Dear White People

After landing his first cover story in Pastiche, Troy makes an unsettling discovery. Money troubles prompt Gabe to join a campus labor movement.

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#2

Oh. Okay, okay. I'll see you tomorrow night.

#3

Now I sound like a ComicView clip that's aged poorly.

#4 #5

Well, as long as it doesn't have anything to do with fountains and genitals,

#6 #7

Ah, no, Pops.

#8 #9 #10 #11

I only grade what I assign.

#12

That's a beautiful dress you're wearing. It's...

#13 #14

Winchester's TAs are paid the lowest rates in the Ivy by 50%.

#15 #16

I'd have to hear it in the context of the song.

#17

I've been way too binary.

#18 #19

Oh, I have some in the bathroom, but it's for cuts and bruises.

#20

Troy's having a ki, or whatever you call the straight equivalent.

#21

about Troy's Pastiche situation.

#22

Tell him that his actions are unacceptable,

#23

use your access, fix the system from the inside.

#24 #25 #26

And that was the day I became an atheist.

#27

if readers don't trust me because they think I'm a sellout?

#28

I'm just saying you have a blind spot when it comes to my perspective.

#29

I see somebody's finally talking to Abigail.

#30

who doesn't fit into stereotypes.

#31 #32

Sam, I really don't want to get into other people's business.

#33 #34

No shade, but what the hell do you know about working class struggles?

#35

Look, the TA money alone just... it doesn't do the trick.

#36

So, you didn't start caring about this until, like, yesterday?

#37

For what?

#38

You really think I'd do that to you?

#39

- It would've killed us. - Before there was an us.

#40

Gabe...

#41

I'm going full Left Eye Lopes on that ass.

#42

- Or was there a jetway involved? - You're ridiculous.

#43

- You nobody! - We don't care about her.

#44

So no one's ordering or making coffee,

#45

I am feeling harassed and under-caffeinated.

#46

Oh, yeah. My therapist told me it's to create, like, a communal spirit.

#47

Soon, the unyielding manipulations of your best efforts

#48

That's how you address labor exploiters.

#49 #50