Aired 5 years ago - May 15, 2014
Heartbroken by an unexpected tragedy, Damon is focused on holding himself together, while pushing Bonnie harder than ever to find a way to stop the disintegration of the Other Side. Elena takes matters into her own hands and demands that Liv and
Luke help her, but Liv refuses to cooperate until Caroline provides her with some personal motivation. Sheriff Forbes is horrified when Markos uses violence against Tyler/Julian to prove that Mystic Falls is now under the control of the Travelers. With new information from Sheriff Forbes, Damon comes up with a dangerous plan that relies on split-second timing from Jeremy and Matt. Liv’s off-hand remark regarding Stefan gets a surprisingly emotional response from Caroline. As conditions on the Other Side worsen, Bonnie takes the opportunity to settle an old score. Finally, Damon’s plan causes a massive explosion in Mystic Falls, and everyone is caught up in the confusion, leaving a trail of heroism, sacrifice, relief and despair.
"The blood flows, the gates will open.
The gates will close when it flows no more."
Pretty simple math here. We stop
Glory before she can start the ritual.
No. She's not.
will suffer unbearable torment and death.
Willow, I betyou've got some dark
spell a-brewin'. Make her a toad?
Yeah. We get her on the ropes,
we keep her occupied till it's too late.
Smart chicks are so hot.
Look, I wish there was another way.
So, what's the hubbub, bub?
What do you got against old Benjy?
You've been here a few hours,
Six at least.
If everything just gets stripped away,
No? I mean, it sounded like you arrived.
- Other pervert.
I have guilt that I'm not more worried about
everyone else, but I just don't have enough.
- I'm proposing to you, Anya, because it's not.
- You can't knowthat.
But, last few days, I've mostly been
looking into ways to help Tara.
Bitch. I'm supposed to work on the factors.
We're not all gonna make it. You knowthat?
Did everybody else know
the Slayer was a robot?
And the glorified bricklayer picks up a spare.
Hey, kid. Wanna see a trick?
You're just a mortal.
You couldn't understand my pain.
- She's not like us.
I got it. Come here. You're gonna be OK.
Aired 5 years ago - May 08, 2014
When Stefan and Elena escape from Markos’ control, only to find themselves stranded in a remote location, Stefan gets philosophical with Elena about her relationship with Damon. After their attempt to protect the dopplegangers goes badly, Liv and
Luke come up with a dangerous new strategy. Damon recruits Matt and Jeremy to help him set a trap for Markos, who turns out to have a devastating surprise of his own. Bonnie finally admits to Caroline that she’s been keeping the truth about the Other Side from everyone. Finally, while Bonnie searches desperately for a way to stop Markos, Caroline is witness to an unthinkable act of violence by one of the Travelers.
Good, panic. That oughta help.
Are you insane?
This could be neurological damage.
And Spike, you find Glory.
Check her apartment, see if she's still there.
Glory can turn into Ben,
and Ben turns back into Glory.
all of a sudden everybody wants
to be a part of the inner circle.
I'm above it. I'm...
All I gotta do is bleed you dry,
the portal opens up, and I can go home.
- You'll look after her while I'm...
- Sure. What do I do?
Do you like dolls?
You're gonna pay more attention
to her and forget all about me.
It's like they all just got up and walked away.
Help me. I'm thinking Ben's thoughts,
and I'm feeling his feelings.
I know you. You're the first original Slayer
who tried killing us all in our dreams.
All right, you're right. It's cool.
or just plain screwing their brains out
cos they don't want 'em any more.
- Where's what?
- All the blood.
- We have to get out of here and find Buffy...
- No! I mean, I have a job. I have a life!
Actually, I'm looking for you. Here. Again.
- AKA Ben.
- ...has gone missing.
None of this is real.
You're stuck in some kinda loop.
you sanctimonious little meat worm.
You can't, you're immortal.
I believe you. That's not the problem.
You make me immortal, then what?
- You did?
- Just for a second.
This is... All of this...
It's too much for me.
Aired 5 years ago - May 01, 2014
When Tyler turns up at the Salvatore house with the news that Markos’ plan to break the witches’ curse puts Stefan and Elena in imminent danger, Damon suggests they hide out in the remote cabin once owned by Caroline’s father. Once there, it becomes
obvious to Caroline that Stefan and Elena are keeping a secret, so Damon comes up with a parlor game designed to expose the truth. A ghostly presence at the cabin uses violence and fire to make itself known. Meanwhile, Matt takes charge of Tyler’s plan to get information from one of the Travelers, and Bonnie continues to keep the truth about the Other Side from Jeremy, despite warnings from Grams.
She does have nice feet. She's coming at us
and Buffy's standing there, not even blinking,
Nowthat she knows that Dawn is the Key...?
We won't win this with stakes, or spells,
or pulling out some uranium power core.
Cool. Don't have to study
for that geometry test.
A Key in human form, perhaps?
Nothing's mine, is it?
This life, this body, it's all infected.
True, this oh-so-appealing form
will of necessity be shrugged off.
He's the only one besides me
with any chance of protecting Dawn.
- Is anybody else queasy?
- He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.
- Anyone hungry?
All dark. All dark.
Evil nasties are supposed to flee from me.
Not the other way around.
- There is?
- At least things can't get any crazier. Right?
You have a plan, right? One that doesn't
involve pointy knives and a Winnebago?
- Energy barrier. A most powerful one.
- Can it be breached?
Give quarter to an agent of the Beast?
Hey. It's Buffy.
Don't worry about me. I won't leave
until I've worn out my welcome.
I mention today how much I don't like you?
Strong. Fast. Hell god.
In the end,
they stood victorious over the Beast.
before her energies are exhausted and she's
forced back into her cell of meat and bone.
They were fools. They thought they could
harness its power for the forces of light.
Dimensions will bleed into each other.
Destroyer of the universe.
Aired 5 years ago - Apr 24, 2014
Stefan tries to distract Elena from obsessing about the state of her relationship with Damon, while Bonnie does her best to be realistic about how the changes happening on the Other Side will affect her existence as the Anchor. Damon demands the
Traveler knife, forcing Jeremy and Matt to admit it has gone missing. Through flashbacks to election night, 1960, Enzo reveals to Elena, Stefan and Bonnie that he has learned what happened to his long-lost love, Maggie, and then, with the unwilling help of Liv and Luke, things take an ugly turn. Trying to calm Enzo down, Damon intervenes, but his words cause Enzo to make a desperate and dangerous decision that leads to a violent confrontation with Stefan. Finally, Markos enlists Sloan’s help in a ritual designed to break an ancient curse against the Travelers. Tyler is forced to play a dangerous part in the ritual, while witnessing the incredible power the Travelers now possess.
or maybe eating Twinkies made you do it,
Oh, but we do, Your Scrumptiousness.
- I know how difficult it must be.
- It is. Especially for Dawn.
Well, that's right, foreigner.
From what I hear, they don't tip. French old
people? That's really the bottom of the barrel.
That's cool, too. Whatever you choose,
you've got my support. Just think of me as...
She's messing up.
I'm messing up. It's a mess.
I may be a grown-up, butyou're her family.
Early to bed, early to rise, balanced breakfast,
hospital corners. It's a new beginning.
And he got really grumpy. And then
Dawn said we were "a cute" triangle.
It's really important that Dawn
finishes her schoolwork right now.
I can't do it, Will.
I had to deal with
my brother's problems after...
It's just... I know I can't...
I mean, I just feel like the junior partner.
I don't know where I'm gonna fit in,
in your life, when...
What? What am I doing wrong now?
Ah, yes, because your good mood
is both obvious and contagious.
Don't! I'll tell you anything. Please.
This is nice.
no one who can do a thing,
not a person who can help you.
You wanna make it all better?
And you know, if the noise
and the crawling would stop,
You can get her released in the morning. But
she must spend one night in the psych ward.
And don't get scared. Maybe Glory doesn't
wanna kill you. Maybe it's something...
Right now, Glory thinks Tara's the Key.
to cause so much pain and evil.
I told the cats. And now
I beg my mother sitting all alone.
No. You have to let her get away with it.
Even I'm no match for her. You knowthat.
That was something to treasure.
Aired 5 years ago - Apr 17, 2014
Both Stefan and Elena are suddenly having unsettling dreams of an alternate version of the life they might have had together. Bonnie has a disturbing encounter with Grams, who warns her about frightening changes on the Other Side. Enzo gives Damon
unwanted relationship advice, then admits he is searching for a woman he loved decades before while he was held captive by the Augustines. Liv enlists Matt, Jeremy and Tyler to help track the Travelers and keep them from taking control of Mystic Falls. Bonnie is hurt and angry when she learns that Jeremy is working with Liv behind her back. Luke shows up at the Salvatore house and explains what he knows about Markos and the Travelers to Damon, Elena and Enzo. Matt has a terrifying encounter with inhabitants of the Other Side. Finally, when Damon finds Markos, he is both relieved and disturbed by what Markos has to tell him.
Riley left because I was shut down.
Well, I shouldn't wonder.
in learning more about their role. There's
a sacred place in the desert. It's not far.
She looks a little shiny to me.
You know, a touch of Plasticine...
If time runs out on us and
all we're left with is info, then we're screwed.
- Watch her.
- We can do that, O Thou.
- What's in the trunk?
I jump out of the circle,
I could never do it.
I'm helpless againstyou, you fiend.
I don't see why we have to patrol just cos
Buffy's away. I'd rather watch television.
- Are you afraid of me?
And don't write in it,
or put a coffee mug down on it or anything.
- I guess.
- You're back very early.
Tons of'em. I think we ought to split up.
I thinkthat was probably
the big action for tonight.
You're the big bad!
Well, Tara's right. Grief can be powerful,
and we shouldn't judge...
- She will want the Key intact.
- Key? Who's the Key? I'm not the...
You are full of love.
You love with all your soul.
You didn't, you know, sleep with Spike?
Buffy, there is something
seriously wrong here! I mean...
- The demony kinds of guys. Buffy...
- Yes, that's me.
I'm getting a gift? Or do you mean that
I have a gift to give to someone else?
- Stunning One, we believe he is...
- The Key!
And maybe change your clothes.
You know, something more fighty.
- It's wrong.
- Wait. This shouldn't be about blame.
Glory has Spike and she's going to harm him.
Xander, you come with me. Willow,
Anya, sticktogether. And Guyles...
It's that guy, on TV...
cos you might be strong,
but in our world, you're an idiot.
If he gave us up, Dawn and I need to get out
of town. She could be on her way right now.
Xander, please don't be suggesting
what I'd have to kill you for suggesting.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 27, 2014
In order to keep Stefan from being harmed by Sloan and the Travelers, Caroline and Enzo agree to make a trip to Atlanta to find a newly discovered doppleganger. Caroline is surprised when Enzo opens up to her about his past. Damon and Elena spend an
awkward afternoon at Jeremy’s parent-teacher conference, where they hear bad news about his behavior at school. Afterwards, Damon reluctantly tells Elena upsetting news about Jeremy's personal life. Bonnie has an unsettling encounter with Luke, and learns more about his family history. Liv fills Jeremy in on the rumors about the Travelers’ next move and demonstrates her considerable power. Jeremy makes an unexpected deal with Liv, then makes a decision that is devastating to Elena. Stefan and Caroline share a special moment of friendship. Finally, a terrifying turn of events at the Travelers’ camp leads to the appearance of their mysterious leader, Markos.
We could say in the programme
your mother preferred not to have one.
I don't know. I guess so. How about "At the
request of the family, there will be no wake"?
Care? Joyce was the only one
of the lot of you that I could stand.
We commend to Almighty God
our sister, Joyce Summers...
We're witches. We know stuff.
Great. What are you up for?
That's not the point.
The point is, it's bad, because...
Time's not the issue.
They said "probably"
wouldn't have made a difference.
And you have people to help you.
You don't have to do this alone.
She bade me come to you. The news
of your relationship with the Slayer...
- Interesting choice of words.
- That's not what I...
I was gonna sleep some more.
Giles said he'd pick me up whenever.
You're, like, stalking my sister.
You'd do anything to get in good with her.
Oh, no, no.
Jinx, you robed stud, you're my man.
It smells like Grandpa.
- What can I do for you?
- This one's mum kicked it a few days back.
Your mother's a good candidate,
at least. Strong DNA.
We've got the Ghora demon
standing between you and success.
Once you get all the ingredients together,
put them in the centre of a sacred circle
You need me, Spike. Somebody's gotta get
the egg while you distract the Ghora.
Right. Heads it is.
god of gods,
I wanna say bagel, but I thinkthat was
yesterday. You had two eggs, sunny-side up.
But maybe she did, and we should probably
look. Because who knows? I... I don't.
Dawn. Dawn. You have no idea
whatyou're messing with.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 20, 2014
When Stefan tries to explain recent events to a very sick Elena, her first instinct is to call Damon. At the same time, Damon is trying to figure out how to make a disturbing confession to Elena. While going through Dr. Wes’ files, Caroline
discovers a frightening secret, and is surprised when Enzo appears, claiming to have the solution everyone is searching for. At Enzo’s insistence, Caroline asks Stefan to meet her at a mysterious location where they are joined by a group of Travelers, including Sloan, who reveals new information on the importance of doppelgangers. During spring break on a mostly deserted Whitmore campus, Elena runs into Luke, a student who seems to know her, though she has no memory of meeting him. Recently dumped by his boyfriend, Luke proposes that he and Elena spend the break getting drunk together, but she sends him off on an urgent mission to find Bonnie and the “newbie” witch, Liv. Damon finally tells Elena the truth about his recent activities, and they come to a new agreement about their relationship.
Cover her mouth with yours,
and breathe into her mouth.
- She have any serious health problems?
I'm waiting. The... the coroner's coming.
That's such a lie! I got cut, by accident.
One time. Now Kevin thinks I'm a...
What do you think? Can I show my face?
Oh. Hey, Kevin.
Things get so crazed, you know?
You just feel like you wanna do something...
This one time in History, she had
this book called Annals of History.
Joyce really liked the blue one.
She told me one time.
God, why do all my shirts
have stupid things on them?
Giles was pretty sure that it wasn't her.
I mean... They don't justhappen.
Are we gonna be in the room
with the dead body?
Would you just stop talking?
Just shutyour mouth. Please.
and she'll never have eggs,
or yawn or brush her hair, not ever."
Pretty much. I'm really sorry.
- Where the tumour was removed.
- Shouldn't we have known about that?
Are you sure...
that there wasn't a lot of pain?
- Cos you were the one that told her?
- How'd she take it?
Well, I think you should
try to eat something.
- Your mother.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 06, 2014
While Nadia remembers her centuries-long search for her mother, Stefan, Caroline and Matt come up with a desperate new plan to save Elena’s life. For the second time, Bonnie and Jeremy must turn to Liv for help. Damon baits Tyler into a nasty
confrontation, then takes off to seek revenge on Dr. Wes. Caroline and Tyler come to a new understanding. Finally, Bonnie learns of a terrifying secret that will threaten the lives of all her friends.
Thank you for picking me up.
I'm grateful for the ride.
- So is anyone gonna talk about my dress?
- I like it.
And he asked a question about
these antique cameos, and I was so lost,
What do you think? Should I try to make
things romantic, or let him set the pace?
At first it was confusing.
- And if you do, could you tell me?
- I don't think we know a Warren.
I let them do that.
Dance together. That was me.
Ben. Hey. I didn't even know you were here.
And again with the nonmedical clothing.
- Let me just dump this. I'll be right back.
Well, some of us
like that kind of thing in a girl.
- Is Warren here?
- It's that girl again.
Oh, dear. If looks could stake.
Was that guy botherin' you? Should I offer
to get inappropriately violent or somethin'?
I just... I think you should know
- I'm looking for my fella.
- Maybe you just found him.
I dunno aboutyou, but I've had it
with superstrong women who aren't me.
Given enough time. I can get a list of the
Sunnydale students named Warren tonight,
A 14-year-old's too old to be baby-sat,
and it's not fair on her.
What the hell...? What are you doin'? It's 3.30!
I found one Warren, but he left the country
a year ago. I'm checking nearby schools.
then he went to the tech college in Dutton.
I've got a local address where his folks live.
Maybe he couldn't - find a real person.
- Who's this?
- Is this about her?
- No, wait. This is important.
- Believe me, I worked it out.
Yeah, and we're working on a way to de-invite
you from here. Even if it is a public place.
the Slayer and I worked together to get rid
of Dru, who was up to no good, and I don't...
Warren? He headed out.
That way. Hurry, you might catch him.
I mean, she cares about what I care about,
and she wants to be with me.
She builds these little model monorails
that run with magnets, and...
I didn't need to. Her batteries were supposed
to run down. They should be dead by now.
Warren is my boyfriend. Mine. And you
others probably ought to figure that out.
- If she hears my voice, then she'll answer.
- She's voice-activated?
Warren? What should I do?
What is she saying, Warren?
What do you need to tell me?
- She wasn't just for sex.
- Is thatyour ex-girlfriend?
What's happening to me?
He didn't mean to hurtyou.
things are always darkest before...
One of the cool things about that
No. People are the strangest people.
Anyway, about coffee.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 27, 2014
As Damon’s behavior escalates from destructive to deadly, Stefan begins to regret their last conversation and decides to track Damon down and intervene. For reasons of her own, Elena volunteers to come along. Dr. Wes enlists the Travelers to set a
trap that will once again test Damon’s friendship with Enzo. After a heart-to-heart talk with Nadia, Matt enlists Caroline and Tyler’s help to protect Elena, leading to a violent confrontation. Later, when Stefan tries to comfort a dejected Caroline, their conversation leads to a horrifying realization.
- And I just wanted to say... thanks.
Oh, God! Oh, please! Help me!
And then I remembered that Rupert was here
and I felt much, much safer.
- We could do something different tonight.
- Like you stop yammering for two seconds?
where he laboured thanklessly
for all those years.
- You're done with this?
- Yeah, hi, kind of reading that...
Doesn't seem to me
it matters very much how you start out.
So, what else does Buffy say about me?
And I kill 'em. Right quick, the whole lot.
- Just hanging out.
Dawn, getyour stuff.
We're getting out of here.
Right, that's why you were
never with Angel for three years.
- So tell me again what we're looking for?
How did she come to this
extremely entertaining conclusion?
Oh, Buffy. Spike came by
to apologise for yesterday.
Two vamps holed up
in a warehouse downtown.
So should we chase after 'em, then?
They couldn't have gone far.
What is this?
You can't deny it.
There's something between us.
- You sleep during the day!
- Yeah, but...
didn't care for Angelus setting us on fire.
I already know why you're not coming.
Little bit of plastic,
No threesomes unless it's boy,
boy, girl. Or Charlize Theron.
I think so. I don't know. I was just so thrown.
Besides, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this whole
thing's just been blown way out of proportion
Are you here?
I like it when you're all dour
and straight-to-business, like.
You've taken my chair
and the music hasn't stopped.
Just to touch such a black beauty.
Why do you bitches torture me?
You know, what I should just do
is get rid of both of you. Burn you.
But now I see it's you.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 06, 2014
Hoping to help everyone move past recent traumatic events, Caroline convinces Elena and Bonnie to attend Whitmore College’s “Bitter Ball” for broken-hearted students. Bonnie is intrigued with a fellow student named Liv, who appears to be dabbling in
witchcraft. Tyler starts to worry about Matt’s relationship with Nadia. After making a disturbing discovery, Stefan has a frustrating conversation with Damon and Enzo. Dr. Wes struggles to continue his research project with help from a new benefactor named Sloan. Still bent on revenge, Damon and Enzo resort to violence to convince Bonnie and Jeremy to help them, but their plan takes an unexpected and horrifying turn.
If anything Hell-godishly powerful
comes within 100ft of the shop,
How's my sweet fancy Dawn doin'?
Just how I remember it.
So, what's the homework sitch?
Just between me and you,
So we figured, less killy, more frilly.
Why does everybody act
all weird when I'm around?
I usually just burst through doors.
Wait. Here's something.
"Tarnis, 12th century."
"They started work,
- What did you do?
- This is blood, isn't it?
You've been alive a lot longer than that to us.
You hate me that much?
you wouldn't be trying to make yourself
feel better with a round of Kick The Spike.
But they'll grow.
The Knights of Byzantium are like ants:
I wouldn't want my mother and
my sister coming at me from all sides.
What she needs is her sister,
Buffy, not the Slayer.
- Betyou can't push me all the way around!
- Oh, yes, I can!
summoned armies to control the Key.
This is my fault. I should've told her.
Empty. All spilled out.
Thank you. Thank you.
Dawn, was your mom brought back in?
Is that why you're here?
I'm nothing! I'm just a thing the monks made
so Glory couldn't find me. I'm not real.
- You don't remember?
- Remember what?
I better checkthe hospital.
it's been around for a long time?
Is that why you were playing with Uncle Ben,
to get a peek at Glory's unmentionables?
I've been meaning
to send the Slayer a message.
Cos I gotta tell you, so not impressed.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 30, 2014
When Enzo brings Damon a gruesome present and insists that they bond by committing an act of revenge, Damon makes an effort to do the honorable thing. After finding himself in awkward and confusing conversations with Nadia, Matt impulsively decides
to throw a party, where Caroline makes a stunning confession to Elena, then has to face the consequence of her actions with Stefan and Tyler. Aaron does his best to make amends for his family's past misdeeds and start a new life for himself. Finally, Elena suddenly finds herself in a life-threatening situation with only minutes to figure out how to save herself.
- Indeed, Glorificus.
- And I'm waiting.
I don't need much time.
First I thought we might catch up.
- But there are some things...
- I'm sorry, who are you?
Customers, please bring your money back.
the rest merely extremely disturbing,
and it won't be handed over
when the conspirators who set out to kill him
found it nearly impossible to do so.
until someone asked the Vikings
what they were up to,
It's called studying history.
Not for money, if that's whatyou're thinking.
Your heartfelt gratitude's plenty.
Or is it the other? Maybe you cling too much.
Or maybe your beauty's fading.
The Slayer? I don't know any slayer.
Get away from me. You shouldn't be here.
We've been developing
a sort of hybrid fighting style.
- Observe your training, talkto your friends...
- My friends?
We can help you.
We have information that will help.
If you insist on fighting us, we'll arrange
to have Mr Giles deported within the day.
Giles, that Travers guy is, like, 60.
I can't hit him.
Well, I suppose they'll make it
as difficult as they want to.
They'll go away and not tell me howto fight
Glory and I won't be able to protect Dawn!
And don't thinkthere weren't jokes about
that. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say,
I meantyour relationship with the Slayer.
We merged, and I was
the heart part of a super-Buffy.
But we understand thatyou help the Slayer.
I wrote my thesis on you.
And stamina and strength
will win the long fight.
- Punch him.
- Thanks, Giles.
I think I might be getting this, like, inner-ear
thing. Maybe if I got a note, I could try again?
Stronger than humans! Who isn't?
Next time we meet,
something you love dies bloody.
Keep Dawn here as long as you can.
I'll be back soon.
No, no, she can just sew him backtogether.
He's a doll, for God's sake.
Because she needs something from me.
Without a slayer, you're pretty much
just watching Masterpiece Theatre.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 23, 2014
As she faces a new crisis, Katherine remembers the traumatic night in 1490 when she gave birth to the daughter who was immediately taken from her. Stefan lets Elena, Caroline and Bonnie know that Katherine’s health has taken a turn for the worse,
while Damon Matt and Jeremy discuss some of Katherine’s most notorious moments. Nadia comes up with a frightening plan to protect her mother, and Stefan and Elena are forced to help her. Meanwhile, Caroline is mortified when she realizes she forgot to fill Elena in on the latest shocking gossip, then indulges in a little scandalous behavior of her own. Finally, Elena and Katherine share an unexpected moment of connection.
l'm freaked about the idea of giving them any
information that could lead them to Dawn.
- Unless you're English.
- Don't worry about the shop.
l can distract him with coy smiles
and bribe him with money and goods.
OK, that's a lie.
lt still feels a little sudden to me,
l was trying to help, you know.
Not like l made him be there, after all.
- We're gonna try out a few spells.
- There's this thing where you create light,
- What are you talking about?
- A book. This cat does all this mischief.
Any second now you'll make me
smoke tobacco and have drugs.
And if it doesn't work, Giles
never even needs to know about it.
Whatever the issue is between you two,
just figure it out without me.
- That's a pricey one.
Let the moonlight be made pale
by your presence. Spirits...
lt seemed very much like saliva.
Butyou ever notice people
only say that about bad things?
then you have this whole huge thing.
l'm trying. Put the top up.
The pages are all blowy.
- Xander agreed.
- Right. Xander doesn't step out of line.
l'm sure she's merrily slaying some pals
of mine, havin' a grand old time.
l will burn your crops and make merry sport
with your more attractive daughters.
She's a little preoccupied, maybe.
l could do that, but l'm paralysed
with not caring very much.
Xander. You shouldn't be here. There's a troll.
- Nobody lets me finish.
- You told the witch to do that, Anyanka.
l am a human. And there are many
humans who are stranger than me.
You managed that.
- And l am not gonna hurt him.
- Well, l'm not either.
You fight well, although you are a tiny man.
Anya, l have faith in you.
There is no one you cannot piss off.
and yetyou are as aggravating
and emasculating as ever you were.
What are you fighting for,
minuscule blonde one? Your friends?
And Willow likes you too,
but not in a sexy way, cos she's gay.
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 12, 2013
Damon realizes Elena is in danger and enlists Stefan’s help to find her. The brothers pay a visit to Aaron, and Damon shocks Stefan by revealing his first-hand knowledge of Aaron’s family. In an attempt to stop Damon, Dr. Wes unleashes his secret
weapon, forcing Damon to deal with a part of his past he thought was gone forever, as well as the consequences of his decades-long plan for revenge. Meanwhile, Elena is horrified by Dr. Wes’ confessions about the dark history of Whitmore College and his own ultimate goal. Finally, a frantic Katherine turns to Matt for help, until she realizes that Nadia may be the one who can solve her problem.
Well, we can make a wager this time. You can
give me real money. That would be different.
Well, it's nothing compared to
what my mom had to deal with.
Fair enough, butyou don't
have to keep me company all night.
They won't stay in that village for long.
As usual, I'm here to help you, and I...
Are you naked under there?
That's very humorous.
Make fun of the ex-demon.
Take her side instead of mine, even though
I sleep with you and feed you and bathe you.
Humans hire vampires to feed off them.
They, you know, get off on the rush.
Perhaps you should focus on a less
ambiguous evil. Glory, for instance?
I don't understand. This place
was doing serious business last night.
What took you? Takes a while
to get to full strength after a good bite.
Surrounding you. The scent.
in the training room, huh?
I think... when this thing started,
it was just some stupid, immature game.
This isn'tyour fault. It's mine. And I feel
like hell for what I've putyou through.
When they bit me, it was beyond passion.
You weren't a passion to them,
you were a snack. A willing, idiotic snack.
You can't handle the fact
that I'm stronger than you.
I'm leaving, Buffy.
What? Who told you?
- unless you do something to stop him.
- What am I supposed to do?
I lied. See, what I think, you got burned
with Angel, and then Riley shows up.
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 05, 2013
Stefan continues to offer Katherine his support while trying to mask his own pain, until Caroline shows up with an unusual form of therapy. After trying to make amends with Caroline, Elena grows so concerned about Damon that she turns to Aaron for
help. Later, when Damon tells Elena about a terrible ordeal in his past that he has kept secret for decades, she shares the disturbing information she just learned about her own family. Finally, Aaron decides on a desperate course of action after a conversation with Dr. Wes.
Aired 5 years ago - Nov 21, 2013
At Whitmore College, Elena and Caroline decide it's time to throw a big party, but their plans are interrupted when Jesse suddenly needs Caroline's help. At Elena's request, Damon comes up with an effective method to get Wes to answer his questions.
At the party, Elena finds that she and Aaron have a lot in common, and Caroline grows more concerned about Jesse. Meanwhile, Katherine does a favor for Matt and manages to get through to Stefan, who is still struggling to overcome the events of the summer. Finally, Bonnie does her best to cope with her new reality, and Damon makes a terrifying discovery about a secret society.
I should think you'd be pleased
to avoid the confrontation.
this dark spell I hold in my worthless
and scabby hand is our gift to you,
No, Your Terrifically Smooth One.
It is the epitome of ankles.
I'll have it all.
Takes one to know, I suppose.
Bite-sized one went too. You know,
it's funny her not calling you about that.
Some people wait for days,
I wish we knew what we were dealing with.
It feels like we're going around in circles.
So, I'm thinking maybe she...
But what can we do?
Now, let me ask. Does your mother's
insurance company require copies
- Excuse me, Miss Summers.
- It's OK.
Listen, your mom's gonna be unconscious
for at least another six, seven hours.
- I don't think magic can help.
- That attitude's not helping.
- Don'tyou know about the Sobekites?
- I do.
for the whole hour, just so Mom
felt like we'd gotten our money's worth.
Sorry. The human mind is very delicate.
Too much could go wrong.
Anya figured out
what the demon lady's up to.
OK, so she's making a monster.
What for? What does it do?
I don't know what kind of action
you're looking for. Do you?
- Dawn's on her way over to you. Giles...
- Dawn, are you OK?
- Why was the big snake afraid of Dawn?
Everything takes time. What about my time?
Aired 5 years ago - Nov 14, 2013
While Elena and Damon try to explain Amara’s situation to Stefan, Dr. Wes gives Katherine some deeply disturbing news. Nadia shows up at Caroline’s dorm room, searching for Katherine. After a surprising conversation with Amara, Jeremy and Bonnie
share a glimmer of hope. Silas fails to keep a promise, causing Damon to turn to Tessa for help with his new plan, and Stefan makes a heartbreaking confession to Damon and Elena.
Then I'd be in a real hospital, which
would get my real mom real freaked out.
- Sorry to interrupt the sex-capades.
A very short, annoying man.
OK. I will patrol with the group tonight.
How come I'm not like that? It's just so cool.
it's difficult to get any...
Well, the Slayer's not... She's rather...
Both got killed by you.
It's a perfectly perfect word as words go,
but the bother is nothing rhymes, you see.
I prefer not to think of such dark,
ugly business at all.
And that's actually
one of his better compositions.
Your poetry, it's...
and all I ask is thatyou try to see me...
That's quite close enough.
It's OK. We can kill 'em
just as dead in the morning.
I had to get myself a gang.
I'm sorry. Did I sully our good name?
All-out fight in a mob, back against the wall,
nothing but fists and fangs?
You ever hear them say the blood
of a slayer is a powerful aphrodisiac?
What's the difference?
"What's it like? Where does it lead you?"
The only reason you've lasted as long
as you have is you've got ties to the world.
Get out of my sight, Spike. Now.
Say I do want to.
Butyou can't kill Buffy.
I haven't said a word about
the Slayer since we left California.
I didn't know she was seein' somebody.
I know you will.
Aired 5 years ago - Nov 07, 2013
Silas happily announces his new goal to Damon and Elena, but they are skeptical when he promises to accomplish one important task in return for their help. Tessa confidently tells Stefan about her next move, then realizes that Silas has managed to
outsmart her. A desperate Katherine discovers a new and unexpected consequence of becoming human again, and realizes she needs a new place to stay. In exchange for a spot in the dorm room, she offers to show Caroline how to get answers from Dr. Maxfield. Bonnie is touched by Jeremy’s strength and determination to stand by her. Finally, Damon is stunned when he figures out the secret to Tessa’s plan.
She wasn't there,
but I can still feel what it was like.
We have to find out who this woman is
and what she needs Dawn for.
- Thumb! Necessary opposable thumb!
- Sorry. Crybaby.
- Stop it, or you're going to break something.
- Or I'm going to break something.
Nothing like getting your ass kicked
to make your ass hurt.
Tomorrow night! Tara's birthday!
- As for example. But she's super nice.
- You betcha.
Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming right now!
We don't really know
what kind of things witches like.
- That'd be funny, if her centre of power was...
- Well, what do you know?
How did you find...
I mean, how come you came?
- How do you do?
- Families are always...
- They make you crazy.
- See ya later.
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? She shouldn't be going over there.
The door wasn't locked. I was a little early.
- It won't mean that...
- You're turning 20.
Evil never does.
Stop whining. I remember
when the Lei-Ach were a proud warrior race,
And you know she's going around
telling everybody. She's probably just...
Well, there's Scoobyage afoot. Giles called
a meeting about our spanking new menace.
There's just so much going on.
I just... I'm really tired.
- Can I buy one of these?
It's possible the one this monk
belonged to was wiped out entirely...
So they tell me.
Oh, Sandy, Sandy.
You know? She sired Brandon,
Brandon from the sewer gang?
I can't wait till your little friends
find out the truth aboutyou.
Now, I'm telling your father.
Under there. Go.
- How many?
- I've been injured once this month!
I didn't wantyou to see what I am.
Nearly got us killed.
- It's notyour decision, young lady.
- I knowthat!
Mr Maclay, I would say
your business here is finished.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 31, 2013
On campus, Elena is touched by a sad and secretive student named Aaron. Elena and Damon attend the Whitmore Historical Ball dressed as Anne Boleyn and Henry VIII. At the Ball, Elena shares a dance with Dr. Maxfield, who has a disturbing message for
her. Caroline's evening at the Ball takes her from happiness to heartbreak. Meanwhile, Nadia reveals her surprising history to Katherine, and Damon tries to make a deal with Silas. Silas' demand that Damon commit an unthinkable act leads to a violent confrontation.
I don't need you...
- We need a first opinion first, honey.
- OK. We'll go now.
Magic's a small niche market,
but... well, think about it.
Yeah, the hype was out of control.
She said you look even cuter when you're
all weak and kitteny, butyou'd get hurt.
She's so annoying now Mom's sick. She's
all over her while I have to be the grown-up.
It's just my head.
Let's strap him.
For your own good, I promise.
They came in, I gave them things, they gave
me money and then they left. It's brilliant!
- Have you spoken with her doctors?
- They won't find anything. It's supernatural.
Then I hunt them, find them, and kill them.
Yes. By your incredibly selfish behaviour.
that I forget there's
all that duct tape on your face.
Someone put a spell on my mom.
Something to make it seem like she's sick.
A spell to see spells. A trance to see spells,
actually, butyou get the idea. Try that.
- Are you ready?
- It's my mom. I'll get ready. What do I need?
"cute and weak and kittenish"?
- What are you doing?
- My boyfriend. Go away.
This is where accounts get...
I would pass by in the day but I'm outgrowing
my whole "burst into flame" phase.
So I called off the big night out.
- The Hand of Glory packs serious power.
And another thing.
I just wantyou to know...
I just noticed something.
You have superpowers.
Many more die... if you don't keep it safe.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 24, 2013
While Mystic Falls observes its traditional Remembrance Day to honor the dead, Damon and Elena try to help Stefan through a confusing time, a task that ends up taking Elena on an emotional journey of her own. A worried Matt tries to figure out the
reason behind his mysterious blackouts, and Caroline makes an effort to get to know Jesse better. Jeremy makes a startling confession that hits Damon hard. Finally, Dr. Maxfield puts a plan in motion that will change everything.
This was the guy
who declared the rights of man,
Apparently not. Don't worry, Will,
you still wear the smarty-pants in the family.
Hey! Wasn't that Robespierre the coolest?
Oh, wow, this place looks great.
Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.
But I'd love to watch and learn.
From someone who's really good.
I'm totally her arch-nemesis!
Then... that is you.
You... wanna relax some more?
- I'm OK.
- And your mom's doing just fine.
Thank God. I was freaking out.
What about a crossword?
Some people say feed a cold. I say puzzle it.
I know. I'm sorry, Buffy.
I'm trying too hard to make it OK.
and the second I have something to say
no one will listen.
You don't want this.
His heart can't take it.
We've been at him for weeks about it.
- Poor Riley.
- Could he have gone backto his apartment?
I so don't wanna deal with Spike right now.
He's really starting to bug me,
Harm, do us a favour.
Yeah. You'll have me up and killing
before the night's over.
A little spell.
Every day you're just
a little further out of my reach.
God, you're just sitting backthere thinking
that none of this means anything to me.
then I am still gonna
make you go to that doctor.
- Where's Dr Overheiser?
- Spike must have taken him.
Forget it. Apologise later, if you're not dead.
My stomach's growling, I'm so starved.
Buffy, I swear I was just thinking of you.
I wanted to tell you the great news.
This... has got to end.
Give me a week or so to heal
and I'll take full advantage of that fact.
- I've always said she's pretty impressive.
- You know, she really is.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 17, 2013
When Elena and Katherine have the same dream that Stefan is in danger and desperately needs their help, they convince Damon to help them find Stefan. However, their plans are thwarted by a mysterious young woman named Tessa who seems to know
everything about Stefan's history. In flashbacks to a distant time and place, Tessa reveals the shocking secrets in her past and what she has planned for the future. She also has a disturbing message for Damon about his own future. Silas forces an unwilling accomplice to help him search for Katherine, leading to a confusing and life-threatening situation for Matt. Finally, Silas reveals the reason he's determined to find Katherine, and Damon and Elena face a disturbing new reality.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 10, 2013
Without telling Elena that Stefan is missing, Damon turns to Sheriff Forbes for help finding his brother. Elena and Caroline try to find out who is covering up a campus murder, and a fellow Whitmore student named Jesse gives Elena some intriguing
information about Professor Wes Maxfield. While Jeremy struggles to return to his old life, he continues to be the only person who can see and talk to Bonnie, but he can't convince her that it's time to let the others know that she sacrificed her own life for his. After learning that Silas is searching for Katherine, Damon asks Matt and Jeremy to keep her out of sight, but the situation quickly spirals out of control. Finally, Nadia uses violence to make a point about her own agenda.
I mean, does anyone ever ask me
what I want to do with my life?
I could so save the world
if somebody handed me superpowers,
- Mom, I thoughtyou were taking me.
- Morning, Mrs Summers. You look great.
- Oh, thank you, Riley.
Well, you said "Come over tomorrow
and we'll hang" and then I said "OK".
But I'm certain that Riley understands better
than anyone the importance of training.
- You put it in neutral again, huh?
- Hey, there's Willow and Tara!
- Ooh, they haven't seen my new car.
I guess her generation
isn't cool with witchcraft.
Drama is just Tuesday
and Thursday afternoons.
The owner. I come in here a lot.
Whoever's leading this pack of vampires
is interested in learning more aboutyou.
- lmpressive square footage.
- You're on Dawn duty.
Good job, minions! Yes, you deserve it.
Eww! That's rude! I barely know you.
And you're a minion.
No, that is not what I meant.
- Hello there, little girl.
- Even when he should.
You're one of the good guys.
So, you wantyour mother
to give you space to be a slayer
I guess. It's just...
Sometimes I would like to curl up in Mom's
lap and not worry about the fate of the world.
That means you're winning.
What do you mean, she's not in there?
She has to be. I'm calling her out!
Who'd have thought when you beat up kids in
gym class, you'd end up Harmony's lapdog?
Buffy is not gonna be happy about this.
Plus, I didn't even get to kill stupid
Xander Harris. That was so embarrassing.
- I feel good.
- I remember.
I've taken it.
I've found the real me and I like her.
People slip, Buffy. Your mom did.
We are doing nothing but turning her into
a little idiot who is going to get us all killed.
- Let go of me!
- No, it's not safe out here.
She ran out. They took her.
- Why not?
- Because that's not the plan.
They don't respect me. They pretend they do,
but deep down they think I'm nothing.
Anya's gonna be OK and Xander wasn't
mad at me. So stuff mostly worked out.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 03, 2013
After spending the summer enjoying her passionate relationship with Damon, and making sure that Jeremy is adjusting after his return from the dead, Elena is thrilled to move into the dorm at nearby Whitmore College with her new roommate, Caroline.
Still believing that Bonnie has been traveling all summer and will soon join them, Elena and Caroline are surprised when a student named Megan shows up and announces that she will be sharing their dorm room. Katherine makes an unexpected appearance at the Salvatore house and pleads with Damon to help her now that she is human and vulnerable to her enemies. Matt and Rebekah return to Mystic Falls after spending a wild summer in Europe, where they met a mysterious beauty named Nadia. Elena can’t shake the feeling that something is wrong with Stefan, and Silas makes a terrifying appearance at the “End of Summer” party in the town square.
There you go. All set.
That's when you'll just have to get a life.
Soon. It won't be easy,
but I know she'll understand.
That was no hunt.
That was just another day on the job.
Newsflash, Will. Everybody knows.
I'm pretty sure that's Dracula.
I couldn't believe it the first 20 times
you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.
You know, from a whole
So we should take things slow with Dracula.
He said we would meet again,
We may not be as fast, but we'll find him.
which was really sweet, don'tyou think?
He's a darks-only man.
- Your emissary?
- Serve me well, you will be rewarded.
- He was...
He's smart enough to figure that
we knowthat. I say he's laying low.
He can read and control minds,
and appear in dreams.
And blood is life.
Like Dracula has mind control over her?
You're watching too many creature features.
Come to my place.
I'll make sure you stay put.
It's getting dark.
I should have turned up a better lead.
- Put the stake down.
Do you know why you cannot resist?
Dammit. You know what?
I'm sick of this crap.
- No, go ahead.
- No, I insist.
- Every night.