I'm Sorry

With Mike away on business and Amelia at her mother's, Andrea finds herself home alone for the first time in years. Andrea laments that she doesn't get to hang out with her old friend group as much as she'd like.

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of women's maternal instincts to cop a feel.

#2

Yeah, 'cause, like, he's coppin' boob feels

#3 #4

- Shorts again. - Right, yeah, well,

#5

some sort of chance chat about shorts?

#6

- Call me when you land. - Enjoy your weekend alone.

#7 #8 #9 #10

sometimes with a shoe.

#11

Did you know that a lot of my old friends

#12

- "Uber" in an adorable way. - Oh, got it.

#13

I'm gonna be honest, they look a lot like your daytime shorts.

#14

Oh, uh, I thought that was sort of our thing.

#15

But now... less so.

#16

officially, and, you know what?

#17

I feel like I'm at one with my neighbors

#18

No!

#19

Dr. Sapkin, I have a discharge.

#20

I'm not good at thinking of good dares.

#21

Quality time in the other room with these tights.

#22

Baby? And by the way, just because I have a baby,

#23

And to see what a beautiful herpes it's grown up to become.

#24

Corinne, your hair looks done, but not over-done or too done.

#25

No, the heart that is my butthole.

#26

You know what, I think it was just a lipstick, I'm good.

#27

- He's an archer, he's in archery and... - Archery?

#28 #29

to an alarm at this address.

#30

Oh, my brother set it up, it's his lizard growing up, Leonardo.

#31

I have no idea why it even went off.

#32 #33

Kyle, seriously, don't say that.

#34

I don't have to have seen the performance,

#35

Fine, if you want, I can come over there

#36

She took an Uber, so I can get her an Uber back.

#37 #38

to be alone in my house, exclamation mark.

#39

Exclamation mark.

#40

Ahh!

#41

Not for one second did you think I was having an affair?

#42

- Oh. - Just 'cause Rob didn't come back

#43

Or we could just change the locks, 'cause it is like 60 bucks.

#44

had brunch together this morning.

#45

Ugh, maybe I can't do that on Wednesday then.

#46 #47 #48

- Well, so am I. - True...

#49

I will admit you used quite a few exclamation marks.

#50