A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Baudelaires begin life at boarding school and meet a pair of mysterious siblings whose tragic lives sound eerily similar to their own.

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#2

I don't have to wear a uniform 'cause I'm too adorable. Come on.

#3

But if you insist on watching,

#4

You take this to the Baudelaires.

#5

- Prufrock! Prufrock! - There's somebody in the road.

#6

What will happen to those members of the pep squad you threw off the bus?

#7

Oh! Hello. You must be the new students I've heard so much about.

#8

Here's Vice Principal Nero's office,

#9 #10

- Yay! - Mmm, bravo.

#11

One eyebrow, tattoo on ankle.

#12

Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that, although you won't get to see it much.

#13

Speaking of rules, if either of you are late to your classes,

#14 #15

It was just... It was a long time...

#16 #17

The same thing that got me through eighth grade.

#18

But it doesn't cost more money to leave the library door unlocked.

#19

There's a certain gleam in the eye indicating a sharp, erudite acumen.

#20

The cafeteria's the other way.

#21

and are constantly causing problems.

#22

Their shack had misinformation.

#23 #24

I understand we have a brand new orphan today.

#25

I was baffled by your restraining order of October the 13th.

#26

a student who will help us infiltrate, if infiltrate is what I mean.

#27 #28

- You can wait in line like everyone else. - Where is it? Where is it?

#29

As if eating cafeteria food isn't punishing enough.

#30

I'm Violet Baudelaire, and this is Klaus and Sunny.

#31

Nobody likes tap dancing.

#32 #33 #34

Quagmires and the Baudelaires.

#35

Let's see. Incomplete History of Secret Organizations, The.

#36

to answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.

#37

It is closed, and it's empty. You must be having a bad dream.

#38

All decent people do.

#39

- I'm telling Nero. - You don't have to do that.

#40

You will never be rid of me.

#41

the number of sapphires in your secret vaults.

#42

I prefer the term interdisciplinary gender studies.

#43 #44

The pronoun for first person plural. I'm not working alone.

#45

A plan! I have a plan! You are not much of a spy, Barry.

#46 #47

Every so often, their phone rings and they dive under their desks,

#48

I don't know which I like more, the word "pep" or "rally."

#49

Which means, "Remember, you will die."

#50