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Season 2  "Learning About the Royal Family"  2x8

Aired 7 months ago - May 15, 2018

Jim explains why torture is simply wrong, seeks answers about the British Royal family and looks for a middle ground between helicopter parenting and neglect.

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Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 1
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and are able to hate them for who they are on the inside.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 3
I support the higher moral standard
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 4
D-Did you see that?!
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 5
I support the drug laws of this country."
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 6
Trump told us he's all about torturing people.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 7
{\an1}so that we can better compete.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 8
First of all, I couldn't have done it without rope.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 9
They're about what kind of moral standard we hold ourselves to.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 10
came from nonabusive interrogation tactics.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 11
So I learned the quickest way to make him stop
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 12
Sure, they drowned a lot of innocent people,
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 13
then it's worth it.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 14
Would it be worth killing all those babies
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 15
We'll be right back.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 16
from the kids that she loves the most --
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 17
I was made to do the same thing when John Denver came.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 18
is obsessed with the British royal family.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 19
{\an8} Next up, Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills, Esq.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 20
when he's not at his day job, teaching magicians manners.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 21
That was spinach and feta in, like, a roll.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 22
We all agree -- No one wants Charles, do they?
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 23
I've been watching him. I don't think he's gonna make a good king.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 24
The Royal Train?
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 25
Is it true that the Queen drinks four cocktails a day?
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 26
That means that she's a complete alcoholic.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 27
{\an1} Just because they're a product
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 28
Because it is old-fashioned.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 29
Can you hold my medal? Because...
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 30
Yeah. I really want to shove one of those in my mouth.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 31
they actually boost annual tourism revenue
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 32
{\an1}and she's marrying the world's most eligible royal bachelor.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 33
That was the thing that you couldn't fault Diana on,
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 34
-Now? -Yeah, now.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 35
having something that brings them a little joy.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 36
{\an1}Pip pip! We'll be right back.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 37
Woman: One state is standing by the concept of free-range parenting.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 38
Utah needed a law to stop people from calling Child Services
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 39
They didn't even notice if I came home
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 40
[ Laughter ]
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 41
in strollers unattended while Mum and Dad run errands.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 42
They'll say, "No, you can't do it."
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 43
I'd let my kid play there with his friends.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 44
and soon-to-be parents.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 45
But not so much that they totally ruin their lives.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 46
ages 11, 8, 5, 2 --
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 47
Of course he stumbled!
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 48
Uh, I'm gonna go with the PlayStation.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 49
like a [bleep] hobo.
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 50
For example...

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Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 2
and are able to hate them for who they are on the inside.
#2
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 3
I support the higher moral standard
#3
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 4
D-Did you see that?!
#4
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 5
I support the drug laws of this country."
#5
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 6
Trump told us he's all about torturing people.
#6
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 7
{\an1}so that we can better compete.
#7
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 8
First of all, I couldn't have done it without rope.
#8
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 9
They're about what kind of moral standard we hold ourselves to.
#9
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 10
came from nonabusive interrogation tactics.
#10
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 11
So I learned the quickest way to make him stop
#11
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 12
Sure, they drowned a lot of innocent people,
#12
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 13
then it's worth it.
#13
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 14
Would it be worth killing all those babies
#14
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 15
We'll be right back.
#15
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 16
from the kids that she loves the most --
#16
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 17
I was made to do the same thing when John Denver came.
#17
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 18
is obsessed with the British royal family.
#18
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 19
{\an8} Next up, Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills, Esq.
#19
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 20
when he's not at his day job, teaching magicians manners.
#20
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 21
That was spinach and feta in, like, a roll.
#21
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 22
We all agree -- No one wants Charles, do they?
#22
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 23
I've been watching him. I don't think he's gonna make a good king.
#23
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 24
The Royal Train?
#24
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 25
Is it true that the Queen drinks four cocktails a day?
#25
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 26
That means that she's a complete alcoholic.
#26
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 27
{\an1} Just because they're a product
#27
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 28
Because it is old-fashioned.
#28
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 29
Can you hold my medal? Because...
#29
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 30
Yeah. I really want to shove one of those in my mouth.
#30
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 31
they actually boost annual tourism revenue
#31
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 32
{\an1}and she's marrying the world's most eligible royal bachelor.
#32
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 33
That was the thing that you couldn't fault Diana on,
#33
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 34
-Now? -Yeah, now.
#34
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 35
having something that brings them a little joy.
#35
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 36
{\an1}Pip pip! We'll be right back.
#36
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 37
Woman: One state is standing by the concept of free-range parenting.
#37
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 38
Utah needed a law to stop people from calling Child Services
#38
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 39
They didn't even notice if I came home
#39
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 40
[ Laughter ]
#40
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 41
in strollers unattended while Mum and Dad run errands.
#41
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 42
They'll say, "No, you can't do it."
#42
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 43
I'd let my kid play there with his friends.
#43
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 44
and soon-to-be parents.
#44
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 45
But not so much that they totally ruin their lives.
#45
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 46
ages 11, 8, 5, 2 --
#46
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 47
Of course he stumbled!
#47
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 48
Uh, I'm gonna go with the PlayStation.
#48
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 49
like a [bleep] hobo.
#49
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 50
For example...
#50