Brockmire

Ten years after Major League Baseball announcer Jim Brockmire's career goes down in flames with an on-air meltdown, he's trying to start over calling the games of a small-town minor league team called the Morristown Frackers.

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delicious, nutritious, and fun.

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but Old Man Winter is still reaching his hand

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Brockmire's gonna reach for the doobie early.

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I see we have some feral dogs.

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Oh, shit!

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Welcome to the minor leagues, Jim Brockmire.

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Right here.

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back to the states since the, um...

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I have the most Twitter followers in town.

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to the stadium that people pay admission to hear.

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Um, you lied to me.

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Can you... Let's just show him.

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Excuse me. Please, bear with me.

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I apologize for that, too. Why can I still smell her?

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Are you kidding me? There's a lady...

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- So it's... it's forever. - It's permanent.

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while a sunburned German watched us on the toilet.

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Was he on the toilet or was he, like, on the toilet?

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Hey! Everybody decent?

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I convinced Major League players, coaches,

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I know a place where you can drink for free.

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"Pops" himself, Willie Stargell. I'm 8 years old.

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Guy's a Hall of Famer, but in that moment,

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I hung out with Pops once or twice.

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Don't go back to Manila.

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Of course I am.

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"She was a 7, but I still set her pussy on fire,

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"Lucy'd" is slang

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Are you bitching out on me? Is that what you're doing?

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except for the worst moments of my life?

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You know, I don't feel anything.

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How's that even possible?

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but in the afternoon light of the Polo Grounds,

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Down he went! He got hit right in the temple!

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Think about it... Ray Chapman spent his last moments on Earth

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Gelatin is made from the bones of slaughtered cows and pigs,

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Stevens just misses with a breaking ball outside.

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So, if you want to stare into the gaping yawn of oblivion,

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So, boo-hoo, your wife Lucy'd your neighbor.

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Might even draw a little smiley face on the bag,

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