S1 E7
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Season 1  "Getting What You Always Wanted"  1x7

Aired 7 years ago - Jun 27, 2017

Nan's long-anticipated national campaign is hours away from launching in Times Square on the Jumbotron, when she discovers an algorithm has been flipped, and instead of blocking penis photos from the photo feed it will choose them. Meanwhile, Martin decides to reduce Nan's stress by taking out his sworn enemy, Pepper.

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All right, that's gross.
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And now I'm like, "Oh, my God. That's why Nan's so stressed."
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Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
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Oh, hey, Keira, listen.
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is going to be, like, deeply, personally offensive
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Jason, really, really cool! I-I'm super impressed!
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Okay, Sam, can you just walk me through this then?
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Sending.
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No, these are private. That's a private...
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from posting penis pics to Times Square?
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to protect me from that... that monster.
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Like, I need to show her that I'm ready.
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Hey, Kev.
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Big pharma's really been upping their game.
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Right.
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No. No, no.
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Yeah, you're the only one I can spare, okay?
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but clearly Nan saw what I did to those test cats
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there will be, like, parades in my honor
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Is she still crying or is she, like,
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Yeah, I... You know what?
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Martin: The thing is, I have an advantage.
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like, a little bit depressed.
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I am so, so sorry about Martin.
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I was really flustered after everything and I, uh...
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Whew.
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I buried 4,000 bones in the backyard
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But not today.
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I wasn't worried about what would happen next.
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Yep, all of them.
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Hello?
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They're just gonna mess it up.
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Okay.
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Hey, Gwen, can you put me through on speakerphone?
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I don't know what happened,
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I'm not even, like, a real dog.
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They were just on our server.
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It doesn't have to be perfect, does it?
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put them up on the display in Times Square.
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Martin: I think I got so caught up
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I just wanted to tell you Martin was okay.
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I know I have some things to figure out,
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and for trying to hold you to this impossible standard
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