Insecure

Issa is mortified when a video of her profanity-laced rap at an open-mike night goes viral.

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Uh, can we play it by ear? I got a lot going on at work.

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Go get all your tools together.

#4

Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. Just slow down.

#5

Look, I just need you to be my lawyer

#6

or any other nigga you haven't carried a fuck torch for?

#7

- Oh, you gotta work? - Yes, bitch, I'm a real-ass lawyer.

#8

It is, though. Shit, I should've never told the kids you rapped.

#9

- Yes, he's fat. Very. - Whatever.

#10

next, I'm getting engaged, moving into that loft,

#11

Plus the head is crazy.

#12

We're gonna handle her divorce and our prenup at the same time.

#13

You remember Issa?

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All right. Thanks anyway.

#17

- You feel better? - No.

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Uh, so... no, I'll... I'll just sit right here.

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♪ How many blunts you smoke? ♪

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- Thank you guys for coming! - Hey!

#26

- You're annoying. - There you are.

#27

I mean, seriously.

#28

Uh, this is embarrassing.

#29

making plans six months in advance.

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Oh, I just got bored.

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I have a girlfriend, Tasha.

#34

- Good job today, though. - Hey, appreciate it.

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♪ Mr. Linus, Mr. Linus ♪

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I love you so much. Babe, I love you.

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I mean, yeah, you know, we were long distance and shit,

#45

- Liked, nigga. I liked Danity Kane. - Yeah.

#46

you called me back over and...

#47

I mean, maybe you're right.

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