Imaginary Mary

Ben asks Alice to help him with her first mom-like task: picking up Bunny from dance class, causing Mary to discovers the simplest parental tasks are fraught with difficulty. Later: Ben is disappointed to learn Alice can't help with the kids anymore, but things change when Andy enlists Alice's help to overcome his fear of taking a driving test.

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- Pants. - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

#2 #3

Oh, God, you're cute.

#4

Just like that,

#5

- I've got a big... - I had the worst day.

#6

Y-You need to be more like my boyfriend...

#7 #8

Does she have kids?

#9

You can tell Alice... no, tell A-dogg... I'm in.

#10

and will come on too strong,

#11

Table-side guac coming your way, señor.

#12

- It's just an appetizer. Are you okay? - He's onto you.

#13

No hug. No kiss. This is not how I raised you.

#14 #15 #16

And before you know it, you're gonna be at a wedding,

#17

It's, like, I don't know how to mom.

#18

on these "children people."

#19

Lucky for you, I got a plan.

#20

You're meeting my kids.

#21

All that matters is I love you,

#22 #23

We could fly to Disney World.

#24

We will swing by your place around 6:00,

#25 #26

Sorry. That's all I got.

#27

How much you lay down? Like, two, three hundo?

#28

Do you think being a spaced-out burner

#29

Where is your dad?

#30

It's getting late. We should probably order dinner,

#31

I am a girl. Like, I should probably just,

#32

Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there.

#33

I panicked and used it as a rag,

#34

- No. - She paused.

#35

that are so clever and smart?

#36

I'm just so tired of everyone looking at me like a nobody.

#37

So, start over as a person? That's your advice?

#38 #39

'Cause you're taking the power away from them.

#40

Not in that jacket you ain't.

#41

I broke your child. I broke him good.

#42

I can't do this.

#43 #44 #45 #46

- ♪ Get a little rude, too, bring it in hot ♪ - Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

#47

I'm gonna need a taco, and a piece of chocholate, and an enchiloopa...

#48

We're living so hard right now!

#49

Why you got to make this weird now?

#50