A Series of Unfortunate Events

While the Quagmires keep up the search, the Baudelaires struggle to balance their studies with a punishing workout schedule, courtesy of Count Olaf.

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Throw them off the stage, and I'll start my dance over with extra twirls.

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I'm against religious persecution, but I can't speak for the orphans.

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that is sure to blast your school spirit right out your blowhole?

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As anyone who has been to junior college knows,

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The three of you will report to the athletics field at sundown

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We need to survive long enough to find it.

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What?

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Our parents have abandoned us for careers as burnt-up skeletons.

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Genius ideas are simple, like the wheel or neurosurgery.

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Interesting can mean a few different things.

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I brought you a quintuple macchiato so you can make them run all night.

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Everybody grab a piece of paper and write down everything they remember

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since I stayed up all night with my first Tesla coil.

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Luckily, your new gym teacher has a solution. Jim.

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for Special Orphan Running Exercises in a matter of hours.

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I'm impressed you know how to pick a lock.

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as the Baudelaires and Quagmires gathered together at Prufrock,

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- What do we do? - Keep running.

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There's still a bit on the other side.

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I'm Arthur Poe from Mulctuary Money Management.

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and by a gym teacher who I met wandering around outside.

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Good morning! Today is the first day of the life of your rest.

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Remember, you will die!

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Hey, Gomorrah! Sass!

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In a world governed by corruption and arrogance,

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No. You're not adorable enough to pass. You flunked!

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gym teacher evaluations are worth a full 51% of their grade.

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You're a full-grown adult. Sunny's a baby.

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And do you know what I told them?

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and then perhaps I'll be invited to join a legitimate orchestra.

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VFD!

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