Better Late Than Never

The guys get their groove on with the Gnawa Tribe and bond over a campfire in the Sahara Desert; in Marrakesh, William Shatner treats the guys to lunch before going to hear an authentic Moroccan storyteller; the men reflect over a final dinner.

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Food, Terry!

But that's just a pile of dirt out there.

and visit the Gnawa people. That's our adventure for...

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- And down, down, down, down. - He sits like a camel.

And then you start making music together,

- Catch it. - No!

and we're out here in the Sahara Desert at night,

the wind coming off thousands of miles of sand,

But I made enough money so I could buy a...

Did you achieve what you wanted to achieve, Henry, here?

- And we saw some talent there. - Yeah.

It was on fire, Jeff.

Hey listen, we're star gazing with Captain Kirk.

this cultural cuisine adventure.

I wonder where they get the meat from?

- Right. Yeah. - You sit around

and it says, "Labrador retriever for $10."

On top of Tokyo tower, 1,000 feet above the ground.

I have some follow up questions about the story.

Do you have any idea what this story is about?

- No, no. - What?

And sure, I'm not as famous and world renowned as them.

the star of a TV show,

Give it up for Terry Bradshaw, ladies and gentlemen!

He napped so much, now it's called "Slumber in the Jungle."

I'm going to leave stand-up to the professionals.

was that like he talks in long pauses.

You're considered stupid if you don't haggle.

Come here. You gotta haggle.

Oh. Oh.

- Offer just for you. - One other thing...

No way. Can't be the same rug.

Someone put suckers on the back of y'all's backs,

That's true.

- Look at this. - Beautiful.

it's a pretty cool thing.

we thought it was important for you to connect with the past

because of the gas, and when I went...

- Ditto. Ditto. Ditto. Ditto. - And you know we love you.

The guys head to Africa, where they explore a local market and have a special dinner, each making one last wish for the trip.

Is that true, what he just said?

Oh, **** stinks.

hidden in the dust of the blowing wind.

I'm sure they do.

- Game on. - Here we are in Morocco.

All right, your serve, Henry.

Thank you, judge.

because there is nothing he won't try to participate in

This way.

Bill, you all right?

Thank you, thank you very much.

is a little antisocial.

Want to buy some teeth?

How wonderful, how absolutely unknown to us.

No, no, 380's not good. 350.

- I love, uh, elephants. - Yeah.

If you know the world, you don't learn anything.

No. "Shatner and Winkler."

and I'm beginning not to understand myself,

- Are making suckers of us. - Okay.

Hello, nice to see you.

What's that got to do with eating with your hands?

Are there any napkins?

I've been so fortunate in my life because of boxing.

That's exactly what I want to do.

And I sat there naked.

you were wrecked.

But he didn't turn the stick loose.

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I would get it if it was a foot race.

- I just want to get going. - Good luck today, bub.

♪ What are you waiting for? ♪

about old people behind the wheel.

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I saw young kids getting into a lot of trouble at home.

- Can you jab? - Yeah.

and those young men were no exception.

can just come in and change the whole course of a kid's life.

Out of all the things you could have chose,

- This sounds inappropriate. - No, no, no.

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Henry, you dream of learning how to do a motorcycle.

You got to face your fear, Henry.

Absolutely, Henry.

The guys explore Madrid, Spain; matador lessons; flamenco dancing; an altered version of the Tomatina Festival.

And I wanted to get back at Bill

- Me, I'm your... - Be nice!

What you boys need

Hey, hey, guys.

In silence, you can find the peace.

I'm going to light the candle.

Papa, I will be phenomenal this time.

exclusive dining experience in the world.

And what is that like?

No, no, no, I wanna hear about...

He's a bullfighter, that dude.

Ooh, uh... Missed it, missed it.

- Translation? - Welcome to the...

Now, that guy really showed... I mean, he had...

No!

But this was his experience.

- What is it? - Trust me, guys.

- We need to hurry. - All right, we have gloves.

- That's what? - Persimmons,

Yeah, I gotta pista.

The flavor is so subtle.

So the next restaurant is one of the more beautiful,

No, there's mostly meat here.

With your wife, you start an argument,

- That's gross. - Maybe I'll have a potato.

That guy irritates me.

As if I haven't dazzled them enough with all the great food.

Yes, I knew that.

I don't trust any of these guys.

- I love liver! - Yeah?

- is gamey. - Gamey?

That was rat brain.

- You guys. - Tastes like chicken.

- Wow. - Oh, my knees.

- I'm a little busy now. - God doesn't want you...

- down the crack of my butt. - Get out!

The guys enjoy the culture of Barcelona, Spain; tango dancing; a lunch of traditional Spanish delicacies; Terry shows Barcelona what a full moon in the middle of the day looks like; Henry bares it all as a nude model for an art class.

There is a store that sells these heads,

Boy, this is a strange place, strange place.

I'm gonna choose this one.

And he's so much kinder than a jackass.

I can't see a thing.

European experience,

- Just one. Come on. - All right, here it comes.

"Look at that. What's that?"

Having said it for the first time, never again.

- Hello, Barcelona. - What should we do?

- That's a church. - Gaudi went from being

the thing that separates you is the thing that makes you great,

That means you could someday be like a Terry Bradshaw

and runs down the mountain and lights all the torches,

'cause your instinct knows everything.

[DRAMATIC MARIACHI MUSIC]

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♪ ♪

You know, 99% of dancing is just attitude, baby.

How many 5'6" overweight guys can tango?

so I've set up this place for us to eat.

Yeah, and it's good too. It's delicious.

That's too much for me.

Smart man.

Oh, look at that, my wallet has a new leather.

We got to dive in and be part of the culture.

but I'm not telling Jeff that.

I got kicked by a horse, run over by a truck.

than to have that ever happen again.

That's something one of us should do.

Do you get nervous when I do this?

You can't be scared with that. Look how happy it is.

- He's airborne. - He's airborne.

This whole trip's about grabbing life by the horns,

- Is the world ready for that? - I'm not.

I don't want to see Terry's balls anymore,

If Terry walks in here nude...

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- Buddha. - [LAUGHS]

- Henry? - Yeah?

What about fear of hell pose?

- I'm using you for support. - Oh, really?

I have been approached to do nude scenes in my career.

- Rapido! - Yeah, yeah, rapido.

[LAUGHS]

Keep it tight.

Unbelievable. Even my voice is changed.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

The guys head to Berlin in the hope of finding Henry’s roots; they check into a communist hotel, meet a bear, visit the Berlin Wall, have a surprise run-in with Al Roker, and are treated to a special performance by David Hasselhoff.

- Wait, so who made it? - Frederick the Second.

♪ ♪

- Jeff. - My name is Daniel. Hello.

When David Hasselhoff took the Wall down,

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- I don't mind. - No.

How are we gonna get in that little car?

Give her some gas.

- We're gonna get arrested. - I hope so.

going back in this car again.

A living icon. People will kill for less.

That's their thing. Bear stuff, you know? Bears.

Ahh!

Oh, of course it's Mr. Bradshaw.

They will stick to your windshield,

- [SLOW ACCORDION MUSIC] - _

What's going on here? Whoa...

Wouldn't that be something

I would love to just see the street somebody walked down

The Waltz is huge in Germany.

This is a friendly competition.

I know. You know what it's like?

All those years you had no idea what was going on.

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And I also love winning friendly competitions.

one of those statues of a horse and a rider.

Bill and Terry.

- We were robbed. - Didn't you say that

♪ ♪

There's been a death in the family.

- Yeah. [LAUGHING] - Are you gonna bury them?

the waterpark, where my koi could have swum.

And I'm expecting them to be here.

I gotta tell you, this is a little high.

[SCREAMING]

I completely ripped my arm. Terry rips his leg.

if I can find where my parents lived in this city.

This is a helpful hint from a friend.

It's right here.

♪ You are now a thing of the past ♪

Please, sir. It would be an honor.

[ALL SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

We'd like to bring onstage now

Freedom, yeah!

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and we decided to set up a really special thing for Henry,

- Oh, no. - And he died

"but a different path led him to New York City

"with the Comedian Harmonists, a new iteration of a group

A goat beauty contest; a stay in an uncomfortable haunted castle; an unpleasant visit to Russia.

Yeah, you mean your bucket list?

Really, very simple people.

My father would have said, "Mama, are you there?"

And you can eat it, too.

you'd put it on the clothes line.

- Is this like your mother? - Yeah.

See you again.

♪ Lithu, Lithu, Lithuania ♪

Shall we?

I see a throne here.

We would just like some bread.

Let's go explore and go look at the dark, cavernous rooms

Watch it, kid. I've got you.

My whole life changed just then.

and he is from Lithuanian Boxing Federation.

I thought we were gonna see some boxing.

I raise goats. So, what do you mean?

Mammary system.

He thinks it's a language barrier.

And this is the grandkids.

Only a few years ago, I was in touch with him,

Moments like this is why I'm really on this trip.

- You're brilliant. - Wow.

Russia. That's the dumbest thing

We're not getting out of the car.

on her wedding day that's long and hard?

Here's what's going on.

Go, Bengals.

- Go, baby, go. - This is good.

Can you throw a spiral 75 yards?

God, I love this cup, too.

Of every religion. Uhhuh.

and I hear music.

I've been in Lithuania a few days.

How brave and how adventuresome the Lithuanian warriors were.

I saw where my...

Challenges that aren’t for the faint of heart, the world’s smelliest dish; an etiquette class; George is surprised by a founding member of ABBA.

No, I didn't call you stupid.

I got a treat for you guys. Just sit on down.

Golly!

This is the way you lived...

- Oh! - I got you now.

and now we are here staying in this hotel,

I come a long way to sleep in another plane.

- You use that? - It's good for your skin.

Whoa. Super.

Then you need to change clothes. Wait. Those are for us?

- No. - Yes, I have.

Yeah, we're all dead.

"Terryland."

My neck's killing me, I've got rheumatoid arthritis,

Bjorns.

- It's the herring. - Is that that herring?

Well, maybe these guys just really get into their roles.

This is good!

- Guys' balls. - Oh, boy.

Meatballs!

Didn't want to be pigeonholed.

- But you know you're not dumb. - I know I'm not.

You sound like a locomotive.

and you put the piece in your mouth.

I would like for this guy to bring me some more white wine.

- Everyone. - Skol.

That is horrible etiquette.

I've wanted to come to Sweden for one reason in my whole life:

I like the way they dress.

♪ My, my, how can I resist you? ♪

- Bjorn himself. - Hi. How are you, George?

- You too. - So you write in English.

without ever taking off my shoes.

Hey, Henry, why don't you sing the low part... so low

This is definitely on my list of things to do

gonna introduce us..

And then, of course, we have someone...

The men go to Munich and immerse themselves in the culture, customs, and traditions of the city, including participating in Oktoberfest, visiting a nude park, and recreating their own Julie Andrews moment in the Bavarian Alps.

I got you guys. We're riding in style.

♪ Holiday road ♪

you've got to be part of the culture.

Wow, look at this old thing coming up here.

Actually, I don't take pictures.

thing anyone's ever said to me. Let's go.

- Hi, how are you? - Fine, thanks.

Tada! How do I look, my friend?

I'm in, and I don't even drink.

- Hello, everybody. - Hey!

A couple of sips, not gonna hurt.

♪ All my underdogs ♪

♪ So raise your glass if you are wrong ♪

I can't believe we're gonna beat Bill to Heaven.

and it's like we saw each other yesterday.

I would like a memory."

Lots of old buildings.

George, you want to play Frisbee with me?

place you can drive in the world.

Yeah, to a track. Gotta go fast.

the workings of the car excite me too,

Put the seatbelt on first, George!

That's a car, man. Oh, yes!

Take your time, Terry! Go!

- Come on, come on, come on. - Time is running.

- Act like... - Okay, watch, watch.

That was the best.

So I booked this great, great bus, right?

Come on. Julie Andrews was amazing.

Do, a deer, a female deer.

George, that was fabulous.

With the feeling of flowers.

Got to go. Bye.

I thought four for sure. Four for sure?

I'll roll and eventually get up.

Boy, ain't that something.

- Ski lift. - Holy.

How many times have you heard me say, "I don't like heights.

Hansel and Gretel.

Hey, don't do that, seriously, now.

It's got to dock.

We saw Mount Fuji.

We can see 360 degree

This is the most beautiful thing you can possibly see,