S5 E9
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Season 5  "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"  5x9

Aired 11 years ago - Aug 05, 2012

The start of the vampire holy war is a cause for celebration for Salome and the Chancellors, but Eric may decide to go AWOL; Sookie learns more about her parents' death from a deceased relative; Andy and Jason investigate the rise in shifter murders; Alcide recalls his induction into the pack; Arlene is drawn into Terry and Patrick's strange journey; Steve Newlin gets a new pet.

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or are you just gonna stare at your vain-ass self all night?
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At least she's alive.
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and they tried to shoot my daughter.
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Looked to me like all he was thinking about
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to last us a couple of weeks if we stop serving it now.
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You're worried about Eric.
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Salome and Russell are thousands of years old.
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Now, the compound's on lockdown.
#13
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What am I not seeing?
#14
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Don't even say it.
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controlling the media, and seducing our children.
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sick sons of bitches are modeling themselves after the Klan.
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♪ And heaven, it done to you ♪
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He carries them with him wherever he goes.
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Were there any marks on them?
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- Here, let me help you with that. - It's okay.
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Uh, sorry, I-- I can't comment on that at this time.
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No, nothing's wrong.
#25
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I mean, uh, Joe Bob fell off his bunk real hard,
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cheat on my wife, square-dance.
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I got a stack of unsolved cases dating back over 40 years--
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You can't let your emotions
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What happened to you?
#31
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♪ Sadie Hawkins, Daisy Mae ♪
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Maggie's pregnant and I promised her I'd come home.
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or I will blow your fucking brains out.
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How-- how did you find God?
#36
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Lilith has chosen you as my Adam.
#38
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Humans rule!
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- Hi. - Hi.
#42
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You gotta do what your conscience tells you this time.
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Everybody, grab a human. Drinks are on me!
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We have a new Packmaster.
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The smarter the creature, the more discipline it needs.
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It's a long drive to come out here and give me another lecture.
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