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Season 2  "The Crisis at the US - Mexico Border"  2x12

Aired 5 years ago - Jun 26, 2018

Jim slams President Trump's immigration policies, talks with a former social worker who's seen their effects and explains why Russia is an inhospitable World Cup host.

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Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 1
You were actually saying you're taking them to bathe.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
[ Laughter ]
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
I was wrong to compare the Trump administration to Nazis.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
They know Mom and Dad.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
{\an8}And yo make his point, he held an event
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
Look -- here's a press conference
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
trying to have sex with a vacuum.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
{\an8}Man: So much of the exodus across the U.S. border
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
Their choices are possible family separation or death.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
Then, by all means, detain children.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
That's why Tiffany Trump is a Crip now.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
is Obama's policy was harsh, but Trump's is cruel.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
This has to be the dumbest group of racists
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
Answer me this.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
[ Cheers and applause ]
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
But it's something else entirely to be there in person
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
{\an8} It depends who you ask.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
{\an8} She doesn't know any African-Americans.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
{\an8} But two weeks ago, Davidson resigned,
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
{\an1}The official term is "tender age." That means under 12.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
Now you got to imagine you're hearing that in every other room,
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
on these what are called CPI holds --
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
{\an1}and you hold both of their arms, physically grabbing them.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
and sell televisions and stuff like that.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
even through the night for another shift.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
{\an1}Basically, these three Brazilian siblings came.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
{\an1}So I had to first calm him down and say, "Your mom is alive."
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
{\an1}So when they found out that they were gonna be separated,
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
He's -- "How? How can I be strong?
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
What do you say to people who say that these people
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
at children being torn away from their parents --
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
And I remember thinking, "Oh, those were the good old days."
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
"As a matter of policy, we do not comment
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
Moving on to something a little lighter -- the World Cup!
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
It's full of great travel tips like where to eat.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
[ Cheers and applause ]
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
In fact, their version of "Queer Eye"
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
So during halftime, make sure you enjoy the new
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
There's also its infectious spirit of racism.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
And Russian bananas are even more insulting
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
A racism inspector!
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
I saw black man walking down street,
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
Okay, yes, Russia is not a great place
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
{\an1}most notorious soccer hooligans.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
All right. You're not gonna tell me
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
and rolling around, at least kiss each other.
 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
Russia, you should embrace having gay people.

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Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
[ Laughter ]
#2 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
I was wrong to compare the Trump administration to Nazis.
#3 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
They know Mom and Dad.
#4 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
{\an8}And yo make his point, he held an event
#5 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
Look -- here's a press conference
#6 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
trying to have sex with a vacuum.
#7 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
{\an8}Man: So much of the exodus across the U.S. border
#8 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
Their choices are possible family separation or death.
#9 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
Then, by all means, detain children.
#10 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
That's why Tiffany Trump is a Crip now.
#11 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
is Obama's policy was harsh, but Trump's is cruel.
#12 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
This has to be the dumbest group of racists
#13 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
Answer me this.
#14 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15 #15 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
[ Cheers and applause ]
#16 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
But it's something else entirely to be there in person
#17 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
{\an8} It depends who you ask.
#18 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
{\an8} She doesn't know any African-Americans.
#19 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
{\an8} But two weeks ago, Davidson resigned,
#20 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
{\an1}The official term is "tender age." That means under 12.
#21 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
Now you got to imagine you're hearing that in every other room,
#22 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
on these what are called CPI holds --
#23 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
{\an1}and you hold both of their arms, physically grabbing them.
#24 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
and sell televisions and stuff like that.
#25 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
even through the night for another shift.
#26 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
{\an1}Basically, these three Brazilian siblings came.
#27 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
{\an1}So I had to first calm him down and say, "Your mom is alive."
#28 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
{\an1}So when they found out that they were gonna be separated,
#29 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
He's -- "How? How can I be strong?
#30 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
What do you say to people who say that these people
#31 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
at children being torn away from their parents --
#32 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
And I remember thinking, "Oh, those were the good old days."
#33 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
"As a matter of policy, we do not comment
#34 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
Moving on to something a little lighter -- the World Cup!
#35 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
It's full of great travel tips like where to eat.
#36 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
[ Cheers and applause ]
#37 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38 #38 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
In fact, their version of "Queer Eye"
#39 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
So during halftime, make sure you enjoy the new
#40 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
There's also its infectious spirit of racism.
#41 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
And Russian bananas are even more insulting
#42 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43 #43 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
A racism inspector!
#44 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
I saw black man walking down street,
#45 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
Okay, yes, Russia is not a great place
#46 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
{\an1}most notorious soccer hooligans.
#47 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
All right. You're not gonna tell me
#48 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
and rolling around, at least kiss each other.
#49 Recap of The Jim Jefferies Show Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
Russia, you should embrace having gay people.
#50