Dear White People

Golden boy Troy schoozes his way around campus at his dad's behest, campaigning for student body president. But his smile hides nagging doubts.

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Mm-hmm, that is not what you were wearing last night.

#2

I hate any hypothetical that ends with me getting shot in the head.

#3 #4

[texts chiming]

#5

[Sam] I'm becoming a mainstay here.

#6

Fortunately, I've got a cure for that.

#7 #8

Her rhetoric makes this campus look like a powder keg

#9

You're Odysseus

#10

unleashing the adverse winds

#11 #12

Hey. Uh, I was thinking...

#13 #14

Hmm. Number one on my agenda:

#15

Winchester landed on us.

#16

we will have unprecedented access to the administration.

#17

You could put a political foot in Pastiche's ass

#18

beautiful.

#19

Most things.

#20 #21

[man over PA] Next group, Men's Crew versus Bechet.

#22

Whoo!

#23

is that we have the power to choose our leaders.

#24 #25

Fingers crossed that I can remain stateside.

#26

In politics, you can't tell people to go fuck themselves.

#27

But when I have an answer to your question,

#28

If you were a cat owner and only all cats were dying in America,

#29

You remember Thane. Best running back in the Ivies.

#30

This party's a fucking snooze-fest.

#31

I don't really cover sports.

#32

I just want to say you're doing a great job.

#33 #34

I hope you'll look out for my boy

#35

I think Diane and Richard are just drunk enough

#36

Probably should just head home and shut it down.

#37 #38

Let me guess, the only reason you didn't is because your dad found out?

#39

I'm kid-- look, Troy.

#40

And they're not wrong.

#41

You are tiptoeing towards "piece of shit," man.

#42

[Neika] I can't believe your father

#43

[breathes deeply]

#44

I remember those games.

#45

so who'd you vote for?

#46 #47

Look at me.

#48 #49

Troy.

#50