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A Series of Unfortunate Events

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Season 2  "The Ersatz Elevator: Part One"  2x3

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Violet, Klaus and Sunny get new guardians in a fashionable building, where stairs are in -- and the elevator's out. Jacques Snicket trains a recruit.

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Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
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Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
A kind and unusual offer, but it's not out of order. Just out.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
then you are in the dark even though you are not actually in the dark.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
You must be the Baudelaires. Welcome. The door's always unlocked.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
- You don't happen to own a spyglass? - No.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
When all my friends hear that I have three real live orphans,
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
When something's out, it's out. And orphans used to be out.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
- Dark is out, light is in. - Oh.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Just like another set of wealthy orphans that happen to be in my clutches.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
Beautiful, no?
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
like castaways on desert island or vegetarian restaurant, please.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
Plus, if we give money to poor people,
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
I could get away with murder... again.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
This looks large enough for, how do you say, suffocating rich person.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
Think of the publicity. We could get our picture in the paper.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
whose affairs you are supposed to be vice president of.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Jacquelyn, I'm having some tsuris with my three-hole punch!
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
who lost their home and parents in a fire only to be kidnapped from Prufrock.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
- Limousine, good afternoon. - My name's actually Abraham.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Let's go someplace spiffy and schmancy. Someplace in.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
- Thank you, Limousine. - My name's actually...
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
May I start you off with still or sparkling salmon-flavored water?
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio see this.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
Would you like a hot tip on the next restaurant to be in?
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
- I have a question about the rope. - It attaches to your waist.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
gets progressively colder, and often ends in suffering and tragedy.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
- Something more suspicious than an accent. - Baudelaires, I'm surprised at you.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
What did you say?
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
- I promise. - Oh, thank God.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
Excuse me.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
more or less favorable reviews in one small magazine.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
If you insist.
 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50

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Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2 #2 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
A kind and unusual offer, but it's not out of order. Just out.
#3 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
then you are in the dark even though you are not actually in the dark.
#4 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
You must be the Baudelaires. Welcome. The door's always unlocked.
#5 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
- You don't happen to own a spyglass? - No.
#6 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
When all my friends hear that I have three real live orphans,
#7 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
When something's out, it's out. And orphans used to be out.
#8 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
- Dark is out, light is in. - Oh.
#9 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Just like another set of wealthy orphans that happen to be in my clutches.
#10 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11 #11 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
Beautiful, no?
#12 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
like castaways on desert island or vegetarian restaurant, please.
#13 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
Plus, if we give money to poor people,
#14 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15 #15 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16 #16 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17 #17 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
I could get away with murder... again.
#18 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19 #19 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20 #20 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
This looks large enough for, how do you say, suffocating rich person.
#21 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
Think of the publicity. We could get our picture in the paper.
#22 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
whose affairs you are supposed to be vice president of.
#23 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24 #24 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Jacquelyn, I'm having some tsuris with my three-hole punch!
#25 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
who lost their home and parents in a fire only to be kidnapped from Prufrock.
#26 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27 #27 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
- Limousine, good afternoon. - My name's actually Abraham.
#28 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Let's go someplace spiffy and schmancy. Someplace in.
#29 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
- Thank you, Limousine. - My name's actually...
#30 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31 #31 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32 #32 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
May I start you off with still or sparkling salmon-flavored water?
#33 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34 #34 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio see this.
#35 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
Would you like a hot tip on the next restaurant to be in?
#36 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
- I have a question about the rope. - It attaches to your waist.
#37 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38 #38 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
gets progressively colder, and often ends in suffering and tragedy.
#39 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
- Something more suspicious than an accent. - Baudelaires, I'm surprised at you.
#40 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
What did you say?
#41 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42 #42 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
- I promise. - Oh, thank God.
#43 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44 #44 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
Excuse me.
#45 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
more or less favorable reviews in one small magazine.
#46 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
If you insist.
#47 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48 #48 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49 #49 Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50 #50