Dear White People

Buoyed by his front-page story on the party, shy reporter Lionel begins to come out of his shell and embrace his true identity.

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#2

Don't mind James. He's a Republican.

#3

Nothing pulls pussy around here like prose well penned.

#4 #5

[Troy and woman muttering]

#6 #7

spending money on fresh croissants

#8

Who can tell me what's wrong here?

#9

To be fair, "Pastiche, bad. Black kids, good."

#10

Oh. I'm sorry. Are you straight?

#11

Find your label.

#12

Right. Right.

#13

You don't seem to be that interested in going after Pastiche.

#14

I mean, has he said anything?

#15

- [bed creaking] - [woman moaning]

#16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25

Lionel. Nice to meet you.

#26 #27 #28

[Becca] Like Zoe Saldana or Al Jolson?

#29 #30

Becca and I really dig you.

#31 #32

How bad do you want to fuck me, Lionel?

#33 #34

Becca. This was your idea.

#35

Dude, where were you?

#36

Well, not me.

#37

and sent out an invite anyway.

#38 #39

Their password was "Pastiche."

#40

Just like our student ID numbers.

#41

Instead, 100 people showed up and showed their asses,

#42

what she's been trying to say.

#43

This could be a game changer for The Independent

#44 #45

- [woman screaming] - [Troy moaning]

#46

Come on in.

#47

Ah, two.

#48

Just...

#49

You're an original, man.

#50