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Son of Zorn

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Season 1  "The War of the Workplace"  1x3

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 02, 2016

Zorn rallies his co-workers against one of their own after hot sauce is stolen from the break room. Also: Alan tries to convince Edie to write him an excuse note to get out of gym class.

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Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
All you need to really do is just walk up to them,
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
- I was a bully. - Yeah, I can see that.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
More copying, more collating. Then I have something
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
What am I supposed to do for lunch?
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
Well, strange visitor from "across the hall," you do
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
Ugh! This is exactly what happened with Vulchazor.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
The New Yorker did a whole cartoon on it.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
guy who met David Spade once,
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
and eventual decapitator
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Does he have a nervous system, and can he experience pain?
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
- but those days are over, Zorn. - No, Edie, I don't care about battles!
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Oh!
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
- You are loved. - What?
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Hey! What's with all the shouting?
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
But in this battle, they can never actually win.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Nothing to look at.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
And they cheered for their hero,
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
No, that's a cool thing. That's, like, a compliment.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Stop the fighting, or I'll kick both your asses.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Alan, you have to tell me everything.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Okay, it's technically not karate, but it's cool.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
See, I can't hear you, Zorn, 'cause I'm in my turtle shell.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
Okay, come at me. Try to punch me.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
You can't do it... Hyah!
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
The Five Strike Zephyrian Death Attack.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
- Just... - Oh, Alan, I'm sorry!
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
I beat it before and I'll beat it again!
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Which is, actually, like my own office.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
Well, the battle resumes.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
- His blood! - Looking for me?
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
Hey! Seriously? Is... Is this about the hot sauce?
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
- No, it's not! - I... I'm sorry, Derek,
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
I said I'm sorry I took your stupid snacks!
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
jump over a cone or something.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
All right? I'm half Zephyrian.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
- What? - I said, I wish I could understand you,
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Dude, just let this beatdown happen.
 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
And please, if you will, see to it that my head

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Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
- I was a bully. - Yeah, I can see that.
#2 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
More copying, more collating. Then I have something
#3 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
What am I supposed to do for lunch?
#4 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
Well, strange visitor from "across the hall," you do
#5 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
Ugh! This is exactly what happened with Vulchazor.
#7 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
The New Yorker did a whole cartoon on it.
#8 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
guy who met David Spade once,
#9 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
and eventual decapitator
#10 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11 #11 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Does he have a nervous system, and can he experience pain?
#12 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
- but those days are over, Zorn. - No, Edie, I don't care about battles!
#13 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Oh!
#14 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15 #15 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
- You are loved. - What?
#16 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Hey! What's with all the shouting?
#17 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18 #18 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
But in this battle, they can never actually win.
#19 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Nothing to look at.
#20 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
And they cheered for their hero,
#21 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
No, that's a cool thing. That's, like, a compliment.
#22 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23 #23 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Stop the fighting, or I'll kick both your asses.
#24 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Alan, you have to tell me everything.
#25 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Okay, it's technically not karate, but it's cool.
#26 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
See, I can't hear you, Zorn, 'cause I'm in my turtle shell.
#27 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
Okay, come at me. Try to punch me.
#28 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
You can't do it... Hyah!
#29 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
The Five Strike Zephyrian Death Attack.
#30 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
- Just... - Oh, Alan, I'm sorry!
#31 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32 #32 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33 #33 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
I beat it before and I'll beat it again!
#34 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Which is, actually, like my own office.
#35 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
Well, the battle resumes.
#36 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37 #37 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38 #38 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39 #39 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
- His blood! - Looking for me?
#40 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
Hey! Seriously? Is... Is this about the hot sauce?
#41 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
- No, it's not! - I... I'm sorry, Derek,
#42 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
I said I'm sorry I took your stupid snacks!
#43 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44 #44 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
jump over a cone or something.
#45 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
All right? I'm half Zephyrian.
#46 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
- What? - I said, I wish I could understand you,
#47 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Dude, just let this beatdown happen.
#48 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
And please, if you will, see to it that my head
#50