S1 E14
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Season 1  "Kevin vs. the Dutch Elm"  1x14

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 16, 2017

As Kevin tries to charm his neighbor into giving him permission to cut down one of her trees, he becomes intimidated by her imposing son and invites them over for a non-existent party.

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Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 1
there's no sunshine, the water's freezing.
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Okay, I think you're exaggerating.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 3
I thought we were trying that chicken place.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 4
- something in my throat... - nope! Nooooo!
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 5
It's a little off.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 6
Exactly. Quality drops, get out the game, Nana.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 7
Wait, I'm sorry. I heard "move my pool."
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 8
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Think about it. We're watching the game, okay?
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 10
So, let me ask you this. What do you think is easier...
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 11
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 12
B... bel... I-I will move the pool.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 13
And I have talked to her a bunch of times.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 14
She sees the skin. She's like, "I'm a raisin."
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 15
You start nice, you come in with a little honey.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 16
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 17
Boy, what a...
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 18
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 19
Uh... I feel remiss
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 20
Either way, you should come next year,
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 21
I have an early flight to Florida in the morning.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 22
I was thinking... I could do you a favor,
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 23
Not making plans for the spring. Let's say that.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 24
One call to the town, they'll declare that thing a hazard,
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 25
Who's rutger? R-Rutger? I didn't even know what that...
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I invited her to a, uh... New year's Eve jam we're having.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 29
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 30
I don't know, but they were making fun of your boobs.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 31
'Cause then, they would come back,
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 32
Honey, there's a big storm coming in.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 33
And, you know, when I'm happy...
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 34
Okay, we called this family meeting because...
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 35
A neighborhood prank.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 36
"What? What tree? Never heard of a tree."
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 37
And your mom and I, what we're doing,
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 38
Are you kidding me?
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 39
and we can let them loose in the park or something.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 40
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 41
I'll start tapping.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 42
Okay! You got to slow it down now!
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 43
And I think we all owe a big thanks to chale.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 44
Wait for the rabies test to come back.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 45
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 46
I'm proud of you, babe, for saving those squirrels.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 47
♪♪
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 48
Fat-free, and you'd never know. Over.
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 49
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 50
Moron, moron, wait for my signal.

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Okay, I think you're exaggerating.
#2
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 3
I thought we were trying that chicken place.
#3
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 4
- something in my throat... - nope! Nooooo!
#4
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 5
It's a little off.
#5
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 6
Exactly. Quality drops, get out the game, Nana.
#6
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 7
Wait, I'm sorry. I heard "move my pool."
#7
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Think about it. We're watching the game, okay?
#9
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 10
So, let me ask you this. What do you think is easier...
#10
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B... bel... I-I will move the pool.
#12
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 13
And I have talked to her a bunch of times.
#13
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 14
She sees the skin. She's like, "I'm a raisin."
#14
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 15
You start nice, you come in with a little honey.
#15
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Boy, what a...
#17
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Uh... I feel remiss
#19
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Either way, you should come next year,
#20
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I have an early flight to Florida in the morning.
#21
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I was thinking... I could do you a favor,
#22
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Not making plans for the spring. Let's say that.
#23
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One call to the town, they'll declare that thing a hazard,
#24
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Who's rutger? R-Rutger? I didn't even know what that...
#25
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I invited her to a, uh... New year's Eve jam we're having.
#28
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I don't know, but they were making fun of your boobs.
#30
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'Cause then, they would come back,
#31
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Honey, there's a big storm coming in.
#32
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 33
And, you know, when I'm happy...
#33
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 34
Okay, we called this family meeting because...
#34
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A neighborhood prank.
#35
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"What? What tree? Never heard of a tree."
#36
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 37
And your mom and I, what we're doing,
#37
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 38
Are you kidding me?
#38
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and we can let them loose in the park or something.
#39
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I'll start tapping.
#41
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 42
Okay! You got to slow it down now!
#42
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 43
And I think we all owe a big thanks to chale.
#43
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Wait for the rabies test to come back.
#44
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I'm proud of you, babe, for saving those squirrels.
#46
Recap of Kevin Can Wait Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 47
♪♪
#47
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Fat-free, and you'd never know. Over.
#48
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Moron, moron, wait for my signal.
#50