Brockmire

As Brockmire deals with his newfound sobriety, he is introduced as the new announcer for the Oakland Athletics with his co-announcer and former softball star Gabby Taylor.

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I'm looking for a sponsor while I'm here for spring training.

#2

What did you do about it?

#3

Gene Kelly is swinging an umbrella

#4

I'm about to head on to the DL for a little while.

#5

will be these two superstars.

#6

Yeah, my... at this point in my last press conference,

#7

I have been truly humbled both personally and professionally

#8

Nope, helter-skelter, forgot the bowls. Hey!

#9

No problem, yeah, you could probably use the downtime.

#10 #11

No, the derivation of Matt the Bat comes from, uh...

#12

It's like a wind sock that's been packed with wet sand.

#13

Okay, really. I am no longer that reckless say-anything Jim.

#14 #15

Here you go. This thing's getting mighty stinky.

#16

So I spent the last 15 years living in Montreal

#17

She's got a very dark sense of humor.

#18

five, six, count me, that's seven, eight.

#19

Thank you for inviting me to the broadcaster's dinner.

#20

Ah, hmm, looks like we're gonna need

#21

are now considered to be mean and sexist,

#22

who would stumble around for the crowd to laugh at.

#23

- than I used to be. - You stay.

#24 #25

to kill defenseless animals, all right?

#26

It's an elderly animal. No one's gonna adopt it.

#27

Darwin.

#28

- What's in the folder? - Research.

#29

on opening day as a sign of unity.

#30

He's not part of the team. We're the talent.

#31

It's all small stuff.

#32

Really? Now, see, I assumed you

#33 #34

and then it just kind of branches out from there.

#35

All right, Jim, you don't wear headphones, fine.

#36 #37

in this lovely new stadium.

#38

on the misleadingly named Make Grandchildren Visit Act.

#39

of just epic proportions.

#40

Boy, that seemed needlessly aggressive.

#41

What the fuck was that?

#42

and as a black woman in the same game

#43

Heard you had dead air on your first broadcast.

#44

Ow.

#45 #46

You are just a miserable piece of shit!

#47

Para... A party, maybe.

#48

I thought this was supposed to be anonymous.

#49

till you can prove you're making different choices.

#50