Brockmire

Jim and Jules agree to keep their relationship professional, but when they team up to trick the owners into selling the teams to new owners who will let them make the changes they want, their antics remind them of the relationship they used to have.

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I mean, I'm nothing if not professional.

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but I just pounded coffee instead.

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[sighs] Okay.

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can be active on each team,

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where the fans are actually in control.

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We have a winner.

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They're never, ever gonna agree to anything substantial.

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[chuckles] I have an announcement.

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Now, why can't we just force people to play baseball?

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I have an offer for your team,

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Could be the Saudis, could be the Russians,

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They say he's on the spectrum.

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- Uh, Jules, you seem lost in thought.

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and said, "I want this handled in the most honorable way,

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all: Sell the team. Sell the team.

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in our group of owners, Chief Sango Whitehorse.

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No!

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of unchecked racism towards the native peoples.

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- Easy now, because we haven't even gotten

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Sir Lil Diazepam.

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[clamoring, scattered applause]

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I mean, not so much fun

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- They're pretty upset.

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only on the condition that they agree to back all our changes.

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Bill Magorium wants to buy the Yankees.

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I promise to make it up to you in other ways.

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We happen to be at the office,

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and that's fine, but you know, you're building something here.

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- Oh, very nice, Liz. Very subtle.

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Classic Jim to go in and take all the credit.

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- She tricked us! I want her burned!

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- Yes! - Easy, easy.

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because only a mind as depraved and annoying and weird as his

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Or something like that.

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Whoo!

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You paid to murder the last dolphin!

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or I burn your beds down while you're still sleeping in them.

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The guy was drenched.

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- [clears throat]

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- Hey, you going uptown? I'll, uh, I'll give you a ride.

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The whole time we were dating,

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- Well, I guess that back then,

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that you'd ever be capable of being this kind of man.

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♪

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