Dear White People

As Coco gears up for an exclusive soirée, a fight with Sam stirs up memories of their friendship -- and the differences that drove them apart.

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[Troy] Kurt Fletcher and Pastiche are ready

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we can't forget about one Colandrea Conners.

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Oh, look, it's Coco and the marshmallows.

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were coming from the mouth of a real sister.

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[thunder rumbles]

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Colandrea, but friends call me Coco.

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Not sweeter than "zebra" or "half-breed," but sweet.

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you know, you fixed it, so...

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and DeRay McKesson is strictly dickly.

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that no matter how hard they try,

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[laughs] "Dear white people,"

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[laughs] Let you tell it.

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These things just take time.

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Dear half-white person,

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[pop music playing]

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[man] As it turns out...

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No matter their color, kids at Winchester

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[Karen] Sam, is it?

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We're always looking for motivated,

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Whatever baby-nectar voodoo shit

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Tanika dropped out last semester and won't leave.

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Oh, you think this is funny, bitch?

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[inhales deeply] Oh, yeah.

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The extraordinary women of the Xi Lambda Chapter

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You are the sorriest bunch of pledges, I swear.

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You're damn right you will.

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Sweets, the oppressed do not get their freedom

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Dear white people, let me tell you about yourselves

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and they assume that I'm poor or uneducated or ratchet.

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Dear white people, you're a selfish bitch, and I don't want to live with you anymore.

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[Tracey] Miss Chicago, queen of Hyde Park.

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Elizabeth, your underarms are not your strong suit,

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they're gonna tell us what actually happened to JFK.

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Yeah, the hot quotient dropped by 12 the second you guys disappeared.

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Well, do you know these girls?

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