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Season 2

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Still posing as conjoined carnival freaks, the Baudelaires brace themselves for a beastly fate. Will good fortune intervene ... for once?

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The previous Madame Lulu took my taxi to the hospital
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How did you?
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If one of your parents really is alive, this is where they'd be.
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That sounds like a fan belt problem.
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They were dedicated to putting out fires, literal and figurative.
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I am pleased to announce
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That's not that impressive. Maybe if it was doves.
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Lions are carnivorous, which means they eat meat.
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while another person might have to pretend to be gleeful,
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Chabo grated ginger with her teeth.
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We'll be good. I won't bend into a single strange position.
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Oh, Esmé, do you really mean it?
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I am offering you the chance to quit your jobs at the House of Freaks,
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Think of it as a dramatic exercise
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I just don't feel comfortable throwing Lulu to the lions.
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The curious thing about being told to sleep on it,
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Maybe that's why Count Olaf's troupe works for him.
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It's after midnight. That makes it tomorrow.
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What happened?
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Riding a roller coaster is the sort of activity normal children do.
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This is not one of them.
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this may be the most exciting day of your entire lives.
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And standing beside said pit are five delicious freaks!
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I am not a freak. I'm a member of the audience.
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unfold it, and read the name of the freak out loud.
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I am pulling out one piece of paper,
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I'm sure whoever is eaten by lions deserves it.
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Instead of watching a freak jump into the lion pit,
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Ahh!
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You're no fortune-teller. You're that school librarian!
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In other words, she was like many librarians I've known.
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when I failed to push a woman in a dragonfly costume off a cliff.
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and I boss you to carry that crate to my car.
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He already has Sunny, and he burned our ride out of here.
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Get the food.
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Then everything caught fire. I'm glad that ticket was comped.
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And the surviving Baudelaires are about to be very, very dead.
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such as the fate of my late brother's taxi and location of a certain sugar bowl.
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- We're here. - Look out the window.
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Because I'm actually cutting the rope that you tied...
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Come one, come all to the creepiest circus the world has ever seen, a place where puzzling mysteries -- and a familiar face -- await.

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and let's... let's use commas and semicolons with reckless abandon.
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as if driven by the cruel whims of some unpredictable madman?
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Let's hope that Madame Lulu can turn things around,
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And Olaf didn't cut off your head.
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Where the Baudelaires are hiding. Is one of their parents still alive?
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The concept of first seems to problematically be centered
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I know you were brought here by a series of unfortunate events.
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His words, they haunt you from beyond the grave,
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Well, that's easy. Lend me your ear, Madame Lulu.
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And clothing that's too big for us.
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Crystal ball needs rest before giving you big magic spirit answer in morning.
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You certainly are hideous with those two heads.
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I'm Beverly. This is my other head, Elliot.
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Audiences love sloppy eating. Trust me, I know.
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with the rest of the freaks.
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We got a new Madame Lulu.
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Your heads and hands might be freaky,
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It's a dilemma. At tomorrow's show,
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I feel bad that we have to lie to them.
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What do you know about the survivor of the fire?
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That's not the point. You saw what that fortune-teller can do.
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Like baby goat, we begin in darkness.
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and Madame Lulu has your answer.
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where they come from, or how often they should appear.
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filled with smoke and fire, and he saw a ghost from the past.
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I'm selling this precooked hot dog I found on the ground.
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- Delicious. How's the crowd? - Uh, well, it's, um...
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- Wow. That's actually... - Look at her.
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That is freakish. Right?
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These brand-new freaks will turn these ears of corn into a hideous mess,
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But I make the best of it.
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If you want a mule to move, you can reward it with a carrot
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- It's a surprise. - Mmm.
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- It's like a secret library. - Those disguises look like Olaf's.
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Let's get a smile from the newlyweds. Both sets of you. Ready?
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That pathetic makeup. That ludicrous wig.
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because it is impossible to know the future.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

A bearded Klaus and Sunny comb the hospital's crumbling halls for Violet, who's being held prisoner under Count Olaf's questionable "care."

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Life on the lam leads the Baudelaires to a horrifying hospital with an enormous library that could hold the answers to all of their questions.

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

The orphans find themselves under suspicion in the wake of a devastating murder. But time behind bars leads to an important realization.

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Yes, see? Even the name gives the shivers.
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These Baudelaires can't be the murderers. They're children.
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That's what the Baudelaires used to find a weak space in the wall,
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- That's very shocking. - He's wrong.
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A killer baby with deadly teeth. Dig those choppers, man.
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We can't simply burn people at the stake whenever we want.
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Do you smell smoke?
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They're going to burn us for a murder Olaf committed.
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Darling.
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He had an extraordinarily ungroomed eyebrow.
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You're wearing sunglasses.
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and a cup of water served with what my Aunt Evelyn liked to call
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There's nobody to save you. There's nobody to comfort you.
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- That would take deus ex machina. - What's that?
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You've been dear friends, and I've enjoyed our time together,
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Yes, I think I can dig that.
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Baudelaires, you're annoying the chief of police.
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The interview is over. We have a funeral pyre to build.
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So she hid her location in her poems.
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Ah, cocktail hour.
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I already have that.
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Goodbye, dry saloon and dry fountain and dry county.
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But that's not viable in the long term. They'll hit growth spurts eventually.
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What if she meant the beak of the Fowl Fountain?
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Let them burn. Orphans are out.
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I didn't want them to resort to a battering ram.
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- Pitchfork! Pitchfork! - Who wants a pitchfork?
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"Angry Mob Leads to Record Pitchfork Sales!"
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Where did those two additional children come from?
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This is village business.
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Darling, it's time to try out your new toy.
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- There's no water. - They don't know that.
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They're almost to the top.
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The murderers...
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It's just a stupid bird.
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I had everything.
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Eat my dust!
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They felt sad, because they might never see their friends again.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Mr. Poe brings the Baudelaires to V.F.D., a bird-loving village with an Old West vibe. Jacques and Olivia continue their search for the Quagmires.

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Isn't it marvelous?
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There's a shortcut up here someplace. Let's see Snicket try to follow us now.
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- That only applies to larks. - I hope we're in the right place.
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Hello? Anybody here?
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They've been placed under the care of the village.
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Ugh, they'll be fine. They're probably hoarse from all that screaming.
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Step onto the platform so your Elders can get a good look at you.
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We are all your guardians now.
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- Silence! - Now, there's no need to fuss.
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Now, the next item of business, a report from the chief of police.
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Enjoy my fabulous officious outfit as I serve up piles and piles of justice.
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- Where are they? - There's two of them, right?
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Are you saying this to make my day more scary?
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They'd believe you if you told them.
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The Council told me to burn the rest, but I hid them
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No more rules, no more VFD. We could live up in the air forever.
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You've tried that on me for years. It hardly ever works.
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I'm a librarian. I read all sorts of things.
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It's been a long time since anyone made us breakfast.
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Quagmires.
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based on their regular migration patterns.
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a man with hooks for hands, and a person of indeterminate gender near the scene.
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It's been closed for years because of rule number 18,
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Where are they? Why haven't we seen Olaf?
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to come here and see it with my own two ears.
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I prefer to go by Donatella Violetta Cappuccino Milano.
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in which a visiting banker is allowed to speak
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this man has the single eyebrow and the ankle tattoo,
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- How do you know us? - How did he capture you?
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I recommend steel-cut oatmeal.
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The Council of Elders will burn Jacques Snicket.
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Olaf, let's do some good work together. What do you say?
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You think your boyfriend's going to rescue you?
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Let's stay up here for a spell. I feel like dancing.
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Get to that sugar bowl before they do.
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We'll see about that.
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I know what happened that night at the opera, and I'm sorry.
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Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

The Baudelaires find their friends -- and then lose them -- at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Count Olaf conducts an auction in disguise.

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Violet, Klaus and Sunny get new guardians in a fashionable building, where stairs are in -- and the elevator's out. Jacques Snicket trains a recruit.

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A kind and unusual offer, but it's not out of order. Just out.
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then you are in the dark even though you are not actually in the dark.
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You must be the Baudelaires. Welcome. The door's always unlocked.
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- You don't happen to own a spyglass? - No.
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When all my friends hear that I have three real live orphans,
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When something's out, it's out. And orphans used to be out.
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- Dark is out, light is in. - Oh.
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Just like another set of wealthy orphans that happen to be in my clutches.
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Beautiful, no?
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like castaways on desert island or vegetarian restaurant, please.
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Plus, if we give money to poor people,
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I could get away with murder... again.
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This looks large enough for, how do you say, suffocating rich person.
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Think of the publicity. We could get our picture in the paper.
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whose affairs you are supposed to be vice president of.
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Jacquelyn, I'm having some tsuris with my three-hole punch!
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who lost their home and parents in a fire only to be kidnapped from Prufrock.
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- Limousine, good afternoon. - My name's actually Abraham.
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Let's go someplace spiffy and schmancy. Someplace in.
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- Thank you, Limousine. - My name's actually...
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May I start you off with still or sparkling salmon-flavored water?
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Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio see this.
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Would you like a hot tip on the next restaurant to be in?
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- I have a question about the rope. - It attaches to your waist.
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gets progressively colder, and often ends in suffering and tragedy.
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- Something more suspicious than an accent. - Baudelaires, I'm surprised at you.
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What did you say?
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- I promise. - Oh, thank God.
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Excuse me.
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more or less favorable reviews in one small magazine.
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If you insist.
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Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

While the Quagmires keep up the search, the Baudelaires struggle to balance their studies with a punishing workout schedule, courtesy of Count Olaf.

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- But the woman you were talking about... - Settling down started World War I.
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Throw them off the stage, and I'll start my dance over with extra twirls.
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I'm against religious persecution, but I can't speak for the orphans.
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that is sure to blast your school spirit right out your blowhole?
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As anyone who has been to junior college knows,
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The three of you will report to the athletics field at sundown
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We need to survive long enough to find it.
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What?
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Our parents have abandoned us for careers as burnt-up skeletons.
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Genius ideas are simple, like the wheel or neurosurgery.
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Interesting can mean a few different things.
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I brought you a quintuple macchiato so you can make them run all night.
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Everybody grab a piece of paper and write down everything they remember
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since I stayed up all night with my first Tesla coil.
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Luckily, your new gym teacher has a solution. Jim.
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for Special Orphan Running Exercises in a matter of hours.
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I'm impressed you know how to pick a lock.
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as the Baudelaires and Quagmires gathered together at Prufrock,
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- What do we do? - Keep running.
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There's still a bit on the other side.
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I'm Arthur Poe from Mulctuary Money Management.
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and by a gym teacher who I met wandering around outside.
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Good morning! Today is the first day of the life of your rest.
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Remember, you will die!
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Hey, Gomorrah! Sass!
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In a world governed by corruption and arrogance,
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No. You're not adorable enough to pass. You flunked!
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gym teacher evaluations are worth a full 51% of their grade.
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You're a full-grown adult. Sunny's a baby.
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And do you know what I told them?
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and then perhaps I'll be invited to join a legitimate orchestra.
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VFD!
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

The Baudelaires begin life at boarding school and meet a pair of mysterious siblings whose tragic lives sound eerily similar to their own.

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The orphans are obsessed with the idea
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I don't have to wear a uniform 'cause I'm too adorable. Come on.
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But if you insist on watching,
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You take this to the Baudelaires.
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- Prufrock! Prufrock! - There's somebody in the road.
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What will happen to those members of the pep squad you threw off the bus?
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Oh! Hello. You must be the new students I've heard so much about.
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Here's Vice Principal Nero's office,
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- Yay! - Mmm, bravo.
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One eyebrow, tattoo on ankle.
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Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that, although you won't get to see it much.
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Speaking of rules, if either of you are late to your classes,
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It was just... It was a long time...
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The same thing that got me through eighth grade.
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But it doesn't cost more money to leave the library door unlocked.
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There's a certain gleam in the eye indicating a sharp, erudite acumen.
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The cafeteria's the other way.
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and are constantly causing problems.
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Their shack had misinformation.
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I understand we have a brand new orphan today.
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I was baffled by your restraining order of October the 13th.
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a student who will help us infiltrate, if infiltrate is what I mean.
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- You can wait in line like everyone else. - Where is it? Where is it?
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As if eating cafeteria food isn't punishing enough.
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I'm Violet Baudelaire, and this is Klaus and Sunny.
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Nobody likes tap dancing.
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Quagmires and the Baudelaires.
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Let's see. Incomplete History of Secret Organizations, The.
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to answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.
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It is closed, and it's empty. You must be having a bad dream.
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All decent people do.
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- I'm telling Nero. - You don't have to do that.
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You will never be rid of me.
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the number of sapphires in your secret vaults.
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I prefer the term interdisciplinary gender studies.
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The pronoun for first person plural. I'm not working alone.
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A plan! I have a plan! You are not much of a spy, Barry.
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Every so often, their phone rings and they dive under their desks,
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I don't know which I like more, the word "pep" or "rally."
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Which means, "Remember, you will die."