Dear White People

Still haunted by flashbacks to the house party, Reggie bounces from therapy to Bible study to drinking as he seeks an outlet for his pent-up emotions.

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Like, um, he calls his parents by their first names.

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Non curo de te...

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So you just quit the presidency in an email?

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Oh, I gotta run.

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I want you to be in the right head space so that you can succeed.

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School's taking appropriate actions.

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What can you do? Nothing but come to me.

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Sounds fucking awful.

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Penis!

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I wanted the opportunity to decline directly.

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"But I tell you not to resist an evil person,

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You know what? We should pray.

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to the path of your son, Jesus,

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Gabe, I really don't need or want to talk right now.

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Well, I'm, uh... I'm a great sticker.

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I've logged around a quarter-mile of ass.

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calling me Carlton.

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is to be in a rage almost all the time."

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How you boys feel about a little Maryland-Massachusetts, huh?

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You Pastiche cats, man, y'all talk down to us

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Like, how you tell a former Black Panther

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We just into different shit right now, man.

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You can always get nicer.

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First, I confided in you about my fear of dolphins,

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Ma'am, would you like a Hot Pocket?

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and witness the birth of one of our next great thinkers.

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we're gettin' strong "date night" vibes.

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- How about "My Neck, My Back"? - Boy, you ain't shit. Shut up.

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♪ See, I've been havin' this on my mind ♪

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♪ And tell him come on ♪ ♪ Help you get yo' shit ♪

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Thank you.

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Okay. Okay.

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Rah Rah Rah's.

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inside the ivory tower.

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You know, the incident and how you're really feeling?

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I really hoped that the therapy sessions would have helped.

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No, no, no, no! Listen to me!

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Guess you want to hear about the night.

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