A Series of Unfortunate Events

Still posing as conjoined carnival freaks, the Baudelaires brace themselves for a beastly fate. Will good fortune intervene ... for once?

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How did you?

#2

If one of your parents really is alive, this is where they'd be.

#3

That sounds like a fan belt problem.

#4

They were dedicated to putting out fires, literal and figurative.

#5

I am pleased to announce

#6

That's not that impressive. Maybe if it was doves.

#7

Lions are carnivorous, which means they eat meat.

#8

while another person might have to pretend to be gleeful,

#9

Chabo grated ginger with her teeth.

#10

We'll be good. I won't bend into a single strange position.

#11

Oh, Esmé, do you really mean it?

#12

I am offering you the chance to quit your jobs at the House of Freaks,

#13

Think of it as a dramatic exercise

#14

I just don't feel comfortable throwing Lulu to the lions.

#15

The curious thing about being told to sleep on it,

#16 #17

Maybe that's why Count Olaf's troupe works for him.

#18

It's after midnight. That makes it tomorrow.

#19

What happened?

#20 #21

Riding a roller coaster is the sort of activity normal children do.

#22

This is not one of them.

#23 #24 #25

this may be the most exciting day of your entire lives.

#26

And standing beside said pit are five delicious freaks!

#27

I am not a freak. I'm a member of the audience.

#28

unfold it, and read the name of the freak out loud.

#29

I am pulling out one piece of paper,

#30

I'm sure whoever is eaten by lions deserves it.

#31 #32

Instead of watching a freak jump into the lion pit,

#33 #34 #35

Ahh!

#36

You're no fortune-teller. You're that school librarian!

#37

In other words, she was like many librarians I've known.

#38 #39 #40

when I failed to push a woman in a dragonfly costume off a cliff.

#41

and I boss you to carry that crate to my car.

#42 #43

He already has Sunny, and he burned our ride out of here.

#44

Get the food.

#45

Then everything caught fire. I'm glad that ticket was comped.

#46

And the surviving Baudelaires are about to be very, very dead.

#47

such as the fate of my late brother's taxi and location of a certain sugar bowl.

#48

- We're here. - Look out the window.

#49

Because I'm actually cutting the rope that you tied...

#50