Castlevania

Come on.

The Speakers stayed here to offer aid.

get out in front with me.

For the aspersion?

Well. That priest really could make holy water after all.

Salt kills demons!

for fighting vampires and demons.

I think we're deeper than I went before.

Are you in search of a mythical savior?

But that's not what you're asking.

Trevor Belmont.

And now Dracula is carrying out an execution order on the human race.

What I think... is I'm going to have to kill you.

tell her exactly how long you've been waiting down here.

My defenses were not for you.

If you're really a Belmont and not some runt running around with a family crest,

And I told you,

Have some class.

Dear God, please don't let the vampire's guts

Killing you was the point.

But he saved my life.

Known to the Wallachians as Alucard...

[screams]

Stop and notice you're dead.

[groans]

Turns you to stone with its eyeball and feeds on your terror

But the Sleeping Warrior is still down here.

The least you can do is set that old man's mind to rest.

and then you can come down here and get killed again. Deal?

that it must be guarded by monsters.

Metal veins pumping hot liquid?

No, no... nonsense.

I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer.

I could slip and take your eye out.

I realize you're trying to menacingly abduct me,

Look, if I enter the church and catch fire or something,

How did you divine that?

not ask them.

You think the night hordes came because people weren't religious enough?

We disagreed on matters of clerical discipline.

with an excommunicant heretic within its walls.

Despite the crimes you've committed against my aides,

You Belmonts have never understood the power of the Word of God!

Do you understand?

Excommunication came from a little higher up the ladder.

Over the top and into new lands of just snake-fuckingly crazy,

and the church will blame you, and it'll start all over again.

I don't think we can leave these people,

that you mock God,

No. I am calling you defeated, Trevor Belmont.

But, if nothing else, we might show someone that,

Then perhaps it is right and proper

You're leaving right now.

[angry cries]

You're getting no blood today, so shut up.

and it is the presence of men of God

For people you don't know?

We don't have to know you all. We do it anyway.

[labored breath]

and now black magic is all over Wallachia.

You haven't got your shovel.

Trevor Belmont. House of Belmont.

Unh!

Hey!

I hope you all bleed out.

The next town's 40 bloody miles away.

God forbid you should warn anyone before emptying your fucking shit pots.

You want to pass through quicker.

They say he was a great hero hundreds of years ago,

You know what I mean?

If the others will just do as he says when he tells us to do it,

I warned you. You can't say I didn't warn you.

I work within the light of God Himself, but you can see things I can't

And see? The sun is up.

Why don't you go and get that looked at?

But I would be glad of your company on the way to our lodging.

Although I fear there may be trouble ahead because of it.

You know of us?

History is a living thing. Paper is dead.

You seem to have been here a while.

The church burned Dracula's wife at the stake as a witch.

No doctors, no aid.

I like stories.

Exactly how much do you know about this, sir?

A Belmont? I thought your family had vanished.

know that dying is not absolute,

Yes. That one went into the catacombs under the mausoleum west of the church.

- That's it? - Maybe find a tall tree,

They wanted to fight the darkness on their own terms, good luck to them.

You can watch us die, too.

Yes, we do. But we also stay because we hope...

I want to learn.

Where is Lupu Village?

and you offer for me to walk the earth like an ordinary peasant

They won't be peasants anymore if you teach them.

I saw them with my own eyes.

I believe she's exhorting Satan not to take revenge on us,

Be better than them. Please!

Ohh. The Bishop took her.

What?

if you would love me as a man, then live as a man.

she who loved you humans and cared for your ills.

all the evil that hides here.

What have you done to my wife?

Lisa Tepes was a woman of science,

and everything you have ever been.

What do you mean, no?

There are no innocents! Not anymore!

Yet never before have I felt the love of God

and threatened us with doom in one year.

for we are the righteous of Targoviste,

I gave you one year to make your peace with your God.

Arges! Severin!

He says to me, "I know your goat's in love with me."

So I says to him, "You didn't think he was gonna go blind