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Carol is excited when Chuck asks her to wait for the cable guy at his townhouse, until Chuck gives an ominous warning that tests her curiosity. Meanwhile, Portia's phone gets hacked and Katie struggles not to read her private emails.

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Maybe you don't know what that feels like, but I do.

#2

Katie's right. We should respect Portia.

#3 #4

Oh, Katie, I'm at Chuck's house,

#5

on Wackyleaks... what's her name? You know, she looks like

#6

Oh, God, gossip, secrets, that's the stuff.

#7

because no deets, no matter how juicy, are worth

#8

[tense music]

#9

Because, Katie, we're better than that.

#10

A reason to look would be to make sure that Portia

#11

Ooh, Portia says a lot of mean stuff about Chuck.

#12

Whoa, wait, oh, my gosh, what's this?

#13

- And I'm not a homewrecker. - Don't overreact.

#14 #15

No!

#16 #17

Why, so I could air my secret shame finally and tell my story?

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and I was the heir apparent for the "Nightly News" desk.

#19

It was like I had achieved immortality.

#20

I got passed over for the "Nightly News" desk.

#21 #22

Both of us gigantic losers.

#23

your head kind of fell off. Please, don't be mad at me.

#24

Don't you say that.

#25

[upbeat music]

#26

Anyway, how's it going, lunch crew?

#27

you guys have heard, we are not sleeping together.

#28

You told me yourself you don't have genitals.

#29

- Okay, come on, let's just go. - But Katie, I do have genitals.

#30

♪♪

#31

a lot in common. [chuckles]

#32

I guess we had nothing to worry about, then.

#33

sleeping together, but we are viable candidates for it.

#34

and her boobs all flying around.

#35

Since when? Portia thinks Katie

#36

Nope, no, that wasn't... Nope, that's not good.

#37

- that certain people cannot see. - Hey, Chuck's on the roof.

#38

[gasps] Oh, oh.

#39

but you can hover near the ceiling.

#40

Hey, what did you do?

#41

were sleeping together, which is totally not true,

#42

- [all murmuring] - Okay, that makes sense.

#43

because I'm in love with you? I made it with wax from

#44

Maybe that's why I couldn't throw him away,

#45 #46

- being on Wikipedia, I hope. - [all groan]

#47

This guy, always with the dad stuff.

#48

Well, Chuck Norris,

#49

Like you're at your own funeral.

#50