The Grand Tour (2016)

Armed with sports cars, Richard, James and Jeremy think they are in for a cushy road trip as they arrive on the exotic island of Reunion and race on the world’s most expensive piece of tarmac. But a bizarre challenge propels them to Madagascar where they must tackle the world’s toughest road.

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Doesn't have traction control, doesn't have brake assist,

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It says, "On his way to the scaffold he threw a coded message into the crowd

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while Nick and Margaret sat in the background, being annoying.

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which I've fitted so the car can now wade through about six feet of water.

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And then if you look closely...here, the corners.

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I've taken one of the finest performance cars of its time,

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They're all looking at me and thinking, "What, is he mad?"

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but what I'm having trouble with is the little wheels inside the tracks

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Here's something very interesting I learned today.

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Chaps, this Tarmac road has finally run out.

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I'm literally reinventing the wheel, and, you know...

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Maybe this is where I will shine.

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Well, they wrote about Narnia. Doesn't mean it existed.

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This is the tensioner assembly that sits at the back of the track.

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-Oh! That's grim.

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But here's to explain why there may be another opportunity to abandon me.

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Slightly more impressive boat than last night.

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You can survive surprisingly well with a Bentley.

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-Bristol. -Southampton...

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But there's a better name.

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On the plus side, silver lining and all that, I met an actual pirate.

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At this point, I'd held up the wedding party for two hours.

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So he was encountering oncoming traffic...

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I decided to stop and grab something to eat.

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There aren't enough lights in the world to illuminate this horror.

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So the "X" is actually a badly-drawn cross.

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What in the name of all that's holy is going on here?

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Come on!

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I'd rather be at the birth of a world.

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Having reached land, James and I experienced a strange sensation.

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I realised it looks like a hairless dog.

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I was doing things properly.

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There's a chance, then, if I go down there, I find this cross?

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