappear pronto.
#27
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How 'bout we put a pin in all that stuff about what my brother
#28
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You're sure you don't want to talk to me alone?
#30
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then maybe you should think about getting a job.
#31
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Jesus, Jessica, does everything have to be a fight?
#32
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- Can I see her? - She's in exam room four.
#33
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I just don't get it, man. Why are you doing this to me?
#35
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their infected body in that hot tub.
#36
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Ethan was less than pleased.
#37
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You saw how nice Lynn was being after we baptized her.
#38
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what having your fiancée pretend to like us
#39
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Well, that's before I knew what it was.
#40
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who sleeps with a loud-ass machine
#41
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If she loses that leg,
#42
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- but she's gonna be fine. - Thank God.
#43
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When you gave me this necklace,
#44
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I prayed.
#45
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but I can't claim that anymore.
#46
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My head wants to condemn your actions,
#47
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That son of a bitch up there has put me through the goddamn ringer.
#48
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I have been to church every Sunday of my life
#49
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your buddy God gave me to parade around in.
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