Haters Back Off

While Miranda throws herself into building her theme park, Uncle Jim prepares a memorable first date, and a surprise visitor whisks Emily away.

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Boner petite.

#2

I'm in love with your mother!

#3 #4

You're so sexy and amazing and handsome and funny.

#5

I was just on the phone with my boyfriend.

#6

I wanted to tell him that I am

#7 #8

It'll be even better than anything you could do!

#9

- Yeah. - Deep down in their groins.

#10 #11

Uncle Jim! Mom!

#12 #13

Uncle Jim, does it look like me?

#14

Bethany, uh, I need to go someplace else for reasons.

#15 #16

And I'm your dad.

#17

Where is the wine?

#18

Maybe later we can hug and touch hands.

#19

See, Mom? I told you he'd come back for me.

#20

- Wait, really? - Absolutely.

#21

Oh, Bethany, I'm so sorry.

#22

Bethany will just work longer and harder, and Kelly's credit score will be fine.

#23 #24

- Oh. - I would have bled out in under a minute.

#25

Kelly. Oh!

#26

Look at this. How embarrassing. You weren't supposed to see this.

#27

I thought when you joined Color Guard, all hope was lost.

#28

If you haven't kissed a girl, she's not your girlfriend.

#29

Set this up over there.

#30

- A statue? - With a big head and everything.

#31 #32 #33

Oh, my word.

#34

So I think we should set a price point at 700 per.

#35

They're not that, either.

#36

Thanks for nothing, Carl.

#37 #38

Wait, what? What does that mean?

#39

Oh, sounds exotic and safe.

#40

- Uh... - Oh, hi. I'm Amanda.

#41

Oh, my gosh! It's so nice to finally meet you.

#42

It's opening this week in my front yard, so...

#43

Stay right there. Just wait there for one minute.

#44

I don't think that's the news.

#45

Miranda, get off the intercom! This has been the news.

#46

No, that is not the news, I'm the news. And come to Miranda World, everybody.

#47 #48

Is she okay?

#49 #50