S2 E9
Status
Ended
Network
Comedy Central

Season 2  "Why Scared White People Keep Calling 911"  2x9

Aired 5 years ago - May 22, 2018

Jim breaks down a recent wave of racial profiling incidents, chats with comedian W. Kamau Bell about being profiled and looks at how bogus support animals undermine real ones.

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Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
We don't know what she's been through.
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"We'll be back for ya!"
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Yeah. See? That one's on you, black people.
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{\an1}or moving into a new apartment
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the complaint would have had merit.
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to solve racism in a six-minute segment.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
Still...
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{\an1}then you get a one-star rating.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
Maybe you can't enjoy any part of black culture,
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
[ Laughter ]
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{\an1}that you're a registered racist.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
But, uhh, it gets worse.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
the Emmy Award-winning CNN show "United Shades of America."
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{\an3}I'm making sure to smile and wave.
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{\an1}Yeah. It's like you're waving with two hands.
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{\an8}Basically, on my birthday, I was kicked out of a café
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{\an3}which legally you're able to do.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
are tossing the racism back at people quickly.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
To fix racism for real, it takes a structural --
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
{\an1}See how comfortable I was when you touched me?
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
{\an1}You've seen that woman. She wasn't hard to chase down.
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If you publicly shame somebody, it really means something.
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That's a common thing?
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[ Applause ]
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{\an1}And these are things that apply for swimming-pool rules.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
{\an3}are black and brown people.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
{\an1}but you're not born racist.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
Ladies and gentlemen, W. Kamau Bell.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
Welcome back.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
her emotional support peacock on an airplane.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
the heavy lifting for your shit personality.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
a vagina in yoga pants is called a camel toe?"
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
that only dogs can be service animals.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
However, almost any animal
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
They make us feel good.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Passing a pet off as a service animal can actually threaten
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
{\an1}and now he has to go to extremes
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
Well, guess what! That's all of us!
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
{\an1}Isn't that right, cameraman 2?
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
Woman: This woman pretends to be blind
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
Like, what's the dog supposed to do? Bark orders?
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
There's no certification required
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a person can bring on any one flight.
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NO! NO, IT WON'T!
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
There isn't even a central registry to...these animals.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
It's horrible that people can take advantage
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featuring a photo that we uploaded
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He is doubly emotionally supportive.

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Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
"We'll be back for ya!"
#2
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Yeah. See? That one's on you, black people.
#3
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
{\an1}or moving into a new apartment
#4
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
the complaint would have had merit.
#5
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
to solve racism in a six-minute segment.
#6
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
Still...
#7
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{\an1}then you get a one-star rating.
#8
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
Maybe you can't enjoy any part of black culture,
#9
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
[ Laughter ]
#10
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
{\an1}that you're a registered racist.
#11
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
But, uhh, it gets worse.
#12
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the Emmy Award-winning CNN show "United Shades of America."
#14
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{\an3}I'm making sure to smile and wave.
#15
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{\an1}Yeah. It's like you're waving with two hands.
#16
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{\an8}Basically, on my birthday, I was kicked out of a café
#17
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{\an3}which legally you're able to do.
#18
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
are tossing the racism back at people quickly.
#19
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To fix racism for real, it takes a structural --
#20
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
{\an1}See how comfortable I was when you touched me?
#21
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{\an1}You've seen that woman. She wasn't hard to chase down.
#22
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If you publicly shame somebody, it really means something.
#23
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
That's a common thing?
#24
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[ Applause ]
#25
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{\an1}And these are things that apply for swimming-pool rules.
#26
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{\an3}are black and brown people.
#27
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{\an1}but you're not born racist.
#28
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
Ladies and gentlemen, W. Kamau Bell.
#29
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
Welcome back.
#30
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her emotional support peacock on an airplane.
#31
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
the heavy lifting for your shit personality.
#32
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
a vagina in yoga pants is called a camel toe?"
#33
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that only dogs can be service animals.
#34
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
However, almost any animal
#35
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
They make us feel good.
#36
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Passing a pet off as a service animal can actually threaten
#37
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{\an1}and now he has to go to extremes
#38
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
Well, guess what! That's all of us!
#39
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{\an1}Isn't that right, cameraman 2?
#40
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Woman: This woman pretends to be blind
#41
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Like, what's the dog supposed to do? Bark orders?
#42
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
There's no certification required
#43
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a person can bring on any one flight.
#44
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
NO! NO, IT WON'T!
#45
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There isn't even a central registry to...these animals.
#46
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
It's horrible that people can take advantage
#47
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featuring a photo that we uploaded
#49
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He is doubly emotionally supportive.
#50