S1 E5
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Season 1  "Man Eat Man"  1x5

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 03, 2017

Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.

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Recap of Santa Clarita Diet Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
I'll say. So, what does this one mean?
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What are you doing here?
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God, that rhythm really gets in your head.
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- You seem a little manic, honey. - Well, I feel really manic.
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This is the only picture I could find of him.
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- Are you okay? - It was pretty weird.
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Check this out.
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from knowing that she's a vicious killing machine.
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- I think he's just taking the day off. - Interesting.
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- Whoa. - Yeah.
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- Can you just do it? - Yeah, I don't give a shit.
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Ooh!
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Will you be my friend?
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- But this is a lie. - It's not a lie, it's a trick.
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I mean, I once saw you running after an ice cream truck.
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"While I'm gone, I'm gonna need you to kill someone for me."
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We're fucked!
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were having an affair, and I found out and killed him.
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Dan keeps arresting him and he keeps getting off.
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Honey, would you mind running out and grabbing that sign for us?
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I had a thought. Maybe we can make this work for us.
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Oh, my goodness. However will it resolve?
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when I go to... shop for dinner, so I'll go by myself.
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- you smell like coconuts. - I just think that if you love someone,
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But you just lied to protect me so I wouldn't get hurt,
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Luckily, it fit the character so it looked like a strong acting choice.
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So how are we gonna get the body from his apartment back to our freezer?
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Then we won't carry it.
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Wait here, I'll be right back.
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by Southern California's largest condominium developer?
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Yeah. I want that.
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- No. I got a snake in my room. - That's neat.
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There goes your security deposit.
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But if I did bite him, will he become like me?
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I was gonna say I feel like you're Batman and Robin,
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Mostly.

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What are you doing here?
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God, that rhythm really gets in your head.
#3
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- You seem a little manic, honey. - Well, I feel really manic.
#4
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This is the only picture I could find of him.
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- Are you okay? - It was pretty weird.
#9
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Check this out.
#10
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from knowing that she's a vicious killing machine.
#11
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- I think he's just taking the day off. - Interesting.
#12
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- Whoa. - Yeah.
#14
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- Can you just do it? - Yeah, I don't give a shit.
#16
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Ooh!
#17
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Will you be my friend?
#18
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- But this is a lie. - It's not a lie, it's a trick.
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I mean, I once saw you running after an ice cream truck.
#22
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"While I'm gone, I'm gonna need you to kill someone for me."
#23
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We're fucked!
#24
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were having an affair, and I found out and killed him.
#25
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Dan keeps arresting him and he keeps getting off.
#26
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Honey, would you mind running out and grabbing that sign for us?
#27
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I had a thought. Maybe we can make this work for us.
#28
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Oh, my goodness. However will it resolve?
#29
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when I go to... shop for dinner, so I'll go by myself.
#31
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- you smell like coconuts. - I just think that if you love someone,
#33
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But you just lied to protect me so I wouldn't get hurt,
#34
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Luckily, it fit the character so it looked like a strong acting choice.
#35
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So how are we gonna get the body from his apartment back to our freezer?
#36
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Then we won't carry it.
#37
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Wait here, I'll be right back.
#39
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by Southern California's largest condominium developer?
#40
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Yeah. I want that.
#41
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- No. I got a snake in my room. - That's neat.
#42
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There goes your security deposit.
#44
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But if I did bite him, will he become like me?
#48
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I was gonna say I feel like you're Batman and Robin,
#49
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Mostly.
#50