Detroiters

The guys court legendary newscaster Mort Crim to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of their clients, Ned ramps up security in the building.

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and neither of us is a bigot.

#2

All right, let's shoot this puppy.

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Let's keep rolling and see what he does.

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From collar tips to wing tips, Jefferson Porger has it,

#6

Jefferson Porger suits.

#7

She was like, "Bullshit."

#8

I am fine.

#9

Yeah, Ned, I wrote that commercial.

#10

Sam, what's it like to be on TV?

#11

Yeah, the stuff that actually pays the bills around here.

#12

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

#13

Okay, so boom, a club for teens.

#14

You know what? Let me just feel it through.

#15

You know, it's hard to, like, remember that when we're typing

#16 #17 #18

We needed a decision yesterday...

#19 #20 #21

A little bit of vodka maybe to lose some of that...

#22

They all told the same joke, every one of them.

#23

'cause I put a little gift in your office for you.

#24 #25

Hey, you kids can't party in here.

#26

I just wish these guys could do it.

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- Yeah, sure. - No, the guy has to be white.

#29

lines and, like, a character and stuff, but...

#30

So I'm going to be in a commercial.

#31

Tim, just be careful.

#32

- Chrissy. - Shake me again and see what happens.

#33

Yeah, um, did you give yourself a bigger part

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- Yeah. - Yeah.

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I know you're not racist against gays.

#36

you left these at my place last night.

#37

No, she drives me nuts.

#38

be trying to come into this club to dance,

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And... cut.

#41

Yeah, okay, great job on that last one, guys.

#42

maybe it would be fun if you said

#43

Yeah, maybe... I just think so that we had it at least

#44 #45

All right.

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And now it's a commercial where a bunch of cool teens

#48

Honey. Me?

#49

would you dance with me?

#50