Brockmire

When the Frackers win the day after Jim gets together with Jules, the team's owner, they decide to continue their relationship with the hope that the team will continue to win.

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Heroin.

#2

The team, me, even you.

#3

I'm sorry, it's just... You actually believe that?

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The team has to finish above .500.

#7

Shit, I lost my virginity in the visitors' bullpen in '88.

#8

Ugh! This shit is disgusting.

#9

I may not be the best in any room,

#10

starting right off in the missionary.

#11

Bott...

#12

Hey, am I wrong? Is the winning point at bat?

#13

No. No, you didn't stop talking about it.

#14

for the past three hours.

#15

It was strictly a friction issue.

#16

- Go, go, go! - It's a Little League home run!

#17

Uh...

#18

Huge mistake.

#19

Well, getting emasculated in front of America

#20

we're gonna have to repeat everything we did last night.

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"Free Cold Medicine Day" here at the ballpark.

#23 #24

with the button-fly jeans.

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Brockmire showing the crowd why naked men should never run.

#28

♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪

#29

- Get out. Get out. - I don't know whose blood this is.

#30

♪ Oh ♪

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Something about your essence is just rubbing me the wrong way,

#34

The man works for a gas company, for crying out loud.

#35

When two people spend this much time together,

#36

Did you, uh, have sex with him?

#37

And around here, that makes him the catch of the frickin' century.

#38

No, we're not. You know why?

#39

Because I thought my only other option

#40

I don't really feel like it anymore.

#41

than have sex with you again.

#42 #43

Hey, Brockmire!

#44

No. Why do you ask that?

#45

I'm Catholic.

#46

Oh, hey. You... You don't have to tell me.

#47

You remind me of my favorite stepdad.

#48

I am no cigua, okay?

#49

Let's make things interesting.

#50